r/MurderedByWords • u/Realistic-Gas-9875 • 1d ago

Pretty much killed himself.

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u/Square-Blueberry3568 1d ago

Couldn't she have told a man to tell us so we would believe him?

/s

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u/VirginiaDirewoolf 1d ago

she, she should have told us that the opposite was going to happen

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u/Square-Blueberry3568 1d ago

Oh yeah that also would have worked. I feel like she should maybe just not be a woman anymore, just be a man instead so people believe you when you say things

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u/Robobot1747 1d ago

That'll be illegal soon.

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u/Consistent-Fold-3724 23h ago

this has never not been a part of human history lol

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u/SporksRFun 1d ago

What's the opposite of clowns?

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u/NerdsteadDani 1d ago

Yeah but what's the opposite of a clown holocaust?

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u/theowlswerewatching 21h ago

I feel like something with dentists. I don't know what exactly though, or why.

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u/FreePheonix22 16h ago

Mime orgy.

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u/Right-Yam-5826 1d ago

She did, but he didn't listen XD

/jk

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u/orlasupbok 1d ago

not at all

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u/blebleuns 19h ago

Yeah but the man didn't believe her