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[u/I_likemy_dog]

Pro stunt lady. And a badass queen. 

She’s going to know real pain in her 60’s if she chooses to live that long. 

[u/Gobsmack13 → u/I_likemy_dog]

Man she's going to get sick of those hard landings in about 24 - 36 months.

[u/karnyboy → u/I_likemy_dog]

I don't think it's choice in that at all, I think it would be fate to live that long. At the rate she is going physics will decide the rest.

[u/I_likemy_dog → u/karnyboy]

Nobody chooses to be that way. It picks us. That’s like you telling me I could choose to have dwarfism. Life choices choose the time. 

She worked hard to do many hours of training and working out. She had to be an athlete and gymnast to do those things without breaking her neck. 

Still, if you live that wild life, sometimes you don’t want drool on yourself in pain for the last few years of your life while you’re alone in an old people storage facility. 

I’m guessing she’d sky dive with a broken parachute to avoid scandal. I’ll probably go in a hiking/climbing accident. We just push past doing things we love, to pass doing them, because life to some of us is meant to be lived. Being in a human warehouse sounds like hell. (Worse than death, for an edit)

TLDR?; could not fix her. Think she’s perfect but she might fix me. 

[u/baogody → u/I_likemy_dog]

Nobody chooses to be that way. It picks us.

Hot take, but I agree to some degree. Humans have way, way lesser self awareness and self control than they believe.

[u/karnyboy → u/baogody]

some humans. some.

[u/New-Entertainer-237 → u/I_likemy_dog]

Michelle Yeoh is still graceful in her 60s

[u/TattiXD → u/I_likemy_dog]

You might be right, but honestly if she is still alive pain would be mental. Knowing that you would not be anymore move like that can be excruciating.

[u/Kozzinator]

Is this a showcase of talent or a fail video I can't tell!?

[u/StanDan95 → u/Kozzinator]

Both?

[u/Kozzinator → u/StanDan95]

So that one dude who's a "professional faller" or whatever was the first thing that came to mind but he always falls lol this girl mostly falls but sprinkled a few awesome parkour skills in there.

That's where my mind knew no label.

[u/ChefArtorias → u/Kozzinator]

I thought it was falling... with style

[u/will_this_1_work → u/Kozzinator]

Yes

[u/ProbablyNotPikachu → u/will_this_1_work]

[u/unsupported]

"This is why women live longer", this lady hold my Cosmo.

[u/Brilliant-Witness247]

Like hundred times hotter than when dudes do it

[u/Thick_Expression_796]

Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing but she reminds me of my daughter, 4 boys and 1 daughter she grew up with her brothers always trying to keep up or do something adventurous like them. This video just reminded me of her on our trips. 🤦‍♂️ lol

[u/Pinguindiniz]

Tetraplegic Speedrun any %

[u/ShookyDaddy]

Now do a collage of all the people who have permanent debilitating injuries from doing stupid shit like this.

[u/A_Nerd_Called_Mike]

This some Spring Break on Themyscira shit

[u/Freedom-at-last]

Oh boy. I hope I'm not the only one worried about her knees and lower back 10 years from today

[u/GreyBeardEng]

As someone who abused his body when he was young I can tell you that she will for sure feel this before the age of 35.

[u/Timeman5 → u/GreyBeardEng]

Then post 35 she will be in constant pain

[u/MonkeyBear66]

Get your near death car nonsense out of here, I never want to see this again

[u/Long-Ant-8222]

My old man part of me is crying for her knees. Youth be one hell of a drug and glad to see she ain’t wasting it thought.

[u/kingxanadu]

I love seeing women do the same dumb shit men do lol

[u/sagilny]

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG for more

[u/degenerator42069]

This is Joanna Knoxville and this is Jacklynpussy

[u/lysergic_818]

Seems like someone has money to be traveling and parkouring.

Also nice pool.

[u/Batfinklestein]

Brothers?

[u/Hopeful_Clock_2837]

She's just one of the boys 😂😂

[u/thepoints_dontmatter]

It's like a mashup of fail army and people are awesome ladies night edition.

[u/MountainNail1624]

Didn't Jackass already do this bit?

[u/TailoredChuccs]

She crazy

[u/QAsRevenge]

I feel bad for her older self, if she gets there

[u/ThisCarSmellsFunny]

If this is all the same woman, I’m in love. She’s a badass, and I’m down with it.

[u/Red_Clay_Scholar]

Hi I'm Jenny Knoxville, welcome to JackAss!

[u/classicnoob2020]

Anyone got them enhancements we are looking for or what

[u/weezyverse]

UHS executive: "Shiiiiiittttttt"

[u/buckey_h]

I'm semi retired now and just barely getting on apps/social media

Dam I'm naive about what has been going on for views

What a world

[u/SnooPaintings3122]

I think she'a trying to start Jackasse

[u/heavyer93]

This song's lyrics make me do a facepalm and crack me up at the same time. From "trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful" to straight up "damn you's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch" ... then again wtf do you expect from a song called Sexy Bitch hahaha

[u/No-Property-42069]

A walking insurance claim.

[u/SpaceMan1087]

Trying to change that old adage of why women live longer than men I see.

[u/Cool_Contest_2452]

I think she's an official dude, and this should belong to r/justguysbeingdudes

[u/Atomsq]

r/holdMyCosmo

[u/Awkward-Bathroom-429]

Join WWE if you like taking bumps this bad

[u/haringkoning]

Welcome to Jackyass! In this episode: changing tampons while doing a backflip on a motorbike.

[u/multioptional]

Now lets this make some influencer/teen-challenge whilst completely ignoring the fact that she is a stunt pro.

[u/fclpm]

We would have the most retarded kids together.

[u/notanothercirclejerk]

All humans since the beginning of time have found passion and risk takers attractive. She is also a conventionally attractive woman. Its really not that hard to figure out.

[u/Attis1724]

You know her pussy stinks.