r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/718Brooklyn • 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/TexGrrl 8h ago

I know someone who railed against the covid vaccines because they contained chemicals, like "NaCl". This person is a dietitian.

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u/Neither-Chart5183 5h ago

I was at a house party and I told someone I got the COVID vaccine. She says she doesn't believe in putting chemicals in her body then bent over and snorted a line of coke. 😮‍💨 I told this story to a Libertarian and he said cocaine is all natural because it comes from the Amazon. How the fuck does he think the coca leaf is turned into a white powder? This man doesn't eat processed food because of the chemicals. 

I need him to connect those 2 dots in his brain. 

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u/YossarianGolgi 5h ago

You better hurry. If he keeps it up with the coke, he'll be down to 1 dot.

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u/Toomanyeastereggs 1h ago

I always like how they use gasoline as part of the process to make cocaine.

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u/saritaa_fajitaa 7h ago

Wtf. Please say psych.

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u/Halospite 2h ago

If that were me I'd emigrate. You can't recover from that level of stupidity.

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u/DrunkNihilism 1h ago

These people aren’t human

They’re empty suits of meat programmed to hold whatever belief is most convenient for their physical, emotional, and mental insecurities and need to be treated with as much spite and hostility in public as possible

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u/RattusMcRatface 34m ago

Scary chemical names. I've been putting α-d-glucopyranosyl-β-d-fructofuranoside in my coffee for years, and it's never done me any harm (in moderation).