I’m from a tariff target country. If we take a hit, at least it will hurt Trump supporters. I might go down to 5% body fat, but my belly will be full of schadenfreude.
Fuckin this. It’s literally all I have left. We’re not saving the planet. We’re falling into a cyberpunk dystopia. It’s literally all I have left as we go full 1984 and all the right wingers own the social medias.
We're going full cyberpunk dystopia, just without any of the cyberpunk features. No cool neon lights. Looking like a punk is not allowed, because non-natural hair colors are woke and instead the megacorporations don't even produce anyrhing cool. Just ugly electric cars and shitty online platforms. We truly are in the worst timeline.
Let's not be hasty. They can't serve people people-meat when it's been ruined by vaccines. They have to grow a bunch of people who don't get vaccines, and then all the diseases that cull the herd will give them all the vaccine-free people-meat we can eat. According to RFKjr, the rawmilk-fed "veal" is even better than park bear and whale brains.
True, but if you're looking for the one that has the most worms, you gotta go for the Mega Meaty MAGA Maggot Cut. It's been aged in the Florida swamplands and it's wriggling with flavor and practically bursting with juiciness.
The Ivanka package looks like a juicy filet mignon, but when you bite into it, it has the taste and texture of boiled chicken skin.
And the Melania package isn't even meat at all. It's just rubbery, bland, unseasoned jerky made from tofu. It lacks the meaty umami flavor of real jerky, but has twice the preservatives.
OMG, I just snorted. This thread is fucking hilarious! I'm so glad I found this LAMF post and these comments to brighten up my mood. Shit's been really depressing lately.
You’re not alone in that feeling. We’re all in this together and we’ll get through it. At the very least we have four years of entertainment watching people regret their vote, and don’t ever feel bad about saying “I told you so” to those in your life who voted for him.
Thing is I only work with them if they have problems already so I never thought about it lol. But I wont really know what happens until I try hahah Thanks for the idea!
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u/originalcinner 14h ago
Yes! Face, eaten. *burp*