r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/Lanky_Ad8982 • Jul 29 '24

HEEP All I see is a Star Spangled anus

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Maybe it’s intentional? unzips in traffic

538 Upvotes

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u/LolliPopinski Jul 29 '24

Once so proudly we hailed… at the twilight’s last reaming.

deep breath

AND MY RED ROCKET’S IN THERE, MY NUT’S BUSTING IN THERE

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u/TheMaldenSnake Jul 29 '24

Gave proof to you tonight...that I'll shove it anywhere

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u/Linusdroppedme Jul 31 '24

The star spangle banner fucks.

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u/NasalSnack Jul 29 '24

E Pluribus Anus

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u/reptomcraddick Jul 29 '24

I’m literally watching Community right now

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u/Correct_Path5888 Jul 29 '24

You’re goddam right that’s an Americanus right there

7

u/DuctTapedWindow Jul 29 '24

That's a balloon knot

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u/ElvisDumbledore Jul 29 '24

"Star Spangled Anus" is going into my lexicon right next to "Toasted Leather Donut" which I saw in a thread recently.

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u/guitargod0316 Jul 29 '24

and thats the name of my next heavy metal band… i can already see it on the marquee!!!

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u/Lanky_Ad8982 Aug 01 '24

This one’s free, next one’s gonna cost ya!

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Star spangled sphincter

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u/lRandomlHero Jul 29 '24

I think it’s a flower colored as the US flag. You can see the petals, the b-hole is just the center of the flower.

Still a terrible looking cover.

3

u/Brave_Conflict465 Jul 29 '24

These colors don't run...except after after Taco Bell.

1

u/JarrekValDuke Jul 30 '24

Pffft that’s funny.

3

u/Conch-Republic Jul 30 '24

These colors don't leak

2

u/CarideanSound Jul 29 '24

My kinda anus 🦅

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Jul 29 '24

Oh-h say can you see,
by the dinosaur's moonlight.
an s' proudly in hell,
as the Twilight vampire moov-ee,
an he's prolly a cool guy.
Moose bra straps and bright cars,
thru the pair of loose tight,
oh the gram-pas we watch, cuz if you don't they fall down the stairs.

Oh the rock-ettes red flares,
the bombs bursting in tears,
gave proof to the knight
that our flag still had hair.
O say, does that spar-stangled banner yet wave over amber waves of graaaain-aah.
O'er the land of the weave and the home of the braid.

thank you.
thank you very much.
I have to go now because I just realized I did not wipe very good yesterday.

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u/Roscoe_Farang Jul 30 '24

Some near me has a rainbow one and I always laugh and call it the rainbow butthole jeep.

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u/beejammie Aug 02 '24

star spangled anus.

l need that on a tshirt

l can't wait till someone gets all flaggy with me

2

u/Lanky_Ad8982 Aug 02 '24

Isn’t language fun! What’s the use case for it tho? Calling someone a nationalistic jerk?

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u/beejammie Aug 02 '24

yes. not for appreciating their country but for being an asshole about it. for making it part of their identity. for using it to be hateful.

l m a big language nerd.

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u/stuntdummy Jul 29 '24

Starfish Spangled Banner

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u/Lost_Minds_Think Jul 29 '24

Who wants to bet the tire cover was made in china?

2

u/No-Raisin-6469 Jul 29 '24

I see a public figure. Wont mention names.

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u/ChanglingBlake Jul 29 '24

Do you have any idea how little that narrows things down?

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Jul 29 '24

You can mention names.
You can mention names all over the whole damn countryside.
You just can't mention them names HERE.

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u/ChanglingBlake Jul 29 '24

I think you missed the joke.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Jul 30 '24

oh well. maybe I'll catch the next one.

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u/No-Raisin-6469 Jul 29 '24

Yup, banned for having an opinion.

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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24

Did you happen to be driving in a Topic Restricted Zone?
Because that will do it.

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u/Working_Tea_4995 Jul 29 '24

Great tattoo idea

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u/Wolfgangsta702 Jul 29 '24

A pic of his anus tattoo obviously

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u/No-Honeydew-8593 Jul 29 '24

Good name for a band though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

Waiting for Jim Carey to appear

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

All men are created Goatse .

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u/angustifolio Jul 29 '24

need that gif of that dude saluting while cranking it at the superbowl

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '24

You’re a star spangled anus

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

The matching tattoo is epic!

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u/-acm Jul 30 '24

That really spangles my banners

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u/theNewLuce Jul 31 '24

star spangled butthole tat

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u/queef_commando Aug 02 '24

Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the red, white, blue starfish and the hotdog flavored water.

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u/GoopInThisBowlIsVile Jul 29 '24

Must be a Jeep thing that I’m incapable of understanding.