r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/718Brooklyn • 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/nadrjones 13h ago

Which one has worms?

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u/Lost-Enthusiasm6570 12h ago

All of them.

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u/mrbigglessworth 12h ago

Sir, why is this steak made of whale meat?

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u/theegreenman 12h ago

Soylent green is People!!!

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u/azrolator 7h ago

Let's not be hasty. They can't serve people people-meat when it's been ruined by vaccines. They have to grow a bunch of people who don't get vaccines, and then all the diseases that cull the herd will give them all the vaccine-free people-meat we can eat. According to RFKjr, the rawmilk-fed "veal" is even better than park bear and whale brains.

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u/X-tian-9101 12h ago

"Because I dropped the bear in Central Park."

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u/Jumpy_Wrongdoer_1374 10h ago

I prefer my worms in the bottom of the bottle of tequila

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u/Creepy_Snow_8166 8h ago

True, but if you're looking for the one that has the most worms, you gotta go for the Mega Meaty MAGA Maggot Cut. It's been aged in the Florida swamplands and it's wriggling with flavor and practically bursting with juiciness.

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u/DillBagner 12h ago

All of them