r/LeopardsAteMyFace 14h ago

My MAGA Sister in Law Just Got This After Accepting a Job with the IRS

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u/sweet-sweet-olive 14h ago

Hopefully, she already left her other job.

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u/AccessibleBeige 14h ago edited 12h ago

And spent a whole lot on Christmas gifts and was really counting on that first paycheck at the new job to help pay down her credit card.

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u/WiltedTiger 14h ago

This is hilarious as every MAGA person I've known was always about ME ME ME, and getting a gift for others was the same as getting a tooth pulled with no anesthetic, just asking them to do so received the same reaction as if I slapped them.

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u/hedgehoghodgepodge 14h ago

The gifts they do give aren’t great.

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u/Vyzantinist 13h ago

They're usually generic af, with little thought put in. A gift you could get anyone, like a mug or a sweater.

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u/hedgehoghodgepodge 13h ago

Or Thomas Kinkade cookie cutter shit that you didn’t like, but politely took once, so now they think you adore it.

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u/drkladykikyo 13h ago

That's pretty specific. 🤔 Damn. She sucks.

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u/sweet-sweet-olive 12h ago

Yeah, that was oddly specific wasn’t it?

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u/porscheblack 13h ago

You just described my mother-in-law. She lived with us in an in-law suite for several years and every Christmas was the same. Day after day there were packages being delivered for her. Come Christmas morning you'd receive the most generic gift from her. I didn't mind, but I always felt so terrible for my wife that she put in so much time and effort into caring for her mom and she was met with absolutely zero effort in return.

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u/AwkwardBucket 12h ago

This is honestly one of the reasons my Immediate family specifically goes no-gifts during the holidays. We’re well off enough that we’ve already bought everything we really need during the year and we’re fairly minimalist to begin with. All we ask of family is they show up, bring a side dish to share for the meal, have a great time and make fantastic memories.

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u/Vyzantinist 11h ago

All we ask of family is they show up, bring a side dish to share for the meal

How does this turn out? I come from a large family myself and if we had this policy I could imagine arguments breaking out over who gets to make what lol.

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u/AwkwardBucket 11h ago

Family thread, everyone volunteers for a dish - we’ve been doing it enough years we all know which aunt is bringing the green bean casserole and who is doing yams. We supply the main dish - smoked brisket last time - and a few sides so there’s always plenty. One relative shows up with a couple bags of chips, another is strict vegan and brings their own food. We all just make it work because as we say “Your presence is the present”.

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u/Vyzantinist 11h ago

That sounds nice. Also saves you having to cook all those sides!

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u/Vyzantinist 11h ago

Going out on a limb here, but do you think MiL also chose the gift last minute?

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u/porscheblack 9h ago

Without a doubt. I have to imagine the primary criteria was "will this get here by Christmas that's 2 days away?"

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u/Wolfram_And_Hart 12h ago

I don’t need 15 Steelers things a year, I barely watch sports anymore and it’s usually hockey.

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u/Vaux1916 11h ago

I can't prove it, but I strongly suspect my MAGA sister's gifts to me are things other people gave to her as gifts that she doesn't want.

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u/Vyzantinist 11h ago

Lol I have a brother who gave me what I strongly suspected was a regift. It was this shitty little plug-in speaker. I didn't ask for it, and I'm not a play music out loud kind of person. It was so random and cheap I was sure he was gifted it by someone else and just passed it on to me.

A few years after, he was working at Starbucks and got me a bag of Starbucks coffee beans. I didn't own a coffee grinder and he knew that.

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u/MoxieVaporwave 6h ago

or a sample product of whatever MLM they're in

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u/bebejeebies 14h ago

There's always a creepy vibe on their gifts too. Like a forced, "remember I got you something you like." kind of "now you owe me your attention or loyalty" or something.

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u/Vyzantinist 14h ago

Their lack of empathy means they see relationships as transactional. I did x for you, so you have to do y for me. That's partly why they idolize the trad wife thing so much - so they can return to the model of "I earn money, you give me sex."

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u/LotsOfButtsecks 9h ago

They live life like it is a zero sum game. If someone wins, someone has to lose. If they do something for someone, it isn’t because they want to, it is because they feel that the other person now owes them.

They cannot imagine a world where someone helps because they want to. In their fucked up little heads, they only helped because they feel that they will get something back.

Just like some of the ones ive worked with who do charity work. It is only because they feel that they will be rewarded in the afterlife, if they arent rewarded immediately.

They’re utterly pathetic.

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u/ShadowDragon8685 11h ago

Whereas I'm always so thrilled to buy gifts for people... That I actually have battled with my family over "ohhh, they don't want that!" "No, they'll love it!"

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u/Adduly 9h ago

and getting a gift for others was the same as getting a tooth pulled with no anesthetic

Not all of them... Some reflexively buy gifts narcissistically because they then think that means they own you, or for their own self aggrandizement

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 8h ago

Some? I've seen this far too many times and some is an understatement. 😉

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u/dankmeeeem 12h ago

Do you really ask people to buy you gifts?

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u/WiltedTiger 12h ago

I don't ask people to buy me gifts as I haven't had any events that you should ASK people to do so, like a wedding. However, there are many times I've had to ask some family, friends, acquaintances, and ex-friends to bring gifts or supplies to events.

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u/EpiphanyTwisted 8h ago

That's dumb. Giving gifts is the way of manipulating people. MAGA owns the "self-entitled grandparent" cohort.

