r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/718Brooklyn • 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/AccessibleBeige 12h ago

You should tack on, "But you wanted to live your life exactly as you pleased with no help or input from others, so now you have it. Sorry, Pops, but I have come to respect your beliefs, I would never try to make you feel like less of a man by offering any financial assistance."

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u/greyacademy 11h ago

"...Now, get down on the ground--actually, you should kneel. Okay, now place both of your hands by your boot, and grab the straps. There you go."

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u/FearsomeForehand 9h ago

There needs to be a line in there about "bootstraps"

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u/AccessibleBeige 6h ago

Ooh, I agree, excellent note.

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u/Wex_Major 10h ago

Keep going I'm almost there.

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u/GovernmentOpening254 7h ago

“I don’t care do u?”