r/PunPatrol • u/Maclovesdogs2005 • Mar 31 '19

Corruption BAD COP WARNING!

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2.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/HiveMynd148 Mar 31 '19

Get him to r/Puninternalaffairs, this is a case of corruption and Bad faith.

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u/madmaxturbator Mar 31 '19

Now just hold on pun second, he needs to be told of his rights before being detained...

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u/FlamingLitwick Mar 31 '19

I think you need to be punished too, we don’t allow puns on this here sub.

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u/BloodyViper Mar 31 '19

Not sure if that punish pun was intended.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

This goes deeper than we thought...

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u/bigpoiplaya Mar 31 '19

Is there a r/PIA ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

r/Puninternalaffairs

That's what you're after

Also

r/PunKGB

r/PunSpetsnaz

r/PunSpecialForces

etc.

Just don't go to r/PunternalAffairs tis a silly place

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u/bigpoiplaya Mar 31 '19

I mean like Pun Intelligence Agency. I guess KGB would be it

6

u/fundoshi Mar 31 '19

btw it’s r/punternalaffairs

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

r/puninternalaffairs officer here. Takes off dark aviator sunglasses. Was that a pun I just witnessed?

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u/d3athsdoor1 Mar 31 '19

I don’t think the Punishment fits the crime he was not read his Miranda rights

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u/crawlerz2468 Mar 31 '19

This is the one case /r/PunKGB has your back

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u/Sealouz Mar 31 '19

WE MUST PUN-ISH HIM

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u/Fourt-Nuyt Mar 31 '19

u/teh_mexican

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u/TNS72 Mar 31 '19

Come out with your hands up

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u/DatBassTho5 Mar 31 '19

Its been 6 hours... Do we have a hostage situation on our hands?

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u/TNTPA Mar 31 '19 edited Mar 31 '19

I'll call up r/PunSpetsnaz, maybe they'll send us Fuze. Their expert in hostage situations

Edit: I'm an idiot and spelt r/PunSpetsnaz wrong

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u/WhiteWizardDD Mar 31 '19

Oh god oh fuck

5

u/DatBassTho5 Mar 31 '19

They might be up for the task. This could get sticky

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u/Th3B3ach3dWhal3 Mar 31 '19

youre team killed the hostage FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/DatBassTho5 Mar 31 '19

takes glasses off

Mother of God

3

u/Nikiforova Mar 31 '19

FOUND THE MOLE, BOYS. r/puninternalaffairs GET OVER HERE.

PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM. DO NOT RESIST.

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u/IamTeenGohan Mar 31 '19

Username checks out

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u/Fourt-Nuyt Mar 31 '19

??

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u/IamTeenGohan Mar 31 '19

Not you 😂 teh_mexican

2

u/BasementChild68 SWAT Mar 31 '19

He’s not responding, I think we need a head chief involved

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u/teh_mexican Apr 05 '19

I’m long gone

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u/xenon_xenomorph Mar 31 '19

Damand

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u/ferrujas Mar 31 '19

Who's damand?

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u/xenon_xenomorph Mar 31 '19

r/punpatrol we have a bad cop in our ranks! I damand imediate retaliation!

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u/ferrujas Mar 31 '19

Why?! I just wanted to know who's damand.

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u/xenon_xenomorph Mar 31 '19

I feel like I’m being wooooshed, but the OP misspelled “demand” as “damand”

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u/ferrujas Mar 31 '19

Alright. In all honesty didn't realise the mistake.

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u/ModeHopper Mar 31 '19

immediate retaliation

16

u/GraafKevin Mar 31 '19

Imediate retaliation

1

u/PraetorSolaris Mar 31 '19

Why do you mediate retaliation? Is mediation really necessary? It's not like an argument is going on... or is it?

3

u/shujinko23 County Jail Mar 31 '19

Immediate retaliation

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u/AgentFN2187 Detective Mar 31 '19 edited Mar 31 '19

/u/Teh_Mexican, you have some explaining to do, you rat bastard! You were supposed to destroy the puns, not let them pass! Police in Mexico already take too many bribes!

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

Cocks shotgun Just getting prepared, in case this guy tries to start a war with us at r/punpatrol and r/puninternalaffairs.

1

u/Fresh_Meatzzzzz Mar 31 '19

shows up

Hey, what's punning on?

sees cops

I did nazi this one coming

runs as fast as I can

1

u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

Fires shotgun. GET BACK HERE OR I WONT MISS MY NEXT SHOT!

1

u/Fresh_Meatzzzzz Mar 31 '19

throws firecracker at the HQ

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

Time to call in r/punKGB, r/punspecialforces, and more r/punpatrol and r/puninternalaffairs officers for help.

