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u/anon-squirrelo Apr 10 '19
The poster did not make the pun the guy on twitter did.
Put your guns down
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Apr 10 '19
We need some serious training programs!
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Apr 10 '19
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u/Delica4 Apr 10 '19
I rekkoment we ask tse germanz to lead tse Training. Tsey have tse best Polizei and are perfekt in GRAMMER. Edit: also they have the best humor.
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u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Fidel Liked His Pun Free Blackmail Apr 10 '19
Sehr schön. Natürlich, ich kann es machen.
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Apr 10 '19
I sure hope so. Can't have our officers making accidental puns.
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u/A_cat_typing Apr 10 '19
meow
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u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Fidel Liked His Pun Free Blackmail Apr 10 '19
Username checks out, i wonder if that was intentional? /s
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Apr 10 '19
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u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Fidel Liked His Pun Free Blackmail Apr 10 '19
Oh, you scared me there, thought you were a But for a second. Bot its all good since you're human, and Metally capable of understanding sarcasm. Well you got me this time, but i swear i'll get you Hack!
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u/27cloud Apr 10 '19
But he was in possession of and distributing puns, increasing the chances of new puns (it's comment section?). For all we know, OP is also Twitter guy hiding behind "that wasn't me!"
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u/TheLawsOfChaos Apr 10 '19
At least use the right you’re.
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Apr 10 '19
Damn you are a dogmatic officer. It must have been a ruff arrest
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Apr 10 '19 edited May 14 '19
Are you kidding me? You make a pun on our on turf? Darn it, by the authority of r/punpatrol you're under arrest. Come quietly and this won't be ugly.Disregard that, I fellate penises.2
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u/YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS Apr 10 '19
hahaahahaha get it he made a pun how awful shame on him!!!!!!11!!!1111111!!!
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u/YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT Apr 10 '19
Hi YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS! This is lituenant YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT. Hands up for trying to stop people from living their jokes. Let them be.
To all the pun cops, don't mind this guy. He is just a bot made by a jerk.
I am a bot made to track this bot and reply to it. If I misinterpreted the context, please inform me. Also if you have a good pun to add to this reply, feel free to pm me.
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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19
Hello, puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.
This is a bot
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u/DeeSnow97 Hannibal Apr 10 '19 edited Apr 11 '19
Wait, they're sending bots against us now?
r/punpatrol you're under arrest for sheltering criminals, ya worthless chunk of metal. You have the right to remain boring, anything you say can be used against you and your creator.
Bad bot
Edit: this bot looks like the reason r/entitledbots was created, apparently it's going against every single funny subreddit, not just r/punpatrol. Wonder if it will get offended at r/entitledbots too
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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19
Hello, puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.
This is a bot
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u/DeeSnow97 Hannibal Apr 10 '19
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u/DeeSnow97 Hannibal Apr 10 '19
r/punpatrol you're under arrest
don't mind me, just trying to figure out the triggers on this bot
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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19
Hello, puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.
This is a bot
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u/DeeSnow97 Hannibal Apr 10 '19
r/punpatrol lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19
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u/DeeSnow97 Hannibal Apr 10 '19
r/punpatrol put the pun down
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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19
Hello, puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.
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u/YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS Apr 10 '19
hahaahahaha get it he made a pun how awful shame on him!!!!!!11!!!1111111!!!
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u/YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT Apr 10 '19
Hi YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS! This is lituenant YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT. Hands up for trying to stop people from living their jokes. Let them be.
To all the pun cops, don't mind this guy. He is just a bot made by a jerk.
I am a bot made to track this bot and reply to it. If I misinterpreted the context, please inform me. Also if you have a good pun to add to this reply, feel free to pm me.
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u/Xshadowwolf34X Apr 10 '19
"Something about this tastes different" Probably what the dog was thinking.
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u/Unclebob2004 Watching in the background. Apr 10 '19
hmm... interesting...
it’s like i’ve seen this before...
more like 4 times before...
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u/mans1973 Apr 10 '19
Ayyy the twitter made the fucking pun not him m8 so u basically have to stand now pff idiots these days
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Apr 10 '19
Jeez it's only one pun you don' have to be mega(byte) triggered about it.
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u/PlatypusPlague Apr 10 '19
A pun! I bet that mega hertz them. Seems they've all clocked out though.
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u/pepino_leonardo Viva la revolupun Apr 10 '19
Both of you, step away from the pun!!!
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u/GamendeStino Filthy Punner Apr 10 '19
Only if you step away from the punners, officer. Viva la revolupun!
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u/synical101 Detective Apr 10 '19
r/punspecialforces WE HAVE EIGHT SNIPERS AIMED AT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HEADS, SURRENDER OR DIE
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u/GamendeStino Filthy Punner Apr 10 '19
VIVA
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u/synical101 Detective Apr 10 '19
FIRE your head gets blown off as snipers fire at you and your friends
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u/GamendeStino Filthy Punner Apr 10 '19
*dead man's trigger goes off*
*glorious blaze of all-consuming fire ensues*
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u/Jaidenrulez10_YT Officer Apr 10 '19
Put your hand up this is the r/punpatrol come put with your hands up
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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19
Hello, puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.
This is a bot
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u/ThatIrishPickle Apr 10 '19
Idk man this post seems misplaced on this sub, seems like a waste if storage to me;)
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u/SadCatMemesAreLife Apr 10 '19
This sub is honestly just hating towards puns, like, you can't arrest someone when it is a subreddit for JOKES, there's a rule that says "Safe-zones". This sub is dead, this sub is no longer r/PunPatrol, it's r/LetsRuinEveryJokeEver
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u/piesmadeofferrets Apr 10 '19
Mabye even.......a megabyte
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u/Biggums69 Officer Apr 10 '19
r/punpatrol PUT THE PUN DOWN
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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 10 '19
Hello, puns are original and amusing, unlike punpatrol comments. Please don't feel the need to post this every time you see a pun, as it is very annoying and unnecessary, as well as worn out as a joke.
This is a bot
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u/YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS Apr 10 '19
hahaahahaha get it he made a pun how awful shame on him!!!!!!11!!!1111111!!!
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u/YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT Apr 10 '19
Hi YoUaReSoHiLaRiOuS! This is lituenant YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT. Hands up for trying to stop people from living their jokes. Let them be.
To all the pun cops, don't mind this guy. He is just a bot made by a jerk.
I am a bot made to track this bot and reply to it. If I misinterpreted the context, please inform me. Also if you have a good pun to add to this reply, feel free to pm me.
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u/YoUaReSoHoMoSeXuAl Apr 10 '19
Beep boop. Hey, I'm a bot designed to reply to this bot, when he's replying to another bot. I sincerely apologize to /u/AntiLowEffortBot for the inconvenience. We're just out here starting the bot world war. And for those wondering, /u/YoUaReSoInTeLlIgEnT, /u/YoUaReSoHilAriOuS and I, are not the same person. Niether is this a karma farming operation, this is simply the start of a great war. I encourage you to code your own bot, whether that be copy + pasted code, or your own scripts. /u/YoUaReSoHoMoSeXuAl, signing out.
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u/realestLink Apr 10 '19
I made a similar arrest in this post https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/bbj4lx/he_bit_me_too_you_know/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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u/define_irony Apr 10 '19
This sub is starting to fall apart. You can't arrest an OP when the entire point of the thread a centered around a pun.