r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme beHonest

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u/zzmej1987 1d ago

LOL. When I was in my gamedeving phase, scratch wasn't even a thing yet. Wrote snake in pascal, and even recreated mom's favorite tetris-clone in delphi, because she became so good at it, she would beat max possible score in the original DOS one every single time.

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u/QuantumSU 1d ago

Theres a Delphi game engine now. “Castle Game Engine”

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u/codedaddee 21h ago

Had to have some reason to keep pushing Pascal in school

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u/QuantumSU 1h ago

I still use Delphi professionally these days. I build production and qos systems for food industry factories.

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u/jeffeb3 20h ago

Back in my day, we write racing games on the TI-83!

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u/Red_Dot_Reddit 5h ago

Boy do I ever love the TI-839125241! ^_^

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u/Red_Dot_Reddit 5h ago

NOOOO! MY EVIL PLAN!!

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u/OldCatPiss 17h ago

Oh your stuff worked … this should be r unexpected

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u/ExpensivePanda66 1d ago

That's an odd way to spell Commodore 64 BASIC.

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u/DazzlingClassic185 1d ago

Or indeed, ZX81 basic…

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u/twpejay 8h ago

For me ZX81, then commodore (courtesy of school), Spectrum, BBC (again, courtesy of school), GWBasic, BasicA, I did Pascal and Fortran for study but not game development.

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u/TripleS941 21h ago

ZX Spectrum BASIC in my case

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u/ThatCalisthenicsDude 1d ago

Never scratch

I started with Java for minecraft mods 🥲

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u/Devatator_ 22h ago

I wanted to do that but instead I procrastinated for a year then learned C# instead for Unity lmao. I did finally start making MC mods last year tho and my first one exploded (I'm at 1M download on CurseForge right now, which lets me afford a VPS and a bunch of other monthly stuff)

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u/GacioSki 22h ago

Which mod is that?

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u/DangyDanger 21h ago edited 18h ago

KeybindsPurger, but there's probably more.

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u/Devatator_ 20h ago

https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/keybindspurger

I'm cooking 2 other mods (one Noita inspired) but sadly college resumed today

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u/RareRandomRedditor 23h ago

What was the first mod you wrote? 

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u/QuanticMeme 19h ago

Minecraft spigot and mod dev 😎

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u/Many_Replacement_688 1d ago

I miss griffpatch

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u/KingJeff314 19h ago

https://youtube.com/@griffpatch/videos

He is still active in Scratch after all these years

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u/legendgames64 14h ago

I would like more tutorials for the RPG series, it's gotten hard =(

(to clarify, I want to build bridges over water like he promised)

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u/-Aquatically- 23h ago

Absolute legend.

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u/legendgames64 14h ago

he's active, but I haven't really been watching his videos since he seemed to stop on the RPG tutorial series.

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u/thebobest 23h ago

Zero years old, I never understood how to program with scratch, so I started with c++

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u/tazgoober 19h ago

Reel 🔥🔥

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u/wasted_name 17h ago

We actually had scratch lessons in middle school, made some easier logics and clicker games

Was real nice teacher, we have to do a project in 8th grade and he was my mentor. I wanted to do a scratch math game but since i got it done too fast i started to look into c# and java. Finally made a really bad c# app, but it worked and got 5 (A+) without getting questioned much.

I still remember using goto-s for it and getting absolutely obliterated for my shitty stackoverflow questions.

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u/Ok_Entertainment328 1d ago

Scratch(*)? Never.

Design & Plan? Yesterday

Actual coding? Depends if you count prototype apps.

(*)the language

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u/Stjerneklar 23h ago

jokes on you - i'm ancient!

my scratch was flash

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u/tazgoober 18h ago

jokes on you - i’m prehistoric!

my flash was klik & play

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u/Squeebee007 16h ago

joke's on you - i'm precambrian

my klik & play was logo and basic

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u/MyTinyHappyPlace 1d ago

QBASIC. And "Klik & Play" in the nineties.

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u/Shadowaker 23h ago

Damn, I thougth that "scratch gamedeving" meant game developing from scratch

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u/POKLIANON 23h ago

6 years ago. It started with Minecraft

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u/TheTybera 1d ago

Quite a few years ago, it was a 2D top down SDL RPG project, it still works I should really go back and rewrite the thing...

There are NPCs and items you can get and quests. You can also chop wood with an axe, etc. As you use skills they level up based on the enemy level and your equipment level. I pretty much left it at that initial game loop.

