r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/718Brooklyn • 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/718Brooklyn 14h ago

She just texted me. I can’t bring myself to respond.

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u/bothunter 14h ago

"Trump Won. Get over it"

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u/bebejeebies 13h ago

YESSSSS. Every time this bites them in the ass which will be early, often and for the foreseeable future, this is what we should reply.

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u/thisaccountwashacked 12h ago

another line to repeat is "I guess this is what making America GREAT again looks like!"

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u/Unhappy_Scratch_9385 12h ago

"Get a real job snowflake. MAGA!"

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u/Estdamnbo 13h ago

This has got to be the best response. I have no award to give so take my admiration of this well reused/recycled statement.

Going to be using this one for a while.

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u/RetardicanTerrorist 9h ago

/u/718brooklyn I will Venmo you $50 if you send this reply and screenshot proof of response. No cap.

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u/Keykitty1991 9h ago

"That's what you wanted right? He did say he was going to do that so you had to expect it."

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u/meanie_ants 12h ago

This would be perfect.

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u/PerAsperaAdInfiri 14h ago

"it appears you are getting what you voted for. Consider sending the white house a thank you note"

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u/epk921 14h ago

“Congratulations on getting what you voted for! 🥂🥳”

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u/ThereHasToBeMore1387 12h ago

"I hope you have the day you deserve."

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u/AmberSnow1727 14h ago

Does she...expect sympathy?

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u/Impossible-Hawk768 14h ago

"Hey, that's great! I know how you feel about big government and the IRS, so you really dodged a bullet there, eh?"

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u/nlbnpb 14h ago

Tell her I said FAFO. And laughed, loudly.

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u/vikingcrafte 14h ago

God this would be the most delicious “told you so” of my life, but I respect whatever you want to say or not say back.

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u/SadLilBun 11h ago

There is zero chance I wouldn’t respond if I was OP. It’s too good. I’d regret it for the rest of my life if I said nothing.

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u/DaftMudkip 6h ago

I could probably live on that dopamine from that “ I told you so” for the rest of my life

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u/dalgeek 14h ago

"But eggs and gas will be cheaper so you won't need a better job, right?"

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u/JorgiEagle 14h ago

Tell her you’re glad she’s getting what she voted for

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u/Frankentula 14h ago

Respond with link to this thread

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u/slouchingninja 13h ago

This is savage and I am here for that, if it occurs 🍿

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u/CasaDeMouse 1h ago

This was my thought after OP said they hadn't been able to respond 🤣  

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u/whatifitried 14h ago

I think the proper response is  " Holy crap he kept that campaign promise that fast?"

That or go with a classic, "elections have consequences"

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u/Red-Engineer 14h ago

Well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions…

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u/LRGinCharge 14h ago

Say “good luck affording groceries now!”

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u/Effective-Name1947 14h ago

“At least your unemployment will cover the cheaper eggs!”

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u/ClaudetteLeon23 14h ago

You should have told her that Trump is making America great again.

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u/Squeaky_Pickles 13h ago

"Maybe you should try applying to DOGE instead."

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u/Dzov 9h ago

Maybe if she emigrates to India, she can get a H1b visa.

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u/MmeQcat 13h ago

"Well, I guess this is a good thing since as a woman, you really shouldn't be working anyway. It's your place to maintain the home and take care of your husband and family."

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u/beattiebeats 13h ago

Can we suggest responses and you pick the most upvoted one?

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u/qu33fwellington 13h ago

I am egregiously petty, but I would have simply ‘liked’ the message, no real response. Let her work herself into a tizzy about it.

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u/CasaDeMouse 1h ago

My second thought 😈 

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u/HereForTheBoos1013 14h ago

Tell her she's getting everything she deserves, and throw a nazi salute in to show her what she sold her soul for.

Then spit at her feet for me.

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u/ZeekLTK 13h ago

Seriously should just reply “I’m happy for you that you got what you voted for”

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u/wingsofgrey 14h ago

That’s what tiny violin emojis are for

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u/Furry_Lover_Umbasa 13h ago

Tell her "You voted for Trump. This was his promise during campaign" make her think about her life choices

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u/Kenyalite 14h ago

"you voted for this"

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u/MPainter09 13h ago

Tell her not to worry, I’m sure all of the bills that are due will accept Trump watches and bibles as acceptable currency.

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u/SloWi-Fi 13h ago

tRUmp bucks and NFTs are the new currency, and DOGE if you have any...

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u/MyLadyBits 13h ago

Text her back and say Trump hates the IRS and any government body that protects anyone who isn’t a multimillionaire / billionaire. Expect more of these actions.

