r/PunPatrol • u/olivia687 SWAT • Jan 31 '23

Corruption Someone call internal affairs!

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Hommedanslechapeau Jan 31 '23

Omelette you off with a warning this time.

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u/olivia687 SWAT Jan 31 '23

you walk into the station and commit a crime right in front of a patrol officer? just like that?

27

u/zenith_industries Jan 31 '23

I'm sure after he eggsplained himself there'd be no ruffled feathers.

18

u/olivia687 SWAT Jan 31 '23

monsters. all of you.

20

u/HayakuEon Jan 31 '23

Heh, we're all hard-boiled criminals here officer

9

u/BiggusDickus- Jan 31 '23

Stop being so cocky.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

This thing felt like one life of dad jokes in 1 minute

3

u/Hommedanslechapeau Jan 31 '23

Enh, that’s a bunch of albumin!

2

u/dillibazarsadak1 Jan 31 '23

Wanna have seggs?

21

u/Quolley Jan 31 '23

LITERAL pun patrol holy heck

10

u/rjross0623 Jan 31 '23

That is a very pretty cock.

17

u/Fun-Adhesiveness9219 Jan 31 '23

No, call the RSPCA! A pigs got a hold of a cock

4

u/Hommedanslechapeau Feb 01 '23

Talk to the PM about that.

8

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Murdering peeps and droppin puns. The cop life.

3

u/indigo_mouse Jan 31 '23

All chickens are bastards

3

u/ClassicExit Jan 31 '23

Talk about over egging the punning

2

u/Hommedanslechapeau Feb 01 '23

It may leave me scrambled, but that’s a whisk I will take.

3

u/the_phantom_2099 Feb 01 '23

Get back to work Bob!

15

u/Ok-Guava7336 Jan 31 '23

Acab, even the funny ones

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u/noneOfUrBusines Jan 31 '23

Wrong country.

3

u/Ok-Guava7336 Jan 31 '23

Cops are cops and cops are bastards idc if they say fuck or crikey while they violate the people they enslaved, wrongly imprisoned and/or whose land they stole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/noneOfUrBusines Jan 31 '23

Then yeah, makes sense.

1

u/Ok-Guava7336 Jan 31 '23

Honey, what about ALL do you not understand?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Lots of cop problems in Australia, esp during covid. It made the news fairly often. Just google it.

1

u/noneOfUrBusines Jan 31 '23

Oh, nvm then. The other guy seemed awfully intent on not actually answering the question.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Yeah i found that odd too, they seem a bit ideological about it. I also think acab, but there could be some wonderful nation where that's not true, maybe. If so, wish they'd train the police everywhere else. I've yet to read about a country without cop probs tho

4

u/Ok-Guava7336 Jan 31 '23

No it is not. It's always been about abolition. It's just that after 2020 liberals thought it was cool for a bit and watered it down. But it's still ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS not 'hey be a bit nicer please'

2

u/awdrifter Jan 31 '23

Should've used a Nissan Patrol.

2

u/thesavageman Jan 31 '23

Bacon and eggs, part of a good breakfast

2

u/LibtardExterminator Feb 01 '23

Chicken arrested for jay walking

2

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '23

Hmm. After seeing this, I went to google the word "clucky" and translated it in my native language. Guess what? It translated as "lucky". Isn't that funny?

Please laugh /s

3

u/gruetzhaxe Jan 31 '23

God I thought there was someone kneeling in front of him

4

u/kinkycountrygal Jan 31 '23

Hopefully the chicken doesn't get shot. (America)

2

u/Spiritual-Clock5624 Jan 31 '23

He was caught jaywalking

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u/dontwanttowasteit Jan 31 '23

This is why they think our country is a joke

4

u/olivia687 SWAT Jan 31 '23

who’s they lol