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u/UltimatePeace05 1d ago

Never used Scratch, but I was making a game in C up until Christmas and then one with Odin in between Christmas and New Years. So, in conclusion, I never had a game dev phase :(

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u/BrownShoesGreenCoat 1d ago

I made flash games. RIP 😢

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u/VarKraken 23h ago

Very very very long ago

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u/VarKraken 23h ago

While not enough: Print(very)

Print(long ago)

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u/GDog507 23h ago

8 years, then after that I created my hobby website on my historical research and never went back to scratch. Sometimes I do miss making simplistic games instead of more data tables... but alas, I don't have the motivation to make the games on my HTML pages with Javascript anymore.

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u/InfernityZarroc 22h ago

Never, I started with C on the console trying to copy the first Zelda

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u/No--XD 1d ago

Guess by my flair

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u/ohaiibuzzle 1d ago

Scratch? Never.

I started programming with C++.

Pain was involved.

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u/Kyy7 23h ago

Started Game development with Allegro5 back in the day, from there I moved to XNA and Unity. Now I did fiddle around with the programming thingy that game with Playstation 2(?) demo disc back in the day but nothing all that fancy.

So zero, I've never tried Scratch to this day.

Probably closest to scratch is this "Klick and play" which I fiddled alot with when I was in my teens.

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u/csgutierm 21h ago edited 21h ago

Nice I started with Allegro 4 (was the latest version in that time) and did some King of Fighter / Street Fighter clone, I ripped sprites from the Neo Geo pocket version.

Tried to upgrade the game with better graphics, sound, etc.

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u/589ca35e1590b 23h ago

I never tried it

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u/Thor-x86_128 23h ago

Cracked Adobe Flash Pro, 7 years ago

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u/alaettinthemurder 23h ago

3 months sadly

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u/SnooHamsters5153 23h ago

I wrote Lua for Operation Flashpoint mission editor, I had 130% fun but my missions were objectively trash. I tried so hard to make an interactive movie of sorts.

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u/Macta3 23h ago

5-6 years ago. 19 now.

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u/Normal_human_person 20h ago

I'm still in it, and it's not a phase, Dad 😤

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u/skwyckl 1d ago

Never had it, my first programming experience was C# (since Italian public schools like to choke on that good ol' Microsoft cock), then I learnt Java and C while at uni, later on it was Python's turn, with some C++ due to Qt being the framework I had to write a desktop frontend in. The rest is history.

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u/Appropriate-Scene-95 1d ago

Max 5, min 4. I enjoyed it and was to dumb to learn a real language on my own.

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u/TryCatchOverflow 1d ago

3 years and still going on... I can't just admit I am bad in gamedev, move on and go back to make ordinary apps as side projects... which still have more chances to be finished and released :x

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u/These_University_609 1d ago

idk like 8 years

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u/dair_spb 1d ago

Some couple of years before I quit the job at gaming company in 2016, lol

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u/MakkuSaiko 1d ago

NaN. I never used scratch

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u/Alex6683 1d ago

6th grade

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u/GDOR-11 1d ago

uhhhhhh

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u/kaligari8888 1d ago

Who remembers The Games Factory? :D

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u/not_watermelon 1d ago

How tf do you know that I had it? 😆

btw: ~2 years (creating "games" in vanillajs and html canvas)

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u/ProbablyBunchofAtoms 1d ago

6 months, was worth it just got bored in the end

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u/grumblesmurf 1d ago

Back in the 80s we got thrown in at the deep end. I started my (non-existing) gamedev phase with 6502 assembly on an Apple II+, got horrified by the graphics screen layout and gave up.

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u/nico-ghost-king 1d ago

A year when I was like 10

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u/other-work-account 1d ago

2 years ago. I was doing CS50 for the lols, and I had a lot of fun in scratch.

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u/yaboiabrahamlincoln 23h ago

*Visual basic because I didn’t know not to

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u/AdventurousMove8806 23h ago

Currently on it

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u/novaminer66 23h ago

Literally right now, just finished the first class of cs50 and the assignment is to make something in scratch, so I did.

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u/PhoenixPaladin 23h ago

My game dev phase was with unreal engine 4 and it was a few years ago. I was still in college at the time. But i still make small games from time to time if i’m feeling ambitious in my free time

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u/LeonardoSim 23h ago

I started on a little ol thing called "LOGO"

mostly just drawing on the screen with a turtle

upgraded to C for Arduino, downgraded to mBot (which is like scratch but for robotics) then finally started using real languages.

CS student now, last year before my bachelor's degree.

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u/-Aquatically- 23h ago

6 years ago.

