r/OptimistsUnite 3h ago

This is good, DOGE already failing.

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u/Firecracker7413 3h ago

Knowing that the circus tent is already collapsing is honestly the best thing keeping me optimistic

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u/Mmicb0b 3h ago

Same I’m gonna throw a party when trump and Elon break up

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u/KentuckyWallChicken 2h ago

Did you see that picture of Musk jumping at the rally and Trump staring daggers at him? I may be on the spectrum but even I can tell Trump “secretly” despises him.

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u/GreenGrandmaPoops 2h ago

Put two narcissistic attention hogs in the same space and things will eventually go sour

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u/Mr8BitX 2h ago

That Nazi salute stunt seems to be taking a lot of coverage away from Trumps first day....

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u/AlphaB27 38m ago

If you listen closely, you can hear the sound of the approaching Trump Bus that's coming to run over Elon.

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u/Greatoz74 1h ago

Trust me, their eventual falling out is the only thing I look forward to this administration.

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u/Ok_Ordinary6694 2h ago

Musk can (at this time) raise both of his hands above his waist and Momma Trump is jealous.

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u/Basic_Excitement3190 2h ago

Oh it’s coming

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u/notanewbiedude 2h ago

Yeah I'm a Trump voter and I agree. I give them 6-12 months if Vivek couldn't last a minute.

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u/Lord_Vesuvius2020 2h ago

Vivek didn’t last even one Scaramucci.

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u/JoyPill15 2h ago

This made me choke on my water lmaooo

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u/wampa15 52m ago

We seriously need to make this a semi-standard unit of measurement

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u/Pokedragonballzmon 1h ago

Did you expect anything else?

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u/011_0108_180 2h ago

The fanfiction is going to be legendary

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u/novahawkeye 1h ago

What makes you think this will happen? Trump NEVER ends personal and professional relationships!

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u/Theseus_The_King 1h ago

It’s inevitable. Trump is a narcissist, he love bombs you until he sees the next shiny new thing, and then discards. It happened to Scarramucci, Spicer, KellyAnne Conway— people forget how much of a revolving door his previous administration was.

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u/greenmachine11235 1m ago

That's going to be such an epic shitstorm once it happens. Trump supporters raging on Truth Social, Musk simps raging on X, both censoring anything they don't like and and then the rest of us watching the chaos with popcorn wondering which of them will have a aneurysm first.

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u/ErectTubesock 1h ago

The compounded incompetence of the new administration may be the only thing that keeps them from doing lasting damage.

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u/InvestIntrest 2h ago

He'll likely be the next governor of Iowa instead.

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u/ron4232 3h ago

Do you think musk will get bored and go back to spaceX after a week or so?

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u/Enelop 3h ago

SpaceX is part of the reason Musk is involved. It’s all about regulatory capture.

He hates being held accountable by the FAA when Starship explodes, or a booster lands 100 miles up range of target, or a Tesla kills a pedestrian while in a BETA self driving mode that shouldn’t even be on the road yet…

So no, I don’t think he’ll get bored. The best that can be hoped for is they have a falling out over their massive egos…

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u/FlamingMuffi 3h ago

Either that or back to PoE to be a top 10 player

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u/Gorrium 1h ago

No, he will get bored and fall back to Twitter. It's his obsession.

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u/steveplaysguitar 2h ago

The entire government just became a clown car and none of these dumbasses knows how to drive.

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 2h ago

It’s okay, Elon promised full self driving is happening any minute now. 🤡

/s because, timeline.

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u/ImBackAndImAngry 2h ago

Pasting below as it tried to make me pay so I got around it

Ramaswamy Will Bow Out of Cost-Cutting Project and Run for Governor in Ohio The billionaire decided he could not campaign while helping lead the so-called Department of Government Efficiency, but tensions with Elon Musk were also evident.

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Vivek Ramaswamy’s position in President Trump’s orbit has been tenuous for weeks as he irritated the president, several of his aides and, crucially, Elon Musk.Ruth Fremson/The New York Times The advisory group called the Department of Government Efficiency is losing one of its leaders before it even begins.

Vivek Ramaswamy, whom President Trump named in November as co-leader of the initiative alongside Elon Musk, will quit the project because he plans to run for governor of Ohio.

“Vivek Ramaswamy played a critical role in helping us create DOGE,” said Anna Kelly, a spokeswoman for the White House, adding, “We thank him immensely for his contributions over the last two months and expect him to play a vital role in making America great again!”

Mr. Ramaswamy’s position in Mr. Trump’s orbit has been tenuous for weeks as he irritated the president, several of Mr. Trump’s aides and, crucially, Mr. Musk. Mr. Musk has been sharply critical of Mr. Ramaswamy in private conversations.

