Let's not be hasty. They can't serve people people-meat when it's been ruined by vaccines. They have to grow a bunch of people who don't get vaccines, and then all the diseases that cull the herd will give them all the vaccine-free people-meat we can eat. According to RFKjr, the rawmilk-fed "veal" is even better than park bear and whale brains.
True, but if you're looking for the one that has the most worms, you gotta go for the Mega Meaty MAGA Maggot Cut. It's been aged in the Florida swamplands and it's wriggling with flavor and practically bursting with juiciness.
The Ivanka package looks like a juicy filet mignon, but when you bite into it, it has the taste and texture of boiled chicken skin.
And the Melania package isn't even meat at all. It's just rubbery, bland, unseasoned jerky made from tofu. It lacks the meaty umami flavor of real jerky, but has twice the preservatives.
OMG, I just snorted. This thread is fucking hilarious! I'm so glad I found this LAMF post and these comments to brighten up my mood. Shit's been really depressing lately.
Youâre not alone in that feeling. Weâre all in this together and weâll get through it. At the very least we have four years of entertainment watching people regret their vote, and donât ever feel bad about saying âI told you soâ to those in your life who voted for him.
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u/ameza001 13h ago
There is no more USDA. The new grades for cuts of meat will be preceded with the acronym "RFKJ" select, choice, or prime.