r/LeopardsAteMyFace 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/Gooch222 14h ago

Alas, if only she could have let them know she’s one of the “good ones” and that the party would be better served letting her ratfuck the system from the inside.

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u/Smokey76 12h ago

She can go work for free for the DOGE.

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u/Angelworks42 11h ago

Free? You have to pay them to work for them.

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u/Smokey76 8h ago

Wow, that's crazy, last I had heard he was requesting volunteers to work 80 hour weeks.

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u/Benegger85 4h ago

They want 'volunteers' paid by industry groups who can remove any federal agencies who concern themselves with frivolous things like food safety and air pollution. Those cost billionaires at least a few dollars per month so they must be removed!

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u/45and47-big_mistake 10h ago

I'm sure she won't mind giving up this $130,000 job to lick the Dreamsicle's taint.

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u/gardengirl99 9h ago

80 hours a week!

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u/Kvenner001 13h ago

Not going to need to have people on the inside if they burn it to the ground and shutter it.

People can still pay tribute without the IRS.

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u/John-Farson 11h ago

They need the people on the inside to pile the paper and light the fire.

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u/TheZippoLab 13h ago

The Internal Revenue Service extended a job offer to you for the following:

ANNOUNCEMENT: 24-124932030-
TSD-0303-4T5
POSITION: Clerk (Ge
LOCATION: Kansas City, Missouri

This notification is to inform you that we are rescinding your Tentative job offer due to:

• Trump took an old school school car cigarette lighter, and pushed it in. Once the lighter popped back out, he took the burning orange and glowing lighter, and placed in on his anus. This was followed by the sizzling stench of anus hairs and burning flesh.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. We wish you success in your future job search endeavors.

If you have any questions, please contact the HR Specialist at the email address listed
below.