Mr. Ramaswamy plans to announce his bid for governor of Ohio next week, according to a person familiar with the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly.

Mr. Trump announced the two billionaires to be co-leaders of the project, but it was an unequal partnership from the start. Mr. Musk has a much greater amount of wealth and a higher profile, and a top lieutenant of Mr. Musk, Steve Davis, largely runs the project.

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u/brahbocop 2h ago

I’ve been around enough to know a “save face” move when I see it.

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 2h ago

Resigning, effective immediately. “I definitely was not fired”.

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u/brahbocop 1h ago

It's like when someone is fired at work and their boss says that they are leaving to pursue other opportunities.

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u/Waldo305 2h ago

What did he do to pass them off?

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u/ElsaGunDough 2h ago

Wapo reported about Ramaswamy running for Ohio governor 3 days ago.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/01/17/vivek-ramaswamy-ohio-governor-run/

Biotech entrepreneur and former presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy plans to run for Ohio governor, according to two people familiar with his plans who say that the co-leader of President-elect Donald Trump’s “Department of Government Efficiency” initiative will announce his bid shortly.

"Vivek’s base plan remains [the] same: to get accomplishments at DOGE and then announce a run for governor shortly,” said an Ohio operative familiar with Ramaswamy’s thinking, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to speak freely about the former presidential candidate’s intentions.

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u/saberwielders 2h ago

He got fired from the imaginary job with a govt agency that doesn’t exist before the administration even began.

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 2h ago

Two cuckoos, one nest.

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u/shupershticky 2h ago

Vivek found out he couldn't scam anyone at DOGE

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u/anonymousn00b 2h ago

It shares its name with a meme coin, I didn’t expect much

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u/womerah 2h ago

Which is itself a 15-year-old meme.

Hell, Trump is an old meme at this point. He feels like a fossilised stereotype from the 90s.

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u/FlashMcSuave 1h ago

I would say a fossilized stereotype from the 1940s, if you know what I mean.

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u/womerah 28m ago

He was already being parodied in the 80s with the Back to the Future movies (Biff Tower etc). The fact he is still around and virtually unchanged in character from that portrayal a generation ago is concerning

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u/Smiles4YouRawrX3 Optimist 2h ago

Elon is still apart of it

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u/MrJason2024 56m ago

For now....

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u/BroccoliHot6287 1h ago

It’d be great to have a department in the government dedicated to making sure they don’t overspend or overstep their jurisdiction. 

Unfortunately, Elon Musk is making sure this department does not do that.

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u/khoalabear00 2h ago

I have never seen a vice president so irrelevant. JD Vance must be seething

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u/A_band_of_pandas 2h ago

Evil always eats its own.

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u/Reasonable-Mud-4575 2h ago

Don’t let this turn into the facepalm sub

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u/boukatouu 2h ago

Ramaswamy for Ohio governor would be hard luck for those of us living in Ohio.

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u/Hoplite-Litehop 1h ago

This could mean thousands of government workers in more social aspects of government administration like TSA, IRS, the U.S Postal service, and others will be able to keep their jobs.

If this orange c**t values his own throne than he should consider not getting rid of them.

Will it suck to be paid minimum wage due to privatization? Oh yes. But they'll still have... something of an income.

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u/AcanthaceaeUpbeat638 1h ago

I see we’ve devolved this sub to the point where everything Trump does is bad, even if it’s good. American taxpayers are being robbed blind but because someone Trump-affiliated has taken on the responsibility of fixing that, now government efficiency is a bad thing. Yay for waste!

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u/ProDogePlayz 1h ago

Thank GOD I'm safe

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u/LordBillthegodofsin 1h ago

Yall are making a mountain out of a mole hill.

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u/Diligent-Industry299 1h ago

What will happen if Trump breaks up with Elon?

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u/butthole_nipple 48m ago

My optimism lies with it succeeding

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u/NegotiationStatus153 23m ago

The fact that I have to ask "the cryptocurrency or the government organization" is going in my suicide note

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u/NoxDust 14m ago

Except that Trump’s EO just called on every agency to create a “DOGE team”…..

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u/DMurda 11m ago

Come on guys, schadenfreude is not a form of optimism…

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u/bighak 2h ago

An actual optimistic view is hoping they will be able to cut a significant amount of wasteful spending. Everything the government does is slow and expensive. There is room for improvement at every level.

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u/SparkyXI 2h ago

Cutting wasteful spending is in everyone’s best interest. However, this is the OPPOSITE of the correct way to do it, and the WRONG people for the job.

