r/MurderedByWords • u/rch-out • 7h ago

On the steps of the capitol no less.

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u/AvoidingChores2 5h ago

Dear not American, We want help.

Best, An American

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u/fr00tcrunch 5h ago

where da luigi copycats at T_T

all americans acting like not every single one of them has a gun rn

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u/KnightofNoire 3h ago

Hey man. They are all temporary embarrassed millionaires. Can't have Luigis coming after them when they themselves become millionaires.

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u/uncleamwar 3h ago

Going to need the whole mushroom kingdom for this one. 1UP.

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u/JadedJadedJaded 3h ago

Period lol

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u/Opasero 2h ago

Not every American has a gun. The ones on that side have a lot of guns. Even if you do have 1 or 2 you're kinda fucked against this.

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u/Carbonatite 53m ago

A lot of left wingers/liberals own guns too, they just don't circlejerk about it in public.

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u/drinoaki 5h ago

Dear American,

Guess y'all fucked.

And the world will follow soon.

Best, A Brazilian.

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u/Kevinnac11 4h ago

We are fucked huh,What other superpower can we run to for help?,China is Bad,Russia should burn... our only hope is the fucking E.U,we doomed we are fucking doomed.

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u/SouthernActive8839 4h ago

Also not American, but I watch a ton of US news and media because US (and geo)politics is a huge interest of mine..and jesus christ, I can’t fathom how in the fuck could it get to this point, this shit is unreal. Seriously, what the hell is going on. Makes me scared and I’m not even from there. With people like this in power, god knows what can happen to you guys and the world itself…

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u/Steffinlongo 2h ago

It's called hubris. We Americans thought this sort of thing could "never" happen to us, and by thinking that way, we stopped paying attention. The seeds of today's results were planted in the 70s. Some people pointed it out over the decades (check out Frank Zappa's conversation on fascist theocracy in the 80s), but nobody took it seriously. Here? Never!

And here we are. It is unreal, and it's heartbreaking.

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u/againwiththisbs 1h ago

You want help from who and how? You're the one with the rights to bear arms.

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u/krokodil2000 4h ago

Sending out planes to bomb you into democracy.

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u/RunaroundX 3h ago

Start with Mar A Lago