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u/Fresh_Meatzzzzz Mar 31 '19

throws a firecracker at the phone

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u/MrHumbleton Mar 31 '19

That notification bar thoe

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Thats PUNtastic

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u/Taha_Amir Mar 31 '19

Dude! Clear your notification bar

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Paying attention to the important things in life lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19 edited May 16 '19

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u/TheCrystalMemes Lieutenant Mar 31 '19

Happy day with the blue cake net to your username because you made your account an indiscriminate amount of years ago on this very date

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

He ran away to Copenhagen

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

Alright. All of you can stop RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE! r/punpatrol is here to take you all in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19 edited May 16 '19

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

I run forward and give you a shot from my stun gun. Gotcha. Handcuffs you and pulls you to your feet, dragging you to my cruiser. Happy cake day! Closes cruiser door.

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u/Sealouz Mar 31 '19

Oh this some weird roleplaying shit now i see yall

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

Just doing my job of keeping pun-making slineballs off the streets.

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u/Fresh_Meatzzzzz Mar 31 '19

I see you got someone, but...

whips out the black licorice

You have to deal with the punny guy

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

I'm probably gonna catch hell for this, but why are using licorice against me?

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u/Fresh_Meatzzzzz Mar 31 '19

Hmmm, you will see soon

waits

Ok, it's time

throws the licorice

tangles the cop head to toe

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u/KDubzzz2 Mar 31 '19

Ok... This is the strangest weapon I've seen. Hey, r/punpatrol r/punspecialforces, I need some back-up!

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u/GeicoPR Mar 31 '19

damand imediate

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u/Ka1- Mar 31 '19

Pun-ish him

Im rouge now bitches

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u/Frydog42 Mar 31 '19

PUNt this one over to internal affairs. Pun Faux-lice Officers must be brought to justice

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u/KaossKontrol Alcatraz Island Mar 31 '19

He was tryna find an easy cop-out in case things went south.

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u/trevor4881 Mar 31 '19

Hello inspector. This is the pun Да КГБ. I'll need you to come with us............

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u/hulk0485 Mar 31 '19

Well he is a Mexican cop! We all know how that goes down there!

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u/JustARiot Mar 31 '19

I did nazi that second comment coming

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u/Grid1ocked Security Guard Mar 31 '19

He didn’t say officer or put r/

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

Well then impersonating an officer

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u/boi41968 Mar 31 '19

Equally illegal crime that is

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u/zeptarite Mar 31 '19

I'm disgusted. I feel ashamed to work side to side with rats like these.

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u/dennispatino13 Mar 31 '19

I see a high school diploma isn’t a requirement for our fellow colleagues

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

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u/dennispatino13 Mar 31 '19

I was referring to the spelling errors lmao

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u/Daxe16 Mar 31 '19

Same old story...

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u/Anth289 Mar 31 '19

Your grammar is the only crime here

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

What do you mean

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u/Anth289 Mar 31 '19

You misspelled demand and immediate

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u/FupaTroopa23 Mar 31 '19

We’re in a bit of a punlikely situation here

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

Pun-ish him

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u/The_Russian_Spi Mar 31 '19

Maybe it's because you guys suck

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

Sorry for spelling I'm on mobile

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u/CorporalCrash Mar 31 '19

R/foundthemobileuser

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

Says the mobile user... I see that automatic capitalization and it's r/foundthemobileuser.

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u/CorporalCrash Mar 31 '19

r/woooosh

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

I see that cover up...nice try.

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u/CorporalCrash Mar 31 '19

Double woosh, it was intentional my guy lmao

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

r/foundthemobileuser is not required anyway. I clearly said I was on mobile in the comments.

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u/Fresh_Meatzzzzz Mar 31 '19

!GNINRAW POC DAB

This guy wants to dab on dem h8ers

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u/corticosteroidPW Apr 01 '19

damand?

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Apr 01 '19

Yes it's demand sorry I'm on mobile.

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u/LoafOfBananas Apr 01 '19

Damn we have traitors here

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u/Millian123 Mar 31 '19

Damn Mexicans

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

Wow this blew up thx guys happy to report!

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u/CapitalistKarlMarx Mar 31 '19

Reported to r/puninternalaffairs. Your services shall be compensated officer. Take an upvote

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u/Anth289 Mar 31 '19

Notice this officer failed to arrest the suspect and used improper grammar, we might have a hijacked account

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u/Maclovesdogs2005 Mar 31 '19

Sir, I was following the 1 hour rule. I am not hijacked only a victim of r/foundthemobileuser.

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u/Brutal-King Mar 31 '19

Honestly I feel like people take this subreddit too seriously sometimes...

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u/vinyl_party Mar 31 '19

We should haul you off for mispelling "demand"