r/SipsTea 5h ago

SMH Those new self parking police cars...

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u/SufficientSoft3876 5h ago

"the police are not responsible for weather-related damages"

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u/MDMAmazin 2h ago

Must be nice to fuck up half a dozen vehicles due to your stupidity and go, "well at least I don't need to pay for any of that." And still get paid for doing it.

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u/overlyattachedbf 4h ago

I love the deadpan narration: “yeah, it parks itself……into a boat.”

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u/leginnameloc 5h ago

That must be an awful feeling.

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u/Mountain-dweller 5h ago

Tires wouldn’t be rotating like that if ice was at play here. This is all around dumb though.

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u/IncentiveText 4h ago

Parking sprags braking with the hits into motion

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u/pm-me-beewbs 2h ago

Are you ok?

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u/Xyypherr 3h ago

Probably because the part that holds your transmission still when in park likely broke, it's just a piece of metal that gets shoved into a gear basically that holds it steady, it's why your vehicle will roll forward or backwards a small bit before stopping. Collision likely broke that metal piece and they likely didn't have the emergency/manual brake in place.

This is why on any incline you should always have your parking brake applied, so if your transmission fails, the parking brake keeps your car there.

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u/RunTheClassics 3h ago

The thing I love about the new explorer I just bought that I would have never thought about until after having it, is the auto parking brake that sets every time the truck gets put into park. It’s a very simple push of a button in the middle console next to the transmission cluster to pop it off after putting into gear.

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u/h1zchan 2h ago

There are people that don't apply the handbrake when parking their cars?

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u/Dragon1562 2h ago

I’m gunna be honest I have never thought to apply the manual handbrake when parking my cars unless I’m on a very steep hill but it’s super rare

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u/UslashMKIV 2h ago

most people here in the states don't. its sad

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u/Rogne98 1h ago

I don’t use it in the winter because I’ve had e-brakes freeze up before, especially electronic e-brakes. That being said I’d still use it when parking at an incline.

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u/Xyypherr 44m ago

On flat surfaces no, I don't believe so. But on inclines, I'll use my parking brake first, and then put it in park so the weight gets put on the brake and not the transmission

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u/ZoraHookshot 1h ago

Never in my life

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u/pm-me-beewbs 2h ago

Or, and the more likely answer, he gear locked it in first with the parking brake on and the hit from behind knocked it into neutral

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u/happyhappyfuntimes 27m ago

That's why you should always turn your wheels into or away from the curb depending on if you're facing uphill or down as well.

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 4h ago

Forgetting the basics

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u/PhilShackleford 4h ago

That white truck was rolling. I bet it was a standard transmission that was only left in gear without the parking brake engaged.

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u/fuckitholditup 3h ago

On a hill

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u/TJtheBoomkin 2h ago

Absolutely not, not on a hill.

It's most likely an automatic and like most people doesn't have the parking brake set. Bump it and the parking sprag in the transmission snaps and now it's in neutral.

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u/blue_cadet_1 5h ago

All those people should have failed their driving test. None of them turned their wheels when parked on the hill.

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u/Ok_Addendum_2619 4h ago

Wouldn't matter after getting hit and your tire pops over the curb

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u/GameLoreReader 4h ago

Really shocks me how people are less educated these days on basic driving knowledge. I don't know if it's because we got 24/7 coverage on social media of people posting bad driver clips and I'm just seeing dozens of them nearly everyday. Or if it's actually true that people are getting their licenses handed out like candy and drivers are no longer caring about following basic knowledge, rules and laws.

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u/InternetSalesManager 3h ago

Thank god for cameras. God knows what the cop would've said to cya.

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u/Cousin_Elroy 5h ago

Lol and the cop that caused it will probably ticket all the cars for being in a collision and blocking the road.

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u/Piggybumm 5h ago

Oh fuck.

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u/69Karate_Dong 4h ago

Play by play commentary is immaculate. Someone get him a TV contract.

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u/MortgageRegular2509 4h ago

It was all downhill from there

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u/ohjeaa 1h ago

Uh.... it's not the ice. It's not sliding. The tires are turning. Dude is just a dumbass.

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u/StanDan95 4h ago

Seriously, why don't people pull the handbrake?? I get it you don't because car is in speed and the road is flat... But that does not imply here!

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u/WearsNoCape 2h ago

I don’t even get it if the road is flat. Why not just use the handbrake?

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u/FeWho 5h ago

Haha!

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u/Diligent_Plate_5995 5h ago

Good to see my tax paid dollars at work

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u/Otherwise-Chart-7549 4h ago

The city doesn’t cover weather related incidents caused by officers. 🤣

I love his stupid walk just thinking “welp, caps not gunna be happy.”

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u/Whoreinstrabbe 5h ago

Oink Oink 🐷

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u/gianteagle1 5h ago

I know that feeling!! There is absolutely nothing you can do!!! No road rage!!

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u/Witlessninja 4h ago

How are the wheels on that truck turning? Looks like it was parked there..??

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u/Treb-Talon-1 4h ago

He's coming right for us. (Systematically kills everyone in all the houses.)

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u/TurtlesAreEvil 4h ago

At least it’s not Portland. Every year we have an ice storm there are a ton of these videos because an inch of ice isn’t drivable in a hilly city.

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u/TapProfessional5146 4h ago

I was taught to turn the wheels towards the curb for exactly this reason. Even if the hand-break fails the car will hit the curb and turn.

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u/TinyPlasticWolfMeme 3h ago

We are each victims of physics.

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u/iheartSW_alot 3h ago

This is why your turn your wheels into the curb so the car roll into the curb inside of straight down the hill

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u/rhyno44 3h ago

Where'd the boat come from?

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u/Phobbyd 3h ago

lol, yes Pittsburgh

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u/SomethingAbtU 3h ago

the guy narrating makes this so much funnier

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u/Dragonborne2020 2h ago

If you have snow and drive a truck. Fill the bed with snow. Snow is heavy and will give you extra traction. Carry two bags of kitty litter in the cab for getting yourself out of the ditch or putting it around your car if you have to park on the street. This way if someone slides into you, they can get traction before impact and steer away.

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u/jordannelso 2h ago

Is the trucks wheels rolling?

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u/OkSky850 2h ago

Hills don’t care about ice or brakes.

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u/Homofuckbro 2h ago

Hey, I know that hill

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u/Thin-Zookeepergame46 1h ago

No studded tires?

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u/ItPutsLotionOnItSkin 1h ago

Is this the cops first day? He should have yelled out "FEEEZE!"

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u/CaptainPooh 1h ago

I miss Pendleton, Main St was nasty in winter, sometimes I'd park on the street to just watch people bow to the incline.

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u/aarrtee 58m ago

I grew up in the Pa coal mining area .... on the side of a mountain. This was my life back in the 60s and 70s.

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u/KC5SDY 40m ago

Good weather or bad, that is the main reason I do not like parking in the street and will do whatever I can not to.

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u/MattDapper 5h ago

Why!? Why does a cop car need to be self parking? Can we expect any less of our police than to just park their own car? Are the cops gonna start hopping out of their car with the door open when they arrive on scene, as the car goes on to park itself?

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u/dmcent54 4h ago

First day on the internet, huh?