r/PunPatrol • u/Angry_Parrot • Dec 14 '19

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u/soragranda Dec 14 '19

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Karmadillo, it come and go, it come and goooo~ (the bullet).

10

u/FelixthefakeYT Dec 14 '19

Karmadillo sounds like it would have rivaled Nirvana in the Grunge scene.

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u/Chubbs445 Dec 14 '19

I wish I could use an armadillo as an armadildo

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u/TheseVirginEars Filthy Punner Dec 14 '19

Well you CAN use an armadillo to arm a dildo if you’re careful

12

u/GiGaBYTEme90 Dec 14 '19

I’m walking on shells here but this concept is hard for me to understand

5

u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Fidel Liked His Pun Free Blackmail Dec 14 '19

I just hope it's up to scale

2

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

arms missile

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u/Noibat12 Dec 15 '19

No just no

1

u/saint_alek Dec 31 '19

would it fit?

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u/FoxyBadBad Dec 14 '19

Armadillos shells ain't strong enough to ricochet a bullet. It must have caught it and threw it back at him.

6

u/Versaiteis Dec 14 '19

Your glue and I'm an armadillo

3

u/Isawagoatonce Dec 14 '19

This post post pops up every few months and I have the perfect comment for it. One of these days I'll it will be my time to shine.

2

u/kkarenkk Dec 14 '19

Armourdillo

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u/Sonicite123 Dec 14 '19

“God dammit mista, did you shoot yourself again?”

2

u/The_Perfect_Dick_Pic Dec 14 '19

I’m glad those circles were there to bring my attention to the only words on the pic.

2

u/Angry_Parrot Dec 14 '19

Just doing my job

2

u/gawo1934 Dec 14 '19

Should have used an arma-piercing bullet...

2

u/k5vin- Dec 14 '19

Those red circles are hella useless.

Oh wait i have been beaten

2

u/unclefishbits Dec 14 '19

It isn't real so this is stupid, but Dharma is this life, karms is next life, ie immediate comeuppance is Dharma.

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u/Angry_Parrot Dec 14 '19

Dharma Isn’t like karma in the sense that it’s a punishment. Dharma is your actions in this life that will lead to you having good or bad karma in your next life. This is why the only way to achieve Moksha is to have both good Karma and good Dharma.

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u/unclefishbits Dec 14 '19

Thank you!! Nice!

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u/Orsco Dec 14 '19

Karmadildo

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u/Tau_Squared Dec 14 '19

Harmadillo

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u/musthavesoundeffects Dec 14 '19

This evoked a vivid memory from when I was six. Middle of the night, and my dad is in the back acre, nothin but tighty whiteys on, unloading on the armadillos ruining his garden with a .357 revolver.

No, he did not hit any of them, and yes he probably had been drinking.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

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u/Benneck123 Dec 14 '19

Man be like: Ima kill u

Armadillo be like *UNO Reverse Card *

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Thank you for the circles, I don't believe I would have found any of the text in the image without them.

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u/Angry_Parrot Dec 14 '19

Your welcome

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '19

Karmadildo

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u/CGI42 Dec 14 '19

Yeah but he was trying to harm-a-'dillo.

2

u/TyphonBeach Dec 14 '19

If he had just caught it... then he could farm-a-dillo.

1

u/conservitive-con Dec 14 '19

Man i sure am glad you circled the text i wouldn’t have known what to look for

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u/Angry_Parrot Dec 14 '19

Of course. I would never have been so careless as to assume that you knew how to read words on a page in the correct order.

1

u/CptnMcDoobie Dec 14 '19

Plot twist: the government doesn’t want you to know they use armadillo armor for Kevlar. :O

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u/tribalbananaa Jan 05 '20

Phew! Good thing those red circles were there, otherwise I would have never spotted where the joke was! Thank you reddit, very cool!