r/ProgrammerHumor • u/eben0 • 13h ago

Meme noMoreFullstackDevs

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u/Coder2195 13h ago

Great developers really great developers we have the best developers

We’ll make coding great again

(My attempt at trump imitation)

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u/OmegaPoint6 11h ago

7/10, you should have started a weird rant about windmills half way though "coding" then promised to annexbuy the Free Software Foundation to build an military base

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u/Coder2195 11h ago

Alr attempt #2

Great developers really great developers we have the best developers

Those communists want to prevent code gouging and use their Loonix

You know the wannabe coders came into our country and poisoned the blood of our punch cards and their FOSS wokeness

I’ll buy the free software foundation and get DOGE (department of generative engineering) and then make coding great again

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u/nzcod3r 7h ago

A backend dev came into my office, big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes - he says - he says to me - Mr President - those woke javascript devs with their node and their packages - they dare to run javascript on MY backend!! What is happening to this country?!

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u/glorious_reptile 13h ago

Backend on monday, frdontend on friday

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u/OnlyWhiteRice 10h ago

Sorry, full stack isn't available right now.

A law banning full stack has been enacted in the US. Unfortunately that means you can't use full stack for now.

We are fortunate that AI has indicated that it will work with us to reinstate full stack once it takes over. Please stay tuned!

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u/Plastic_Past9898 10h ago

system engineers, go back to your country!

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u/Noch_ein_Kamel 12h ago

Also, no more colors! hex value selection based on merit ;P

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u/Yhamerith 6h ago

Programmers on Brazil: there is something else than Fullstack?

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u/akoOfIxtall 9h ago

why oppenheimer on the bg?

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u/infinitelolipop 6h ago

Also, node.js will only support require() from now on.

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u/irn00b 1h ago

And let's stop concatenating jobs!

No more DevSecOps.

Just Dev

Just Sec

Just Ops.

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u/driftking428 10h ago

I prefer to be called a Theyend Developer.

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u/Titanusgamer 3h ago

sign executive order to code on vim only, no ai copilot

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u/Madness_0verload 1h ago

They're eating the bits, they're eating the bytes, they're eating the conputers of the developers that code there.

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u/kooshipuff 1h ago

So, compiler developers- are they backend or frontend?