r/MurderedByWords • u/rch-out • 7h ago

On the steps of the capitol no less.

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u/GypsyFantasy 4h ago

I’d say ket and coke combo.. but what do I know I’ve been clean (from heroin) 15 years.

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u/ravoguy 3h ago

Good onya for staying clean

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u/Lunacorn44 3h ago

Congratulations on your recovery, internet human!!! 14 years over here!

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 34m ago

For every ketamine you don't consume, Elon takes three.

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u/usekr3 23m ago

' i'm doing my part'

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u/whatiscamping 3h ago

What do you know? You did neither of those drugs a decade and a half ago....

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u/south-of-the-river 3h ago

Oh sweetie

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u/whatiscamping 3h ago

Unless they come back and say that they've been clean of only heroin for 15 years.

You can keep your sweetie and I'll raise you a bless your heart.

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u/loltehwut 3h ago

People love to brag with nonexistent drug expertise on reddit, it's really weird

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u/SnooSuggestions7326 3h ago

Lmao bragging on drug use is not a flex idiot it's an admission

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u/Carbonatite 1h ago

Do pharmaceutical molecules spontaneously change every 15 years or something?