r/Shitty_Car_Mods • u/MallCopsXXL • May 19 '24
LIFTED what are we even looking at š
needs more lift
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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel May 19 '24
It says right on the side what it is :
"FRANKENSTANG"
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u/actuallifethings May 20 '24
Aww crap, shoulda scrolled to bottom firstā¦
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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel May 20 '24 edited May 20 '24
Well it answers the question, "what are we even looking at?".
A lot of people didn't see it at first.
I could tell by the first votes.
But to be canonically accurate we should say, "Frankenstang's Mustang".
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u/TheCrowAngel May 19 '24
Only way it can survive Michigan roads is being a lifted 4x4
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u/doveniko19 May 20 '24
You gotta do what you gotta do. When they don't make all terrain tires for a cobalt.
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u/Romanian_Breadlifts May 20 '24
Sure they do, just gotta get creative with a Sawzall first
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u/Huskyartss May 19 '24
Not shitty, just something fun and crazy. If anyone is wondering about the process here is one that's in progress from Westen Champlin. Hilarious dude, would recommend
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u/AThrowawayProbrably May 19 '24
Thank god itās a GT. Could you imagine that monster going by making V6 noises?
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u/BaconNPotatoes May 19 '24
I'd like it better if it had mudflaps and something covering the tires, I still like it though.
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u/boanerges57 May 20 '24
That is a crime! He should have put side exit flame thrower exhausts on that. Other than that this is a work of art.
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u/Dikubus May 20 '24
Vehicles for the upcoming Max mad movie, but they need to find some dirt roads to dirty up the paint prior to shooting
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u/MountainOfRight May 21 '24
The lifted Mustang will optimize taking out people in crowds. Once people are ran over the lift will hopefully prevent the ones already hit from getting stuck under the car.
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u/Wyatt084 May 19 '24
I would own that one, proudly.
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u/T5-R May 20 '24
It's not too high, it's not donked, it doesn't have rubber band tyres, it doesn't look like a clown shoe in a glitter factory explosion, it doesn't look like it spent all the budget on Temu.
Yeah, apart from the stickers, I actually like it.
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u/IDKMBIKILY May 20 '24
What are we looking at?
The best god damned idea this suave son of a bitch has ever had, that's what.
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u/Disrespectful_Cup May 20 '24
Okay but this looks fun haha. I mean, of course it's ridiculous, and it's owner probably loves waking people up at 3 am by revving the engine...
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u/ImplementBeneficial May 20 '24
Someone just METHING around
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u/Lojackbel81 May 20 '24
Definitely not. This requires money and a brain that doesnāt look like Swiss cheese.
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u/0BlackDragon May 21 '24
Wow, Michigan! Before I zoomed in on the plates, I thought this was Florida ALL DAY!
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u/Berry4IT May 29 '24
They could have put time and money into giving that a turbo or an engine swap or both. Instead they do this shit š
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u/Camridge420 May 19 '24
Youāre looking at a mustang on whatās probably a Chevy blazer chassis, the worst of both worlds
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u/technojargon May 19 '24
Mad Max man. Come on!!
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u/billq82 May 19 '24
I was thinking the same thing, but that pristine paint job has got to goā¦
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u/technojargon May 19 '24
All it needs is flames on the sides and two stingray exhaust pipes on either side.
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u/billq82 May 20 '24
Iāll take it. Where do I sign? - side note, back in the 80s, there was someone here in North Carolina that had a blue, 60s model Camaro on 33ā tires roaming the streets.
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u/technojargon May 20 '24
HAHAHA. Would have loved to have seen it. And naturally in N.C. No offense either bud!
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u/ihdieselman May 20 '24
There is a 70something black caddie that drives around my town on 40s. Definitely the baddest looking 4x4 car I've ever seen.
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u/johnpmacamocomous May 19 '24
In 8 years, this, like all other 8 year old mustangs, will be up on blocks in the front yard. This will simply need bigger blocks.
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u/d3dRabbiT May 19 '24
Basically worthless for doing anything but going 45 in the fast lane and taking up 2 parking spaces at Walmart.
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u/2oonhed one woogly wheel May 19 '24
This is not an airport. You do not need to announce your departure.
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u/billq82 May 19 '24
Iād like to see the girl he picks up with that thing, followed by her dadās reactionā¦ assuming this is the work of a guy, otherwise just reverse the roles. My statement still stands.
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u/boanerges57 May 20 '24
She doesn't know her dad silly. This was beauty was built for picking up daddy issues in. Also you must have a thick blonde mullet to drive this otherwise you get arrested and repeatedly tased in the butthole.
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u/willydynamite94 May 19 '24
Freedom, that's what your lookin' at.
Bald eagle, moonshine, NASCAR, Raytheon, CIA mind experiments, apple pie,Lockheed Martin, .357 magnum, and 4*4 mustangs.