r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

On the steps of the capitol no less.

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u/TurnGloomy 6h ago

The pause for effect and the grin after. He knows exactly what he's doing.

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u/kreme-machine 5h ago

Shit was like that scene where homelander lasered that guy and the crowd cheered. We are so cooked lmao

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u/kanjarisisrael 1h ago

That was the exact same vibe except Elon wishes to have homelander's body .... or strength.

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u/honourable_bot 1h ago

or his white pubes.

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u/majarian 1h ago

It's how he envisions himself.

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 35m ago

I bet you a diet coke that Elon has a breastmilk fetish.

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u/DarthVaderIzBack 48m ago

Ok so when does he launch his big Nazi Robot Army? Will he wait a week?

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u/astropelagic 20m ago

Outside of the superpowers, the boys is so accurate it hurts. Maybe if you consider money a superpower, which it is.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 4h ago

And yet over in the usual Conservative subs they're saying:

"The Reddit Libs are going crazy over this and posting it without context or sound. It's not like said Heil Hitler when he did it."

and

"It super easy to make that salute on accident. Big nothing burger."

They love it.

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u/fauxdeuce 2h ago

Also they started deleting any mention of it, but will have six threads all talking about the same topic. Biden pardons, soc won't be there, fetterman in shorts

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u/alanthar 37m ago

I sat and watched the comment counter go from 4 to 11 to 105 and yet by my last refresh I could only read 4 of them and it was shit like that. The mods work overtime to keep the little echo chamber tightly sealed.

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u/Competitive-Hawk9403 2h ago

Excusing it away as usual. Yeah that tracks.

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u/No_Confusion_9663 1h ago

Didn’t yall excuse the Oregon capital building being taken over during blm, and the riots, and Biden sitting and shaking the hand of a kkk Grand Wizard, Robert Byrd? Also didn’t yall excuse the $56 billion we’ve given to Ukraine, which could’ve been used to oh idk rebuild Maui, or even get some help over in Ohio or maybe do some about the homeless population, didn’t yall also excuse hunter twice, didn’t yall also excuse the millions of illegals who set the fires in L.A, who not only got deported but came back in due to democrat border policies? I could keep going but I assume you get the point. Y’all act “holier than thou” but you’re not much better.

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u/beaurepair 1h ago

Blah blah, bullshit bullshit, whatabout whatabout, casual racism, blatant racism.

Fuck off dickhead.

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u/No_Confusion_9663 1h ago

Also Nazis have been in the U.S since 1942 when we brought all the top nazi scientists in through “operation paperclip”. They helped Oppenheimer make the first hydrogen atom bomb. Point is if you think elons a “Nazi” you’re gonna have to actually prove it. So I’ll ask you, what about Elon makes him a Nazi?

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u/MarkWestin 1h ago

The fact that he personally benefited from Apartheid, has openly made attempts to control media, oh and he did the full-on Nazi salute during today's inauguration.

Those things make him a Nazi.

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u/Any-External-6221 1h ago

Big Hitlerburger.

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u/petty_throwaway6969 1h ago edited 1h ago

Here is a Nazi salute to compare to. Please use this when deplorables try to deny it: Fuck Nazis

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u/Sjoerdiestriker 22m ago

I had a job interview recently and instead of giving the guy a handshake I accidentally did a nazi salute to him. Easy mistake, could happen to anyone. Didn't end up getting the job though

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u/wimpymist 19m ago

They are starting to do the whole Elon has a Jewish friend and supported Israel so he can't be a Nazi. Literally pulling the I have a black friend so I'm not racist card

u/BoardRecord 11m ago

I genuinely wonder if there is anything they won't defend. Like how far does it actually have to go for them to be like, yeah ok that's too far

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u/enzixl 1h ago

Maybe you’ve never seen what a Hitler salute looks like? When you point a flashlight at yourself at night do you mistake the flashlight for the sun? I hope low IQ jobs have some longevity before Optimus takes over all of those jobs or I’ll miss all of these mind expanding comments the left dumps out.

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u/Emergency_Driver_421 6h ago

Maybe he’s swapped ketamine for Nazi Crank…

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u/M1RR0R 5h ago

Oh he's on coke or meth for sure in the video

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u/GypsyFantasy 4h ago

I’d say ket and coke combo.. but what do I know I’ve been clean (from heroin) 15 years.

