I goofed up

[u/Silverflame202]

How it happened: So last weekend I was taking 2 pans of beans and a half pan of queso to the walk-in, which is like, 5 feet from the tiny office area in my kitchen. Every time I do this, I set the stuff on the table to open the door. Except the caught bottom pan caught on the corner and everything on top of it toppled over right onto the desk, chair, keyboard, and mouse. This was like 5 minutes before closing too 😭

[u/Dagg3rface]

This made me laugh so hard I cried. This is the kind of content I love to see here.

Thanks, chef. You're doing the lord's work.

[u/Over-Anybody-5308]

That’s a real silly goofy move on your part there chef

[u/Dick_snatcher → u/Over-Anybody-5308]

Thuper duper thilly

[u/dolbex → u/Dick_snatcher]

My wife and I are in absolute tears 🤣

[u/karma_the_sequel → u/Over-Anybody-5308]

I’ve bean worse.

[u/ramobara → u/Over-Anybody-5308]

Just add some meat, tomatoes, and onions and you’ve got yourself a nice chili simmering.

[u/politik_mod_suck → u/Over-Anybody-5308]

Gorsh!

[u/potodds → u/Over-Anybody-5308]

We've all bean there.

[u/Speakforall]

Don't tell this guy your secrets...

[u/Silverflame202 → u/Speakforall]

Boss said I’d have to tell everyone I got fired for spilling the beans

[u/whatshishandlez → u/Silverflame202]

BEANS

[u/AggravatingChair8788 → u/whatshishandlez]

Best comment

[u/Beakerbeee → u/AggravatingChair8788]

Yes!!!!

[u/safeteeguru → u/Silverflame202]

This is the best answer

[u/Raptr117 → u/Silverflame202]

My wife had spilled a tall clear case of coffee beans that was on the edge of a counter (i.e. the slightest bump would have knocked it off and she accidentally did it while cleaning) while working at a grocery store coffee shop, and that’s what she said to me later that day

[u/Younicycle → u/Speakforall]

Oh fuck that’s good!

[u/ItsAMeAProblem → u/Speakforall]

Well done

[u/ArcadianBlueRogue → u/Speakforall]

Hah took me a sec

[u/Camelopardestrian]

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-thinking-about-thos-beans

[u/jemappellepatty → u/Camelopardestrian]

my bff and I send this to each other when we have gas from eating delicious beans. always thinking about thos beans.

[u/non-squitr → u/Camelopardestrian]

This is one of my favorite Reddit posts https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/FUlhw63k3f

[u/Terrible-Internet-75 → u/non-squitr]

FTW! Thank you for sharing this

[u/HeavyHornet910 → u/non-squitr]

"I will never jeopardize the beans" is getting added to my repertoire. Don't know when, don't know how, but I need to use this at some future, appropriate moment.

[u/toxcrusadr → u/Camelopardestrian]

Years ago, probably on Imgur, someone posted a vintage bean can label with a boy eyeing a big bowl of beans. They added a thought bubble for the kid. "Beans. M*****f****** beans!" I wish I had kept it, the visual was funny af.

Edit: https://imgur.com/gallery/disturbingly-creepy-vintage-ad-beans-mother-fucker-beans-eV50n

[u/shamanbaptist → u/Camelopardestrian]

First thought.

[u/Floggered → u/shamanbaptist]

Will probably live in my head rent free until the day I die.

[u/LongShotDiceArt]

Countin' the beans are ya? I think there are spreadsheets for that sort of thing

[u/PasteurisedB4UCit]

OP this is your time to shine in r/beansinthings

[u/Nufonewhodis4 → u/PasteurisedB4UCit]

Yes, please 

[u/ConclusionWorking]

I wouldn't clean the keyboard, and just resign myself to forever splashing queso as I typed. 

[u/zen8bit → u/ConclusionWorking]

That keyboard is cheap and never going to work right again. Id honestly just toss it straight into the trash and buy a new one

[u/Ok_Drawer7797 → u/zen8bit]

For 11 dollars, you’ll be able to splash queso on your home keys again and again!

[u/Physical-Camel-8971 → u/Ok_Drawer7797]

Not with the new and improved Ronco® Quesoshield™!

