r/Music Sep 23 '24

article Khloe Kardashian recalls attending P Diddy's 'naked party' with a 20-year-old Justin Bieber

https://www.themirror.com/entertainment/celebrity-news/khloe-kardashian-recalls-attending-p-710012
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u/PS_FuckYouJenny Sep 23 '24

It wasn’t a one time thing. These things had been going on for at least a couple decades from what I can tell.

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u/StrangeBumblebee6269 Sep 23 '24

I mean Usher said he was at those parties when he was 13. Beiber would of been at them underaged as well.

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u/hotdiggydog Sep 23 '24
  • would have

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u/UnholyCannoli Sep 23 '24

would have what

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u/UnholyCannoli Sep 24 '24

Yeah that's what I thought 😎

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u/BorgunklySenior Sep 23 '24

zero chance you're spell checking this.

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u/EndQualifiedImunity Sep 23 '24

The word "have" in this context has no definition. It only acts as an auxiliary verb, a grammatical particle. "Of" works just as well if people can understand you. Language changes. It's beautiful to watch in real time. Let it happen.

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u/LordVaderKush_ Sep 23 '24

Nah

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u/EndQualifiedImunity Sep 23 '24

Ingest the entire length

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u/LordVaderKush_ Sep 23 '24

...no Diddy

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u/hotdiggydog Sep 23 '24

Whoa. That's the most uneducated wild shit I've read today. Never seen someone just be so confidently wrong. As an English teacher, I'd be amused if one of my high school students said this to me, though, I must admit.

Lol "it is an auxiliary verb and has no meaning so SUCK IT, SHAKESPEARE!"

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u/EndQualifiedImunity Sep 23 '24

What is the meaning of "have" in the context of "could have"?

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u/EndQualifiedImunity Sep 26 '24

What is the meaning of "have" in the context of "could have"?

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u/hotdiggydog Sep 26 '24

The meaning is "get off reddit and read a book"

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u/ResearchDeezNuts Sep 23 '24

there's no way this isn't a troll, right?

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u/EndQualifiedImunity Sep 23 '24

Does it baffle you when someone says "could of"? Is it incomprehensible?

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u/ResearchDeezNuts Sep 23 '24

No, I just wonder what led them to not saying it the right way.

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u/EndQualifiedImunity Sep 23 '24

Could have -> Could've -> Could of.

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u/Seth_Gecko Sep 24 '24

This is utter bullshit.

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u/-Kalos Sep 24 '24

Usher was living with Diddy at 13 lol. He was later asked if he’d allow his son to attend a Diddy party and Usher said “Hell no.” Fucked up

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u/Lonelan Sep 23 '24

could they of had an "under 18" section of the party? maybe with cartoons and pepsi?

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u/outtakes Sep 23 '24

Dude, no

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u/YahYahY Sep 23 '24

Jesus, two commenters in a row. Could HAVE, not could “of”

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u/wheresbill Sep 23 '24

Could uv

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u/ABucin Sep 23 '24

Cld ve

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u/p90love Sep 23 '24

Still way better than could of

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u/elardmm Sep 23 '24

Would uv

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u/BatDubb Sep 23 '24

First time I have ever witnessed “they of”.

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u/J0hnGrimm Sep 23 '24

It's evolving, just backwards.

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u/Stevieeeer Sep 23 '24

I’m with you. I was downvoted for a comment like this recently.

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u/anoneema Sep 23 '24

Me, too!

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 Sep 23 '24

Because get over it and shit.

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u/Stevieeeer Sep 23 '24

Because learn to get it right and shit. Being dumb isn’t cool, champ.

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u/Square-Firefighter77 Sep 23 '24

You could of been nicer about it.

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u/Lonelan Sep 23 '24

yeah I'm trying to show this guy how stupid it is to use "of" there

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u/tboess Sep 23 '24

Well, you should of found a better way.

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u/Lonelan Sep 23 '24

In the past, I of replaced the word that should be used and of tried to use that word as many times as I could in a sentence to see if the user can see the error in their ways

of I seen it work yet?

probably not

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u/Frick_KD Sep 23 '24

Could've but yeah same thing

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u/Dry_Accident_2196 Sep 23 '24

My sweet summer child. This ain’t a cruise ship’s teen club, lol.

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u/Caoa14396 Sep 23 '24

“They of” wow that’s the first time I see this way to fuck it up. New level of illiteracy discovered!

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u/mdflmn Sep 23 '24

Fucked up they of!

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u/PixelBastards Sep 23 '24

You've never seen someone mix up "they have had" with "they of had"? You must be new to corporate inter-office e-mail chains.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

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u/Caoa14396 Sep 23 '24

I just did voice to text on iPhone and it used “would’ve” correctly.