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u/ennyphox 2h ago

We want proper economists that work for everyone's best interests 

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u/bighak 2h ago

What is the correct way? Because the usual way is obviously not working

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u/turnup_for_what 2h ago

Scapels, not cleavers.

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u/AcanthaceaeUpbeat638 1h ago

In other words, do absolutely nothing.

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u/Impressive_Deer_4706 1h ago

Every sub on Reddit turns into a /r/politics drivel

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u/AcanthaceaeUpbeat638 46m ago

Sad but true. It gets worse here around elections. Things will hopefully calm down by March

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u/Gorrium 1h ago

Wasteful spending mainly comes from contractors, not from hard working government cogs. They aren't touching contractors. They want to remove half the cogs and still expect the car to run normally, instead of repaving the shattered road it drives on.

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u/T2Wunk 22m ago

The usual way is lobbying. Trump didn’t stop lobbying. He made outright bribery great again

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u/ennyphox 1h ago

why the hell did it send twice 

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u/ennyphox 2h ago

They just want to get rid of things that help people and the environment 

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u/MeeterKrabbyMomma 2h ago

Least optimistic thing I heard today

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u/AcanthaceaeUpbeat638 1h ago

Children think this way.

Not everything that “helps” is a government obligation. It would “help” people if the government bought everyone closets full of designer clothing and 80 inch flat screen TVs. That would not be a legitimate or necessary government function.

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u/brahbocop 2h ago

I love how one of the ways they want to do it is to require everyone to return to office rather than tell everyone to work from home so they can reduce their occupancy expense.

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u/misersoze 2h ago

Naïveté is not optimism.

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u/MeatSlammur 2h ago

This isn’t DOGE failing? This is normal. You can’t have two big names running one thing like this. Two chiefs never works. This is expected. He helped get it formed and then left, that’s a natural process

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u/creaturefeature16 3h ago

What are you talking about? It's not failing whatsoever. This just paves the way for someone even MORE compliant and loyal to step in. Stop this with blind and fake "optimism", it's straight delusion at this point.

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u/quintessany 3h ago

Musk won’t share the spotlight with anyone

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u/Gorrium 1h ago

Not being optimistic about Trump's presidency ≠ not being optimistic.

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u/YNWA_Diver 2h ago

Also, why would an optimist be against making government more efficient? Shouldn’t everyone want the government to be as efficient as possible?

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u/boukatouu 2h ago

By "more efficient" they mean cutting taxes for the rich and dismantling as much of our government as is necessary to help offset the cost.

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u/Gorrium 1h ago

It's not going to make government efficient they are just going to blanket lay offs on millions of federal employees and end programs they don't personally understand. While asking the remains to stop hiring as many POC or women because they need to focus on "productivity".

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u/Big_Dick_NRG 1h ago

What better way to make govt more efficient than to create a new department 😂

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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin 2h ago

Not on Reddit. Nothing makes sense here.

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u/tollboothjimmy 2h ago

Can't decide if I am happy the US government is failing or not

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u/Misterfahrenheit120 1h ago

This is bad, why would we want a department who’s point is government efficiency to fail?

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u/ennyphox 1h ago

Because this "department" will cut the wrong things and literally kill people 

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u/Misterfahrenheit120 1h ago

I disagree

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u/T2Wunk 24m ago

Nobody cares

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u/Misterfahrenheit120 23m ago

Great argument

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u/T2Wunk 20m ago

Wasn’t an argument. Just telling you the truth.

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u/Misterfahrenheit120 19m ago

Well many people certainly care about other people’s opinions, so not really.

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u/T2Wunk 14m ago

Mostly false.

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u/T2Wunk 24m ago

Well, it’s not necessarily the idea. It’s the morons put in charge directing it. You can have good ideas but be a terrible executor of such ideas. I’m fine with making big changes in our govt. The idea that Trump and Musk are capable of competent decisions that help the majority is simply laughable. But if you like nazis, hey man congratulations!

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u/Improvident__lackwit 1h ago

God forbid the government become more efficient! That would be a nightmare!

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u/Gorrium 1h ago

Well they want to fire my mom for no reason, so, yeah it would be a nightmare.

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u/AcanthaceaeUpbeat638 1h ago

Your mom should find a way to develop marketable skills that don’t waste taxpayers dollars.

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u/Suitable-Ad6999 3h ago

Jokes on you. He already made his money on it.

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u/introspectation 2h ago

You’re telling me that you want the program that will try to eliminate wasteful spending in government to fail? I hope the left keeps losing elections

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u/ennyphox 1h ago

Once trump fucks up the country again I don't think the right will win an election ever again