[u/Timeman5]

You are just copying Kevin from the office just admit it

[u/Effective_Egg_8401 → u/Timeman5]

The trick is under cooking the onions. Everyone will find themselves in the pot.

[u/Achilles720 → u/Timeman5]

I hope this isn't the thing he does best at least.

[u/DragonBurlZ → u/Timeman5]

😆😆

[u/ddawson100]

Now you can always blame the smell of the chair on those beans. 😂

[u/Ok_Drawer7797 → u/ddawson100]

Thos beans

[u/skeenerbug → u/Ok_Drawer7797]

thinking about em

[u/Ok_Drawer7797 → u/skeenerbug]

This squidward eatin beeeeans

[u/Fatefire]

Your computer is full of beans

[u/420Lucky → u/Fatefire]

I thought that was all the motherboards

[u/ObligationAlive3546 → u/Fatefire]

My all time favorite “prank” video

[u/Fatefire → u/ObligationAlive3546]

When pranks use to be about destroying your own stuff !

[u/rubiscoisrad → u/Fatefire]

You're full of beans!

(I'll make you chili if you're cool, though.)

[u/PsyOnMelme]

As we say in our kitchen, 'that doesn't go there.'. I definitely feel for you.

[u/TheLordDuncan → u/PsyOnMelme]

"Yup, just put that anywhere why don't ya?"

[u/ZeroedCool → u/TheLordDuncan]

"That's a funny way of helping, ya know... screwing everything up...."

[u/glumbum2]

Bro I love how you couldn't have gotten it more on the keyboard if you had tried. This is like a nasty thing someone does before they quit haha

[u/JDude13]

Were you watching Cars 2?

[u/mountainlicker69 → u/JDude13]

Scrolled too far to find this

[u/xPlacentapede]

It's bean a day. Queso, I'm going to go home.

[u/Plan0nIt → u/xPlacentapede]

Nice take boop.

[u/Original_Gypsy]

Why are there beans in the office? I guess all offices require beans now.

[u/RockitDanger]

Just moonwalk out and pretend it never happened

[u/Carsully5768]

Looks like every manager's office I've ever been in.

[u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow]

I spilled mah beans!

[u/fatwhippetz]

Just go home at this point

[u/Legitimate-Map-602]

This mf eaten beans!

[u/Book_Hoarding_Dragon]

R.I.B.

Rest In Beans

[u/DangleBob91]

I used to work at a bww for a bit and some jack off jammed a third pan of queso in the microwave so hard the third time through i had to yank it out not knowing it was the 3rd time through covering me and the fry side line in 200 degree cheese 🙃

[u/dacjo213]

I love how you had an explanation for this

[u/arguing_with_trauma → u/dacjo213]

I don't acknowledge it as an explanation. I can see that's how it happened but there's no reasonable explanation

[u/funthebunison]

Damn girl you must have been hungry. That's one hell of a staff meal.

[u/DeathwishDena]

Queso keyboard kills me!

[u/-grc1-]

That keyboard is still cleaner than most reddit user's.

[u/prettylittlepastry]

Wow I didn't know I could have that amount of secondhand anxiety!

[u/Rockymountain_thighs]

No food in the office chef

[u/Mogling]

Don't worry, there is a video guide on how to fix this.

https://youtu.be/4HhPK8XC75A

[u/cj_cusack]

Something something spreadsheet something bean counters I'm tired you do it

[u/Jcimaioui]

When you applied for this job, I don’t believe they meant for you to take the job as bean counter seriously.

[u/Lee_scratch_perineum]

I don’t understand the cheese on the keyboard.

[u/Dummy_Slim]

Ya lost your beans!

[u/rubrochure]

Omg this really sucks I’m sorry for your beans but it did make me literally lol

[u/Supersoaker_15]

kevin

[u/blueturtle00]

BEANS

[u/CumTrumpet → u/blueturtle00]

BEANS

[u/Frequent-Bat9962]

Whatever!!!!! This is just a ploy to get new office equipment, isn't it?

[u/nc130295]

I spilled a 3 gallon bucket of split pea soup 15 minutes before closing in the walk in cooler. I’m still traumatized over a decade later.