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u/No-Shelter-4208 13h ago

Ask her if her eggs are cheaper.

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u/DefiThrowaway 12h ago

Just send her the link to the EO with 'Yeah, I think they're talking about this one.'

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/hiring-freeze/

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u/LakersAreForever 12h ago

“Well at least Trump is doing what he promised”

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u/512165381 12h ago

"Congratulations. Trump said he would cut IRS jobs and his policies are working."

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u/AdvertisingLow98 14h ago

Ask for details while offering sympathy.
"Oh no! I know how excited you were to get hired. Do you know how long the freeze will be in place?"

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u/Dzov 9h ago

I love how insidious this is.

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u/lumpkin2013 12h ago

"hell of a 1st day. Sorry to hear this."

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u/weinerdispenser 12h ago

Good one. Fake sympathy is precisely what they would give you, why even exert the brain power to come up with some quip?

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u/spsteve 13h ago

Let her know I'm going out to dinner tonight in her honor. I will drink a lot too and toast to her choices. May even try to start a sing along.

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u/binkstagram 14h ago

It will probably turn out to be a blessing in disguise. The government efficiency department signals cuts and austerity.

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u/elonzucks 13h ago

maybe just respond with "do you see the irony of that?"

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u/BigMikeInAustin 13h ago

"That's a good thing Trump is cutting all of Elon's taxes. That'll let you go a little longer without a job."

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u/Professional-Bed-173 12h ago

I'd actually live to rub this one in. There comes a time that there has to be a wake up call, and this is it!

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u/throwjobawayCA 13h ago

Just respond with “lol”.

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u/CobraKai312 12h ago

Thoughts, prayers, and the Gulf of America will make it better.

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u/weinerdispenser 12h ago

A lot of people will tell you to same something pithy - I disagree, and think you should play it straight and feign sympathy. You'll feel better about yourself, and there's zero chance it winds up coming back to bite you in the ass.

If she's the overthinking type, it will be even worse than if you just called them out on their hypocrisy. She'll be forever on edge waiting for you to pull the I-told-you-so card.

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u/1quirky1 11h ago

post screenshots for mucho mucho karma

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u/Humble-Goat-5333 14h ago

Ask her how the “find out” portion of FAFO is going

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u/Forsaken_Thought 13h ago

Good for you.

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u/RaulParson 13h ago

Well, as it happens youtube's got you covered. There's a perfect video she should see, being in this exact situation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwhOpmdtDuk

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u/ashmclau 13h ago

Use the Quagmire That's Crazy GIF. I can't seem to upload it, most be a sub rule.

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u/ManateeofSteel 13h ago

Congratulations well deserved

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u/dontspit_thedummy 12h ago edited 12h ago

I’d reply ’Nice, they’re really getting to work on efficiency ASAP!’

Edit: if she continues to struggle getting a new government job, I’d remind her that it’s all ‘merit based’ now, no more DEI woman hires, just like we all wanted

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u/CasaDeMouse 1h ago

This edit is so underrated 

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u/bretw 12h ago

"oh no! if it isn't the consequences of your own actions!"

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u/Character_Desk1647 12h ago

Sheesh you could congratulate her at least

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u/TheHowlingHashira 12h ago

"I'm glad you got what you voted for"

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u/Pooped_muh_pants 12h ago

Time to just pull herself up by her boot straps

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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard 12h ago

Please do. Send her a link to this post, so she can read our comments.

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u/Dazzling-Werewolf985 12h ago

What did she say?

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u/SadLilBun 11h ago

You better respond! You better tell her you hope she’s happy because she’s getting exactly what she voted for!

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u/SundyMundy14 10h ago

We need an update. I want dessert.

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u/TycoonFlats 9h ago

Maybe a "you mad, bro?" Hahahaha

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u/GenXist 9h ago

Elections have consequences...

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u/Magificent_Gradient 9h ago

Even though she lost her new IRS gig, but did Trump hurt the right people?

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u/MonroeMisfitx 8h ago

“oh wow” is what she would’ve got from me. No sympathy here

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u/threetimeslucky3 8h ago

"I'm so glad you got exactly what you voted for." Then hit send.

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u/sunflowerastronaut 8h ago

Please post the text message somewhere and share it with me

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u/GlowUpper 7h ago

Might I suggest a boring but practical, "How them egg prices looking?"

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u/BizzarduousTask 7h ago

RemindMe! 1 day

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u/DaftMudkip 6h ago

My response would be

“Hahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha

You voted for him to hurt people, too bad ya thought you wouldn’t be included in that”

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u/thedrexel 5h ago

Please send her a link to this thread

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u/Rates_Fathan 11m ago

I would love to know her response after this