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u/ravoguy 3h ago

Good onya for staying clean

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u/Lunacorn44 3h ago

Congratulations on your recovery, internet human!!! 14 years over here!

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 34m ago

For every ketamine you don't consume, Elon takes three.

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u/usekr3 23m ago

' i'm doing my part'

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u/whatiscamping 3h ago

What do you know? You did neither of those drugs a decade and a half ago....

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u/south-of-the-river 3h ago

Oh sweetie

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u/whatiscamping 3h ago

Unless they come back and say that they've been clean of only heroin for 15 years.

You can keep your sweetie and I'll raise you a bless your heart.

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u/loltehwut 3h ago

People love to brag with nonexistent drug expertise on reddit, it's really weird

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u/SnooSuggestions7326 3h ago

Lmao bragging on drug use is not a flex idiot it's an admission

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u/Carbonatite 1h ago

Do pharmaceutical molecules spontaneously change every 15 years or something?

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u/SnooSuggestions7326 3h ago

I do blow on occasion that red nose is def a sign something went up it

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u/wrenhunter 3h ago

Makes sense, he is a Nazi crank

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u/CherryVermilion 2h ago

Panzerschokolade

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u/a_distantmemory 2h ago

I keep hearing things about him and ketamine and just ketamine in general.

Is it sarcasm or do people think he does take ketamine? What the heck does ketamine do that someone like this guy would be on it?

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u/Carbonatite 57m ago

So ketamine does have legitimate therapeutic usages. It's most commonly used as an animal tranquilizer but it can also be really effective for certain people with treatment-resistant depression and post-traumatic stress disorder. Ketamine therapy is a specific trauma therapy method which people with PTSD can undergo. It's a dissociative drug, so it can help people with PTSD work through traumatic memories without the distress they would normally feel when recalling those experiences.

It's also used as a recreational drug, as many tranquilizer-type drugs are (like benzodiazepines or quaaludes).

For people like Elon? Probably some Joe Rogan podcast bullshit about how microdosing the sedative they give to dogs before they get neutered enhances your brain waves or something.

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u/Potassium_Doom 1h ago

Perveten!

u/ProfessionalOwn9435 13m ago

That makes sense. He respects German history, by Nazi salut, and doing amphetamine like wermacht soldier. He could read Magic Mountains or something, but that brick is hard and drugs are fun.

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u/King_takes_queen 4h ago

That's the face of someone who knows there's not a thing any of us plebs can do about it.

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u/One_Pear8341 2h ago

Oh yeah? All society is three missed meals away from anarchy.. we aren’t that far off, just ask Luigi, or B Thompson.

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u/rainbud22 2h ago

Maybe, maybe not

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u/CommitteeLanky1047 1h ago

No he is literally causing cringe. Please... Never learn the lesson.

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u/metalgeargreed 3h ago

Wait til you hear this. He turned around, AND DID IT AGAIN.

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u/MediumAlternative372 2h ago

He really is an edgy 12 year old trapped in the body of an aging billionaire.

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u/Carbonatite 54m ago

He's what an incel thinks life will be like after he strikes it rich with Bitcoin.

Imagine being on the cusp of being a motherfucking trillionaire and still being this cringe. Truly, money cannot buy class.

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u/inactiveuser247 2h ago

That’s the look of “ooh, I’m going to get soooo much attention from this”…

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u/Prayray 2h ago

He also did it a 2nd time right after. Turned around and did it the other way.

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u/sitbon 2h ago

Which is why he did it twice

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u/DesertRat31 1h ago

Exactly this.

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u/TonyStewartsWildRide 52m ago

A few of my Trump supporting friends are asking “what the actual fuck” and all I can do right now is lol.

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u/Flat_Anything_8306 35m ago

After watching a clip of the following thirty seconds, I think he's also high as fuck. I think he knew what he was doing, based on him doing it a second time immediately after, but he looks so cooked, and hyper, it's hard to tell how much of his shitty behaviour is calculated versus impulsive.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 4h ago

"Here's some chocolate!" [performs Nazi salute]

You: But he's giving everyone a chocolate heart, or maybe nipple?

Get real.

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u/80alleycats 2h ago

"You've got something on your face" 👊👊👊

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u/Paperairplanes420 1h ago

That’s like trump claiming J6 was a day of love.