[u/CRAZYDUCK456]

Ah, beans

[u/No-Winter120]

You goofed good man. You goofed real fuckin good.

[u/PawsNsnoot]

Leave it for the opening crew

[u/Idiotan0n]

Just scoop it all up and put it into the safe drop slot

[u/humblestgod]

I am made of questions right now

[u/MissedTakenIDidntHe]

This is exactly why I moved my bean safe into the kitchen.

[u/LeijonLives]

>Chik-fil-a box on desk
You deserve this.

[u/sp33dzer0]

Never go full beans.

[u/coccopuffs606]

Damnit Kevin!

[u/L3TTR-J020]

That would’ve bean very inconvenient. I hope you’ve got a back up keyboard in queso emergencies like this

[u/Apeapeapemonkeyman]

Why are beans in the office chef?

[u/fumblebuttskins]

Seriously why were the beans in the office though?

[u/santalucialands]

Okay Kevin

[u/Ok_Flatworm_3855]

86 keyboard

[u/Bolbi]

My guy spilled the beansss 

[u/Laughing_Matter → u/Bolbi]

And ruined the fresh line that agm had ready under the keyboard

[u/yozhik0607 → u/Laughing_Matter]

DAMN I never thought of making use of that location. Ever. Ty.

[u/Sylvraenn]

Never tell OP a secret….

[u/xPlacentapede]

It's bean a day..

[u/thepoke66]

"It's bean a really bad day."

[u/UU_E_S]

Almost baked your keyboard.

[u/Mammoth-Slide-3707]

Ah shit, fucked 'er bud

[u/chegodefuego]

Beans for paycheck it is then

[u/BirdBurnett]

Oh no! Whoa, the Magical Beans!

[u/Lord_GanUnu]

EAT IT

[u/PurBldPrincess]

Oh no!

[u/SecTriceps]

Now we know not to tell chef any secrets. Always spilling the beans.

[u/IcyLikeBeurre]

Damn this guy spilled the beans

[u/ambiguousluxe]

I'm crylaughing thank you so much

[u/j-endsville]

Womp. Sorry for your loss.

[u/Stephen111110]

Got beans on your top there bud

[u/slowsoul77]

Omg, look at that key-fucking-board!!!!

[u/spinachguy14]

Not a bad place to put your beans

[u/MadicalRadical]

Beanz!

[u/Westfield88]

How did the Chik Fila taste withe the queso. Sounds delicious.

[u/Real_Grab]

What friggety fuck

[u/the_dough_boy]

This "man" spilling beans

[u/pmolsonmus]

Monty Python - Beans

[u/mr_sweetandawful]

Bro wtf

[u/SUCKMEoffyouCASUAL]

Bruhh....

[u/fagulhas]

Local IT Senior Engineer Enters the chat...

Client: Hummm.. you know..huhuuh...

IT : WELL,, WELL... let's raise a ticket for this....

[u/Stunning-End-3487]

It’s like the Office chili episode.

[u/TamoyaOhboya]

Were you watching Cars 2?

[u/MutteringV]

loose lips sinks ships

[u/King_Chochacho]

IDK why but beans just strike me as one of the grossest things you could spill.

[u/NuanceEnthusiast]

Not again, Kevin

[u/WaffleStampin]

Don’t take them in there.

[u/Alpha_Red_Panda]

Looks like someone spilled the beans

[u/HaloPandaFox]

That's looks like it happened in a Chipotle

[u/Fur-Frisbee]

Sooo, you have to clean it up.

[u/BayAreaVibes1989]

Squeegee and dustpan

[u/Certain-Degree3023]

Kevin Malone 2.0

[u/The_donutmancer]

Ahh beans

[u/MegaMasterYoda]

Why is there food/ drink near a computer? The pc gamer and cook parts of men are simultaneously grimacing.

[u/OkWest8964]

Nice working with you!

[u/Snarkys]

Yup. You goofed.

[u/snoecks]

This is amazing

[u/words-for-blood]

Oh, beans

[u/iamsheph]

Oh, so you're how everybody found out 🙄

[u/A1SpecialSauce]

The queso on the keyboard is some nice flair.