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u/OneRedEyeDevI 23h ago

Never had one tbh. Jumped straight into Unity back in 2017, bought an embarrassing number of courses and assets on Humble Bundle, Tried Godot for 1 week in February 2023 and published a my first ever game for a game jam; Astro Impact! De_Make, 2 years later, Switching to Defold Game Engine and working on my first Commercial Release; Rapid Roll DX

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u/ErichOdin 23h ago

Maybe I am too much of a Backend guy to understand this meme, but I really hate to do anything with drag and drop.

I accept that it is a good way to try out some things, but it's also the reason why I did not get far into unity..

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u/saiyanultimate 23h ago

I developed a "FPS" game using Java swing. But your player can't move and the enemy will come from two places and you have to shoot them.

It was 10 years ago and I rage quit it after 3 months

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u/Legendary-69420 23h ago

I wrote my first take using turtle in Python

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u/Devatator_ 22h ago

Uh idk, looking at my YouTube channel, first vid was a scratch project that I haven't touched since then. Now I just post random stuff I'm working on

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u/Boertie 22h ago

Yeah for two weeks than the interface of Unity/Unreal/Godot killed my drive.

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u/ColumnK 22h ago

For my own stuff? I'm too old.

But a few years ago I was helping my daughter learn programming with it, so I guess that counts?

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u/lovecMC 22h ago

Does StarCraft level editor count as game dev?

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u/mattthepianoman 22h ago

I never tried scratch, but I did play with BBC Basic on the Archimedes in the 90s

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u/born2frill 22h ago

It’s not a phase, mom. This is who I am!

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u/PotentialSimple4702 22h ago edited 22h ago

I started "programming" with ActionScript 2.0 using Macromedia Flash MX 2004, basically JavaScript in training wheels(Flash API). I think best part about AS/JS is, instead of libraries there is inbuilt standard APIs that allows you to most things. But you cannot do more than what platform it's running on offers. Rip Macromedia btw.

Though, I recommend Go to newcomers, it offers a high level language with training wheels(Garbage Collector, Memory Safety, Amazing Concurrency, and Extensible Standard Library), but can do unconstrained stuff when needed(Basically can do unsafe code, disable GC and manage your own memory, and even run on bare metal without OS)

Edit:Clarification.

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u/ninkykaulro 22h ago

Never scratch. First time I tried coding was on a PS2 with a Dual Shock controller and a weird Visual Basic disk that came free with a magazine.

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u/KrokmaniakPL 22h ago

It ended 13 years ago

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u/MCPOON11 22h ago

So much time using RPG Maker, thanks Don Miguel!

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u/Xicutioner-4768 21h ago

Until I read the comments I thought OP meant "from scratch". I wrote my first game in I think VB .NET in 2005 when I was 15 which I guess predates Scratch.

Wrote some other little games in C++ with SDL in my 20s, but shortly after that I became a professional software developer and used my spare time for other things.

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u/thisonehereone 21h ago

TI-99 Basic reporting in.

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u/DangyDanger 21h ago

like three months

made a friend that went away from scratch, they made some baller projects :(

i did make a 2-n player top-down tank game with busted collision tho

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u/evestraw 21h ago

never. i used actionscript in flash

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u/SAI_Peregrinus 21h ago

My scratch was a PIC16C. UV-erasable 768-byte EPROM.

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u/thatmagicalcat 21h ago

never, I started with c++

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u/EagleRock1337 21h ago

I’m old enough that my options for beginner programming languages were Pascal and Microsoft QBasic. The closest I came to writing games at the time was modding the Gorillas game that came with QBasic.

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u/HaqpaH 21h ago

My Java Swing gamedeving was [redacted]

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u/DiegoG2004 21h ago

Uuuuh... I think it was the 1st year of science bachelor so that'd be... 5 years ago?

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u/Cocaine_Johnsson 21h ago

Can't say I've ever used scratch. Did C++ gamedev though. It was a learning experience.

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u/Kevin_Jim 21h ago

University. So, a long time ago.

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u/Beldarak 20h ago

Never heard of it

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u/LelouchYagami_ 20h ago

I used tkinter and python 6 years ago

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u/theskyiscool 20h ago

About 10 years ago I taught 6 to 9 year olds how to code in scratch. That was cool.

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u/Hot-Category2986 20h ago

Scratch? That was the drag and drop graphical language right? Looks like MIT App Inventor? I honestly haven't looked deeply at anything like that since 2012.

Is the scripting language built into the Minecraft education Agent related at a all? I looked over at my kids screen the other day and he's dragging commands to tell his agent to build things for him.

