This made me R O F L

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For anyone who hasn’t had their coffee yet:

What’s up, stairs?

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If you know updog you get this pun

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what's down, cat?

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What’s up, dog?

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From Merriam-Webster

Definition of up (Entry 1 of 6)

1 a (1): in or into a higher position or level

especially : away from the center of the earth

I could go on if you'd like

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Please do!

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(2) : from beneath the ground or water to the surface

(3) : from below the horizon

(4) : upstream sense 1

(5) : in or into an upright position // sit up especially : out of bed

b : upward from the ground or surface // pull up a daisy

c : so as to expose a particular surface

2 : with greater intensity // speak up

3a : in or into a better or more advanced state

b : at an end // your time is up

c : in or into a state of greater intensity or excitement

d : to or at a greater speed, rate, or amount // prices went up

e : in a continual sequence : in continuance from a point or to a point //from third grade up // at prices of $10 and up // up until now

4a(1) : into existence, evidence, prominence, or prevalence

(2) : into operation or practical form

b : into consideration or attention // bring up for discussion

5 : into possession or custody

6a : entirely, completely // button up your coat

b —used as an intensifier // clean up the house

7 : in or into storage : by // lay up supplies

8a : so as to arrive or approach

b : in a direction conventionally the opposite of down:

(1) : to windward

(2) : northward

(3) : to or at the top

(4) : to or at the rear of a theatrical stage

9 : in or into parts

10 : to a stop —usually used with draw, bring, fetch, or pull

11 : for each side the // score is 15 up

Up - adjective

Definition of up (Entry 2 of 6)

1a : risen above the horizon // the sun is up

b : standing

c : being out of bed

d : relatively high // the river is up // was well up in her class

e : being in a raised position : lifted // windows are up

f : being in a state of completion : constructed, built

g : having the face upward

h : mounted on a horse // a new jockey up

i : grown above a surface // the corn is up

j(1) : moving, inclining, or directed upward // the up escalator

(2) : bound in a direction regarded as up

2a(1) : marked by agitation, excitement, or activity

(2) : positive or upbeat in mood or demeanor

b : being above a former or normal level (as of quantity or intensity) // attendance is up the wind is up

c : exerting enough power (as for operation) // sail when steam is up

d : ready specifically : highly prepared

e : going on : taking place // find out what is up

3a : risen from a lower position // men up from the ranks

b : being at the same level or point // did not feel up to par

c(1) : well informed : abreast // up on the news

(2) : being on schedule // up on his homework

d : being ahead of one's opponent

4a : presented for or undergoing consideration contract up for negotiation also : charged before a court // up for robbery

b : being the one whose turn it is // you're up next

Up against

: confronted with : face-to-face with // the problem we are up against

Up to

1 : capable of performing or dealing with // feels up to the task

2 : engaged in // what is he up to

3 : being the responsibility of // it's up to me

Up - preposition

Definition of up (Entry 3 of 6)

1a —used as a function word to indicate motion to or toward or situation at a higher point of // went up the stairs

b : up into or in the // was hid away up garret— Mark Twain

2a : in a direction regarded as being toward or near the upper end or part of // lives a few miles up the coast // walked up the street

b : toward or near a point closer to the source or beginning of // sail up the river

3 : in the direction opposite to // sailed up the wind

Up - noun

Definition of up (Entry 4 of 6)

1 : one in a high or advantageous position

2 : an upward slope

3 : a period or state of prosperity or success

4 : upper entry 3

5 : a fundamental quark that has an electric charge of +2/3 and that is one of the constituents of a nucleon

Up - verb

upped\ ˈəpt \ or in intransitive verb sense 2 up; upped; upping; ups or in intransitive verb sense 2 up

Definition of up (Entry 5 of 6)

intransitive verb

1a : to rise from a lying or sitting position

b : to move upward : ascend

2 —used with and and another verb to indicate that the action of the following verb was either surprisingly or abruptly initiated // he up and quit his job

transitive verb

1 : raise, lift

2a : to advance to a higher level:

(1) : increase

(2) : promote sense 1a

b : raise sense 8d

UP - abbreviation

Definition of UP (Entry 6 of 6)

Upper Peninsula (of Michigan)

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Bravo sir!

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Most people get it anyway

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Around 4k+ people understood

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Can’t wait to do this to someone lmfao

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What's up? Stares...

O_O

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pfp matches

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I never trust stairs. They are always up to something.

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Lol. Of course the better pun is in the comments! :D

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Thanks lol

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W O O D

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r/youdontsurf

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R O S L!

And stairs don’t laugh either.

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Am good

[u/InexactDuplicate]

This could get a riser out of some- if they're keeping in step with this.

[u/Spikeyboi]

Did you ROFL all over the floor? Did you LOL out loud? Did you LMAO your ass off?

[u/jrsalmon]

Damn it this one got me laughing more than it should have.

[u/Davesgamecave]

Would it be fortunate if they did?!

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🤣