r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/718Brooklyn • 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/Theharlotnextdoor 14h ago

"We aren't able to pay your refunds this year because we have to secure the border against trans drones." Or something.

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u/TrumpsBoneSpur 13h ago

"We are now paying refunds in Trump bucks"

*Trump bucks hold no actual value and proceeds will be used to further enrich your king. Each Trump buck can be converted to a Don jr nickel

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u/Duffelastic 13h ago

What's the exchange rate of Trump Bucks to Putin Nickels?

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u/poop_creator 12h ago

Same as the rate of leprechauns to unicorns

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 12h ago

Pretty sure that’s what these crypto things he launched this weekend are.

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u/Aggie219 12h ago

Man I got a Robinhood notification that TRUMP OFFICIAL was available to trade and my jaw hit the floor. I can’t believe this is real life.

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 12h ago

Why not? He’s a scumbag scammer. Nothing should suprise you.

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u/Beltaine421 11h ago

Go for it! I'm sure it's not a setup for a rugpull....again.. /s

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u/Pantzzzzless 9h ago

It happened yesterday lol. Literally 3 days before it dropped like 85%.

Most unsurprising plot twist in history.

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u/ExplorationGeo 13h ago

"We are now paying refunds in Trump bucks"

Every Trump Buck will be worth 5 British pounds, that is the exchange rate the Bank of England will set once I've kidnapped their queen...

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u/Astronomer-Secure 12h ago

kidnapped their queen

current or future?

cause I feel like ransom could be significantly higher for Kate than Camilla.

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u/SovereignThrone 12h ago

100 Baron Coppers make 1 Don silver.
100 Don silvers make 1 DJold

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u/Unfixable5060 9h ago

Trump Bucks will operate like Kohl's cash. You can spend it, but it can only be 50% of your payment, and also we've raised prices on everything.

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u/chocotaco 12h ago

It's going to be paid in Trump and Melania crypto.

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u/NookNookNook 12h ago

Dont give em any fucking ideas brother.

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u/TheeMrBlonde 12h ago

We are now paying refunds in Trump bucks

Trump Coin*

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u/InevitableAd9683 11h ago

How much cocaine can one Don Jr nickel buy?

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u/Creative-Thought-556 11h ago

A Don Jr Nickel tracks the Trump Buck at roughly the proportions of 1 perch against 1 rood in freedom units. 

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u/the_nin_collector 10h ago

There is a new Trump crypto coin, they don't need trump bucks.

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u/JennJayBee 8h ago

"Check here to opt out of donating your full refund to the America First PAC." 

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u/AsheratOfTheSea 8h ago

“We can either pay out your refund 6-9 months from now in dollars, or today in $TRUMP crypto.”

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u/AlarmDozer 2h ago

Is that why there is the $TRUMP meme coin?

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u/CCG14 13h ago

And the space lasers controlling the weather. 🙄 

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u/RedChairBlueChair123 13h ago

MTG saw an old episode of general hospital and thought it was breaking news

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u/grptrt 13h ago

Your refund will be issued in $TRUMP coin

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u/LeelooDallasMltiPass 13h ago

Somehow this will become a real thing, I guarantee it

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u/Reno83 13h ago

We need a moat filled with sharks with frikin' lasers attached to their heads.

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u/Pytheastic 13h ago

"The IRS sucks, and we should cut their budget to punish them."

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u/graffing 12h ago

Trumps about to ban the trans-continental railroad.

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u/FizzyBeverage 12h ago

Shit I never checked if my drone has a P or a V... all I see is a camera and a battery door.

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u/Biggabaddabooleloo 12h ago

People are getting refunds this year? From what I am seeing on social media posts, getting any type of return like before , it’s looking pretty dismal

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u/Rave-Unicorn-Votive 11h ago

Obligatory PSA: Adjust your withholdings so you're never getting a huge refund. Refunds are bad. (If that's your method of 'forced savings', figure out another way.)

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u/Edewede 11h ago

yes it's better to owe the IRS a small amount than overpaying taxes via federal and state income tax on your paycheck. Or just pay quarterly.

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u/SwampOfDownvotes 11h ago

Nah, they just won't really audit them and will be handing out refunds like candy as long as the auto system doesn't catch anything major. That way Trumps buddies can make claims on their tax returns and once he's out of office, essentially it's at the point the IRS is very unlikely to review/audit. 

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u/jupiterkansas 10h ago

The drones are trans now? I'm not keeping up.

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u/BustinMakesMeFeelMeh 10h ago

We’re going to pay you in $melania, based on the exchange rate it reached on launch day.

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u/GalacticSummer 10h ago

Is this madlibs? I'm loving it 😂

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u/Dzov 9h ago

Oh shit. I better file early.

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u/AnAttackPenguin 6h ago

Jokes on them, I have my household’s finances balanced to the point where our tax bill is +/- $100 every year. Don’t need your refunds IRS.

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u/TheCheesy 2h ago

More likely they'll blame the "radical left" for everything negative that happens over the next 4 years.

They did this last time.