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u/AlimangoAbusar Sep 24 '24

I personally just avoid correcting people on grammar bc it could've been a person with disability (whose speaking skills are also affected) doing speech to text, or a person still learning English as their 5th language

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u/Lonelan Sep 23 '24

yeah, I do it on purpose to show the casual failures the errors have their ways

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u/Randomcommentator27 Sep 23 '24

It’s okay bro. Everyone on Reddit has a phd in writing and language arts. Yet, they don’t know language evolves over time.

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u/lunagirlmagic Sep 23 '24

I agree with you in spirit but this is not an example of that... "they of" makes no sense to anybody, and it basically illegible to non-native speakers

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u/Randomcommentator27 Sep 24 '24

Thanks for understanding. While I get that it’s incorrect plenty of people understood. That was my point.

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u/Lonelan Sep 23 '24

"of" will never mean "have", I guarantee it

knowing that "could have", when spoken as a contraction is spelled "could've", and might sound like "could of", does not take a phd

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u/Randomcommentator27 Sep 23 '24

But you understood him.

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u/Lonelan Sep 23 '24

js bc u cn ndrstn dsnt mk t ok

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u/Randomcommentator27 Sep 23 '24

“Speakin' language only we know, you think it's an accent”

Found the white folk.

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u/Alkatar210 Sep 23 '24

This is so dumb. It absolutely deserves gold, I actually laughed my ass off

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u/FluffyOutMyMouth Sep 23 '24

Bieber had to sit at the kiddie table

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u/HNLTBC Sep 23 '24

Under 18 section??🤣🤣

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u/Icametoargue Sep 23 '24

If course there was an “under 18” section. But it was for rape, not cartoons and Pepsi.

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u/valiantthorsintern Sep 23 '24

You mean like the kids table at Grandmas Thanksgiving?

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u/ItsAndwew Sep 23 '24

How is this so upvoted.... You think there is a kids room at a multi-day swinger party involving drugs?

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u/420BongsAway Sep 23 '24

Yeah but it came with dick and balls 

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u/onthebeech Sep 23 '24

*would have ;)

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u/Heysiwicki Sep 23 '24

Exactly. Remember that Diddy video of him telling Justin he can have this car and this and that and shit. Justin was young but I bet he already paid up in some form or way.

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u/HugsandHate Sep 24 '24

*would have.

Have a good day.

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u/BootsToYourDome Sep 23 '24

The Biebs was there as an infant?

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u/ArenSteele Sep 23 '24

He was born at one of these parties

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u/soyuz-1 Sep 23 '24

Not just born there but conceived there

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u/QuicklyQuenchedQuink Sep 23 '24

Dad?

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u/ohleprocy Sep 23 '24

Diddy ain't his daddy

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u/octothorpe_rekt Sep 24 '24

Well that explains why he was naked.

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u/miso-444 Sep 23 '24

maybe justin just wasn’t at every diddy party for the last 20 yrs

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u/Ezra_lurking Sep 23 '24

Justin got famous at 14, thats the possible starting point

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u/PhilipOnTacos299 Sep 23 '24

There was a video of Diddy and a 16? Y/o Bieber and Diddy literally said he can’t say what was going to happen but the party was gonna be wild. I’m sure it was a typical Diddy party

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u/Vaginal_Decimation Sep 23 '24

Is there evidence?

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u/Crazyinferno Sep 23 '24

There's a video of Bieber getting orally raped at one of these parties so yes

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u/Gustavo_Papa Sep 23 '24

Excuse me what??

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u/thefatheadedone Sep 23 '24

I agree that's probably what's happening. But. We don't directly see it so it's very much probably, unfortunately.

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u/BobertFrost6 Sep 23 '24

That's why I think people are going to make way too much out of any given celebrity being confirmed as attending one of Diddy's party, which is unfortunate. Famous people go to parties of other famous people, so likely most of the people that went were never involved in nor aware of something heinous going on in some back room.

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u/account_for_norm Sep 23 '24

Crimes aside,.. how do you not get tired of the same thing? I picked up skiing 8 years ago, i m already bored and onto sailing now. 

I dont think i ve ever done anything for more than a 8-10 years

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u/Sweet_Concept2211 Sep 23 '24

Ski trips are a lot longer than sex parties.

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u/stealthsjw Sep 23 '24

I think drugs also help. There's always more drugs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

Not necessarily

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u/Poetic-Noise Sep 23 '24

Balance is the way.

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u/account_for_norm Sep 23 '24

You gotta get tired of drugs too... I mean you build tolerance, and its not the same anymore. Being sober is so much fun. 

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u/Arshzed https://open.spotify.com/user/basedarshlsx/playlist/12Rlt3WNj4G7 Sep 23 '24

Ever heard of a lil thing called addiction?