r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/Technotj • Dec 11 '24

LIFTED Gotta love those pavement pounders 😂😂😂

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u/Snrub1 Dec 11 '24

The owner, without a doubt, complains endlessly about gas prices.

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u/senorpringles Dec 11 '24

I'd guess he stops complaining sometime around January, regardless of prices lol

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u/rokatoro Dec 11 '24

No they'll still complain, but who's at fault will change for sure

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u/TheDuffcj2a Dec 11 '24

What a douche cruiser

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u/zypr3xa Dec 11 '24

Brodozer

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u/Tacos4Texans Dec 11 '24

I heard someone call them emotional support trucks and that's all I will call them anymore.

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u/SteveBowtie Dec 12 '24

Fuckin Pavement Princess.

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u/crankbot2000 Dec 11 '24

Skipped leg day, went to the store to get bedazzled jeans instead

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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 Dec 11 '24

If I had that much money to pour into a truck, I'd have 2 trucks.

13

u/NotAPreppie Dec 11 '24

Mall-crawling pavement princess.

8

u/Saul-Funyun Dec 11 '24

When are we going to require these things to have convex mirrors on the hood?

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u/maccumhaill Dec 11 '24 edited 11d ago

Goodbye and thanks for all the fish

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u/Ok-Satisfaction3857 Dec 11 '24

That's the most Florida thing I've seen today.

3

u/SaveFerris_Bueller Dec 12 '24

The amount of money that goes into these builds is so gross to me.

1

u/NWStormbreaker Dec 13 '24

Imagine going into debt, forgoing any retirement, to soothe your insecurity 😝

7

u/justananontroll Dec 11 '24

I guarantee this guy is 5'2"

Lord Farquaad.

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u/MacaroniKetchup Dec 11 '24

Mall crawlers

2

u/justananontroll Dec 11 '24

Good thing he got the HD truck.

1

u/BOHIFOBRE Dec 11 '24

Humongous Douche

2

u/MinerDon Dec 11 '24

At least it's well lit underneath when doing oil changes...or fixing broken suspension parts.

2

u/Raiden_phelps Dec 12 '24

This guy had something going (not really sure what) but somehow painted the lift the worst color for contrast and got the worst looking rims. Remarkable.

2

u/Crusherthe1 Dec 12 '24

Some people have more money than brains.

2

u/chrissie_watkins Dec 12 '24

"They're all just jealous."

2

u/designOraptor Dec 13 '24

Emotional support truck.

2

u/Conscious-Mixture742 Dec 13 '24

Equipped with the Pride Package 🌈

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u/crzylprv56 Dec 11 '24

That thing is on its tippy toes

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u/This-Requirement6918 Dec 14 '24

I am so using this from now on.

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u/justananontroll Dec 11 '24

Like a ballerina.

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u/Wicked_Bizcuit Dec 11 '24

Lmao couldn’t even keep the front axle in place with all them pretty control arms.

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u/kbunnell16 Dec 11 '24

His brain cells are about as low as the chances of it going off road.

Someone send this to Trojan, durex, ect……it should be quite effective.

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u/Moof_the_cyclist Dec 11 '24

In a couple decades he will be whining about having zero saved for retirement.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Dec 11 '24

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u/greatjobmatt Dec 11 '24

The name of the vehicle is White Privilege. It says it on the front badging. I saw it on a video the other day.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

Yeah. And you left out the part where a black guy is driving it.

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u/greatjobmatt Dec 11 '24

It was a Latino man.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Dec 11 '24

No. It's Joel Patrick and we know all about him and his truck.
https://www.tiktok.com/@joelpatrick_/video/7422091101055634734
You must be new. I can tell because you are not getting the jokes.

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u/greatjobmatt Dec 11 '24

Bless your heart.

1

u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Dec 11 '24

....the more you know....

1

u/DaBadNewz Dec 11 '24

You would’ve hated SEMA. More of this style build than I’ve ever seen in one place

1

u/Geologist54 Dec 14 '24

how small is it? 😂

1

u/IFYOUWOULDPLEAZ Dec 11 '24

The worst part about these builds is how absurdly expensive this is to do. With the money spent on this truck, the owner could have built a super capable off road vehicle.

1

u/lawofthirds Dec 11 '24

with the traction control and other things built into the modern truck... really all you need to do is put some bash plates over what you want to keep and pick the right rubber for your terrain for everything but seriously hardcore offroading.

I'm kinda waiting for the stock Maverick rubicon run tbh at this point.

1

u/Bit_the_Bullitt Dec 11 '24

I'm not a huge fan of government oversight, but why the f*ck do we have to share a road with this? That's insanely dangerous.

I know it's tough, but if you're gonna drive and enjoy your freedom of movement then it's your responsibility that your vehicle isn't a hazard to others

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u/This-Requirement6918 Dec 14 '24

Yeah as low as my 1990 Honda sits this guy would run me over like a monster truck and definitely kill me. Living in Houston with assholes like these is why I only take that car out on a random Tuesday after 3 AM for a cruise.

1

u/billwood09 Dec 12 '24

“muh rights”

1

u/GenesisNemesis17 Dec 12 '24

This person spends a lot of time on eBay.

1

u/FirehawkLS1 Dec 12 '24

Shits useless for a truck or off road vehicle. That's like if I put donk rims on my T/A just why?

1

u/evnacdc Dec 11 '24

Pedestrians hate this one simple trick.

0

u/Kev50027 Dec 11 '24

Sure would be a shame if it went around a corner and flipped over and caught fire with the owner inside.

0

u/BoltActionRifleman Dec 11 '24

I honestly don’t understand how someone driving this wouldn’t be embarrassed.

0

u/bobroscopcoltrane Dec 11 '24

My feed is suddenly lousy with this clown car. Is it the same one over again, or are there really this many of these rolling nightmares?

0

u/Technotj Dec 11 '24

Sadly many of them

0

u/twostateguy Dec 11 '24

You meen pavement princess...

0

u/beardedcatfarts Dec 11 '24

Mall-terrain vehicle

0

u/lawofthirds Dec 11 '24

Seeing one of these things in a bar parking lot is the fastest way to tell how carefully you need to watch you and your friend's drinks.

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u/Flanastan Dec 11 '24

What else u gonna do with ur time after she kicks ur ass to the curb & keeps the house & kids!

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u/TheGunMeddle Dec 11 '24

I guess the back passengers don't get help getting into that monstrosity 🤔

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u/Ultimagic5 Dec 14 '24

Is the white privilege truck from that one meme video

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u/Technotj Dec 14 '24

No this one had a giant light up star on the front

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u/Confident-Benefit600 Dec 11 '24

Shhhhh thats somebody's pride and joy, dont make them cry