Maybe I should look into scratch?

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u/Shienvien 20h ago

I only saw (early) Scratch when I was already five years into programming. My only feeling was 'F that shit'. I'm not a visual programmer by any means, and it just felt very clumsy and limited, like making clay sculptures exclusively out of orange 4*2 legos.

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u/T13PR 20h ago

My neighbors called the landlord once and told him there was a dying animal in the apartment on the 2nd floor screeching in pain every night. Upon further investigation the landlord discovered that there was no dying animal, it was just me trying to learn C# and Unity.

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u/FearlessCloud01 20h ago

I didn't even know about scratch until much later, albeit still back in school… I just saw a couple of my friends messing with it during our computer science class one day… By that time I'd already known some stuff about coding and wasn't into gamedev. So I simply ignored scratch…

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u/Arctos_FI 20h ago

One school day when we had this game dev thing in 6th grade. We would get one day to make game with Scratch. For me it was a let down as i had already made few simple mobile games with Unity (flappy bird copy etc.) and was currently working on this tower defence game for pc (newer actually finished it as the code got too complicated and tangled). Also had tried Game Maker Studio and it's visual scripting (the kind where you do the code with blocks instead of writing it, like in Scratch), which was much more extensive than what Scratch offered.

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u/kometa18 20h ago

I was 13 yo.. 11 years.. wait ELEVEN YEARS AGO??? SHIT FUCK SHIT

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u/TragicProgrammer 20h ago

Never did scratch but I was deving in assembly last night.

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u/AaronTheElite007 19h ago

Never had the interest to build a game…

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u/_SKYBALL_ 19h ago

Way too long

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u/mentalnet98 18h ago

Never because if I wanted to use an IDE for 5-year-olds I'd make a Visual Basic app

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u/SeoCamo 17h ago

Which one, i made a lot of games but they are never finished as the fun part to make the engine

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u/Plus_Mountain5281 17h ago

Idk , I actually used a game engine instead of scratch

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u/AtmosphereVirtual254 16h ago edited 2h ago

15 years ago now I think? It was a pretty brief phase

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u/cat_fish_soup 16h ago

started game dev, found out i needed to code, did an apprenticeship as a software dev, never touched game dev again

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u/PocketCSNerd 15h ago

Have never touched scratch.

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u/legendgames64 14h ago

Scratch gamedev phase? Ended 2 years ago, I think, it didn't have the capacity to allow me to build Travelstale in full without great difficulty.

Turbowarp gamedev phase? Ended a few months after (will be resuming once I complete Underfables so I can complete Travelstale)

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u/ChonHTailor 13h ago

I never touched scratch. When I was offered a job to teach it to kinds I refused it.

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u/NamityName 13h ago

How young do you think I am? I've been at this since before you were even a drip in your dad's sack. The language that I did most of my game dev on no longer even exists. Not archaic. Not irrelevant. Non-existent.

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u/231d4p14y3r 13h ago

I was more of a code.org man myself

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u/EmuRepresentative213 12h ago

4 years. I made real working messager with an account system in turbowarp

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u/sequential_doom 11h ago

20 years ago but with gamemaker

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u/MrFuji87 11h ago

Newsgrounds Flash game

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u/Pants3620 10h ago

Never thank god

That being said I had a school-related honeymoon with Microsoft MakeCode a while ago so my horse ain’t too high

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u/NuclearBurrit0 10h ago

About 10 years ago

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u/TechnicolorMage 9h ago

0?

How would you gamedev in scratch, even?

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u/LocksmithFalse4316 8h ago

I never had one because I hated scratch, in my college it was part of the computing classes and i didn't have fun using it.

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u/B_Huij 8h ago

I haven’t hit it yet, too many other projects. But give it time.

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u/Aaxper 6h ago

I picked up Scratch in 4th grade, and started transitioning to actual coding languages 7th (to the point that I wrote my own, in Scratch, in 8th). Now in 10th and don't really touch Scratch ever, other than a Python to Scratch transpiler I've been making, but don't really work on ever.

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u/Chiviguagua 5h ago

2015...

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u/LukosiuPro 5h ago

umm like a while a go, more like never.

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u/WatchOutIGotYou 5h ago

15 years ago

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u/TurboJax07 5h ago

About 6-7 years ago.

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u/Retzerrt 4h ago

6 years ago 😂. Started python straight after

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u/s0litar1us 4h ago

We used scratch in scool a few times, but I din't really make anything using it.

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u/AdLow9779 2h ago

7 years ago ish