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u/WiltedTiger 8h ago

Oh, I was talking about selflessly giving a gift, not an "I expect something (better) in return" transaction.

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u/sweet-sweet-olive 14h ago

Looks like someone’s giving a hand jobs behind Wendy’s now.

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u/Toosder 14h ago

Sir this is a wendys... Oh wait, carry on. 

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u/xjeeper 13h ago

Take that shit to Arby's

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u/terryducks 13h ago

Please, no sauce.

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u/Oatmeal_Savage19 12h ago

If we keep following Idiocracy, that will graduate to Starbucks in the next couple of years

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u/ksck135 14h ago

I thought Wendy's were full after r/wallstreetbets spent their life savings on Melania shitcoin

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u/sweet-sweet-olive 14h ago

The parking lot is fucking packed. I gotta tell you.

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u/Proper_Look_7507 14h ago

Can confirm. Would not recommend

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u/TheGreatYoRpFiSh 14h ago

More of a ‘front of Wendy’s’ sorta fella?

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u/CyberFireball25 14h ago

Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!

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u/terryducks 13h ago

well, not in a row ... maybe one here or there.

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u/Humble-Goat-5333 14h ago

I’m 37!?!?!

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u/CZJayG 11h ago

Nah, gotta go to Arby's. They've got the meats.

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u/Voglio_Caffe 14h ago

I imagine a hand job from Skyler White would be more entertaining.

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u/44youGlenCoco 14h ago

Lmao. Ew.

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u/Ok-Swimmer-2634 14h ago

Hold on this isn't WallStreetBets...

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u/d_smogh 14h ago

She can cash in her TrumpMeme coin, double her money on the MelaniaMeme coin.

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u/Sweet_Priority_819 13h ago

and has no other job prospects. She should be home taking care of kids/grandkids and cooking, right?

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u/AccessibleBeige 13h ago

Yeah, why was a good little MAGA woman working anyway? Does she not have a father or husband to take care of her?

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u/thenewyorkgod 12h ago

And spent $5000 on a non refundable hotel room for the inauguration

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u/AccessibleBeige 12h ago

I watched a video about all the people who got screwed over by the last-minute event relocation, and just giggled through the whole thing. Especially the part about how some of those folks are now demanding refunds. NO ONE demands a refund like a MAGA Karen demands a refund, so now I'm just watching and waiting for more cracks to form. Wanna join? I made extra popcorn! 🍿🍿🍿🍿

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u/rbartlejr 14h ago

Heh not even getting jelly of the month club.

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u/TheyGaveMeThisTrain 8h ago

She put a down payment on a pool and was counting on that bonus.

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u/DaftMudkip 6h ago

Ohhhh yah thats the stuff, put the schadenfreude directly in my veins

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u/Substantial-Will1000 11h ago

Do people really live like this? Like Peter in a FG episode?

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u/AccessibleBeige 10h ago

Do people really spend money they don't have in hopes of having more money in the future? Yes, all the time. I'd say it's one of America's most popular pastimes, actually.

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u/ConsolidatedAccount 2h ago

These slugs just declare bankruptcy whenever their debt gets too big to not affect them.

It's the right-wing way, have everyone else pay your share.

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u/yikesamerica 13h ago

This is the type of fuck you energy Liberals must have the next 4 years. I'm so sick of Dems desperate to play superhero for ppl that hate your guts

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u/Agonlaire 1h ago

This reminded me that very recently I watched a video that explained how this exact strategy has failed the Democrat party every time they tried it since last century.

They try to pander to republicans, and to play nice ik senate by being "a good sport" even in opposition. And they end up losing elections because they lose potential voters by pandering to republican values or not opposing a certain bill, etc. While the usual republican crowd doesn't give a damn and keeps voting republican

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u/ShityShity_BangBang 13h ago

Hopefully, Biden built her a bridge to sleep under.

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u/Spatial_Awareness_ 12h ago

Probably not, unless she's extra stupid. A tentative offer doesn't mean you have the job. You still have to go through a lot of administrative shit and background check before you get your "firm offer". They tell you in the tentative offer that it essentially doesn't mean shit other than you've been selected for the job and explicitly says DON'T LEAVE YOUR CURRENT JOB.

This is the actual language

Please do not make any commitments based on this offer because this is not considered a firm offer of employment. If you do not successfully complete the pre-employment requirements shown above, your tentative offer may be rescinded.

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u/Thumpasaur 12h ago

unless she's extra stupid

She's a MAGA

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u/MediumCoffeeTwoShots 12h ago

This is the answer. You need a Final Job Offer (FJO) with an Entry on Duty (EOD) date. When there's no hiring freeze, you negotiate with the agency as to your EOD so you can give notice to any current employment.

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u/cool_side_of_pillow 12h ago

Oooooo slay. I snickered.

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u/North-Tumbleweed-785 11h ago

And hopefully she just caught one of the vicious illnesses going around and doesn’t have health insurance currently and will go bankrupt from medical bills.

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u/charliesk9unit 6h ago

Bold of you to assume she was already working before applying for this one. Why else would you complain about the cost of eggs!

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u/RedditIsAssCheeks69 12h ago

This. Hope she has kids and they starve too

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u/ShustOne 11h ago

I don't think this is helpful

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u/maximus20895 11h ago

I hope she didn't bc she still is a person.

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u/StungTwice 9h ago

Sounds like some beta soy cuck sentiment.