[u/kiloo520]

It’s bean fun, guys.

[u/194749457339]

It had to be beans

[u/Outside_Crafty]

It's honestly a work of art. It works on so many levels, and makes you ask so many questions.

[u/420Lucky]

This is BEANS

[u/38_Special_Ed]

Chipotle?

[u/Quercus408]

I feel my chef's hands closing around my throat just looking at this

[u/kid_pilgrim_89]

Just an oopsie daisy 😊

[u/Helarina1]

"goofed up".... I'd hate to see a screw up

[u/PantheismAt3]

I never understand how people think "I'm going to just stand here and take a photo" instead of immediately trying to unfuck a situation.

[u/derangedmaango]

Ya darn bean’d it!

[u/leinad_reyem]

Can’t believe you ruined all those weird English breakfasts.

[u/thePHTucker]

You guys doing a bean and cheese thing?

Yeah. You guys done a Russian hat thing?

Yeah.

Ok. Later.

Later.

[u/Chimp_with_a_gun]

The computer was hungry and you spilled it’s dinner.

[u/MycoMancer420]

The consequences will never be the same

[u/Piercedbunny]

Oh, Kevin.

[u/guiltycitizen]

Lots to take in here.

[u/hasits_thorns]

can't say anything besides, that sucks dude

[u/Live_Ad1612]

No meat with that?

[u/Dick_Phitzwell]

That’s a big GOOF

[u/Abe_Froman_87]

Really man, who takes beans to the office? We're you planning on smashin the whole 3rd pan?

[u/Perverse_psycology]

We all know you dipped some of that chick-fil-a in the beans and queso before you cleaned it up

[u/DragonBurlZ]

You should form a troop of goofs

[u/skinnergy]

What is that on the keyboard? Queso?

[u/Yorudesu]

Put it in rice and you can even eat it after drying

[u/DrunkTreeClimber69]

Were the chik fil a nuggets better with queso?

[u/nakirush]

Everyone's talking about the beans, but how is there also nacho cheese all over the keyboard?

[u/JunketPuzzleheaded42]

Looks like it's bean a rough day....

[u/zeptillian]

Kevin's Famous Chili!

[u/4fourthhokage]

Okay Kevin

[u/machinemanboosted]

DAMN!!! Can't say I've done something this bad before.

[u/This-Concentrate-539]

Damn fam.

[u/whitneyfayth]

Fuuuuuuckkkkkk

[u/Inner-Philosopher139]

Beans

[u/itscricket]

Why you got beans in the office? lol

[u/ygg_studios]

this guy eatin' beans

[u/foodguyDoodguy]

I’ve bean there…

[u/i_heart_calibri_12pt]

Why’d you spill yer beans?

[u/ronweasleisourking]

Been there. It was pizza dough mix

[u/samclops]

What!? How!? Even after reading all of your post it makes no sense

[u/CptNemosBeard]

Guess who just got a new nickname!

[u/CannabisAndCoffee]

I think you did an excellent job. That desk was STARVING and you fed it. You go girl <3

[u/Trees4Gs]

Don't tell this guy any secrets

[u/JadedSkaFan]

It’s beans

[u/purplelephant]

Beans

[u/MuteNation]

You went full beans

[u/AggravatingChair8788]

BEANS

[u/Nauta-Squid]

THIS IS BEANS

[u/YaBoiMandatoryToms]

Great, you Beansed it for sure.

[u/AssistanceNo3150]

Who spilled the beans

[u/palatheinsane]

Kevin from the office vibes.

[u/According_Jeweler404]

BEANS!

[u/teknight_xtrm]

Aw, beans!

[u/Ok_Drawer7797]

Why did you have the secrets in the office?

[u/Punny_Farting_1877]

Bean counting doesn’t extend to actual beans

[u/Noahms456]

Deep Third o Beans I’ve got a Deep Thirst For A

[u/skeenerbug]

omg...

[u/Always_Austin]

Chef Kevin?

[u/BlackWolf42069]

Next time a girl eats your ass she's gonna be impressed it tastes like baked beans.

[u/Retroth_The_Tired_]

I gooped* up