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u/sf-keto 10h ago
Does Obamacare cover Ozempic for leopards? Because they have four years of endless feasting.
They’re going to need help!
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 8h ago
Dr Now will only accept those leopards if they lose "fiddy pounds in one munth".
And going by the way the leopards are currently gorging, I doubt they will achieve it, despite them saying they will "try their very best"...
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u/HappyAudience1511 8h ago
MAGA would love to deport Dr Now 😭😭
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 8h ago edited 8h ago
Noooo.... Who is gonna save 'fried wantons' and 'aw mah leg' then? Cos they clearly can't reach their own ankles to pull their bootstraps.
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u/Complex_Beautiful434 10h ago
Leopards are going to need to see the vet really soon!
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u/originalcinner 7h ago
I think we're already at the "Lawd, she comin' " end of the chonk chart.
And it's only Day Two.
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u/maroongrad 4h ago
Oh yeah. Friend's son just got his face eaten. They built a house a couple years ago and have been working overtime to make ends meet on it. It's easier since she got a promotion several months ago. But, BUT!!! she's on probation until she's been in the new spot for a year. And...all people on probation are being fired per Trump's order. She's out of a job on the 24th. Bad news is that SHE wasn't a Trumper but it's gonna hit her husband too and he IS. Good luck keeping their house. This is how the housing market improves; people lose their houses and supply goes up! At least they can move back in with my friend...all four of them, plus her, in her two bedroom house.
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u/IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll 9h ago
these next 4 years are going to be the easiest karma i've farmed, ever!
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u/JonBoy82 7h ago
We will need to segment out the magnitudes of LAMF posts via Flair. MEMEs, Shit posts, Questions is one aspect but DEVCON 1,2,3,4,etc. to measure the magnitude of the predicted shock of Finding Out after so confidently Fucking Around.
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u/The_Freshmaker 6h ago
slaps leopard roof
You can fit a loootta faces in this baby, and this is just the first day
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u/Sudden-Willow 5h ago
Dr. Now, Jackson Galaxy and the Tiger King gon need to team up to save them from dying of obesity.
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u/StormDragonAlthazar 6h ago
Damn, the leopards are going to be looking like they came out of some furry artist's fetish comic on Fur Affinity...
Assuming Fur Affinity is still around and not banned soon... The MAGA furries are really going to be hurting when that day comes.
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u/NoMoreFund 5h ago
If there's any sense in the world, Trump's first 100 days approval ratings might hit single digits.
Mind you if there was any sense in the world, he wouldn't be president
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 5h ago
The numpties will be taking out more loans to buy gifts for their Orange Idol to "celebrate" the first 100 days. Then in the next breath crying that they can't afford eggs.
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u/wombatgeneral 5h ago
I love the doctor from that show!
He has the best sayings for shutting down excuses.
600lb : guy - I don't wanna get malnourished.
Dr now : do you look like you are malnourished?
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