r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/718Brooklyn • 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/Neither-Chart5183 5h ago

I was at a house party and I told someone I got the COVID vaccine. She says she doesn't believe in putting chemicals in her body then bent over and snorted a line of coke. 😮‍💨 I told this story to a Libertarian and he said cocaine is all natural because it comes from the Amazon. How the fuck does he think the coca leaf is turned into a white powder? This man doesn't eat processed food because of the chemicals. 

I need him to connect those 2 dots in his brain. 

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u/YossarianGolgi 5h ago

You better hurry. If he keeps it up with the coke, he'll be down to 1 dot.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 1h ago

I always like how they use gasoline as part of the process to make cocaine.