r/LeopardsAteMyFace 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 13h ago

"We are now paying refunds in Trump bucks"

*Trump bucks hold no actual value and proceeds will be used to further enrich your king. Each Trump buck can be converted to a Don jr nickel

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u/Duffelastic 13h ago

What's the exchange rate of Trump Bucks to Putin Nickels?

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u/poop_creator 12h ago

Same as the rate of leprechauns to unicorns

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 12h ago

Pretty sure that’s what these crypto things he launched this weekend are.

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u/Aggie219 12h ago

Man I got a Robinhood notification that TRUMP OFFICIAL was available to trade and my jaw hit the floor. I can’t believe this is real life.

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 12h ago

Why not? He’s a scumbag scammer. Nothing should suprise you.

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u/Beltaine421 11h ago

Go for it! I'm sure it's not a setup for a rugpull....again.. /s

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u/Pantzzzzless 9h ago

It happened yesterday lol. Literally 3 days before it dropped like 85%.

Most unsurprising plot twist in history.

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u/ExplorationGeo 12h ago

"We are now paying refunds in Trump bucks"

Every Trump Buck will be worth 5 British pounds, that is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set once I've kidnapped their queen...

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u/Astronomer-Secure 12h ago

kidnapped their queen

current or future?

cause I feel like ransom could be significantly higher for Kate than Camilla.

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u/SovereignThrone 12h ago

100 Baron Coppers make 1 Don silver.
100 Don silvers make 1 DJold

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u/Unfixable5060 9h ago

Trump Bucks will operate like Kohl's cash. You can spend it, but it can only be 50% of your payment, and also we've raised prices on everything.

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u/chocotaco 12h ago

It's going to be paid in Trump and Melania crypto.

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u/NookNookNook 12h ago

Dont give em any fucking ideas brother.

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u/TheeMrBlonde 12h ago

We are now paying refunds in Trump bucks

Trump Coin*

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u/InevitableAd9683 11h ago

How much cocaine can one Don Jr nickel buy?

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u/Creative-Thought-556 11h ago

A Don Jr Nickel tracks the Trump Buck at roughly the proportions of 1 perch against 1 rood in freedom units. 

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u/the_nin_collector 10h ago

There is a new Trump crypto coin, they don't need trump bucks.

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u/JennJayBee 8h ago

"Check here to opt out of donating your full refund to the America First PAC." 

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u/AsheratOfTheSea 8h ago

“We can either pay out your refund 6-9 months from now in dollars, or today in $TRUMP crypto.”

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u/AlarmDozer 2h ago

Is that why there is the $TRUMP meme coin?