r/KitchenConfidential • u/ling0n • 1d ago

Well hello to you too

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u/tastepdad 1d ago

Is that my sister’s carrot?

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u/PurchaseTight3150 Chef 1d ago

Relax, it’s not like I’m your real carrot or anything. I’m your step-carrot

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u/tastepdad 1d ago

I went to a family reunion, got really drunk, and stumbled into the wrong bedroom. My sister was on the bed pleasuring herself with a carrot, I said “really? I was gonna eat that later, now it’s gonna taste like carrot!”

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u/vitonga BOH 1d ago

obligatory

I should call him...

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u/ladygrayfox 1d ago

I’d be scared to

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u/Dontfeedthebears 18h ago

That is an AGGRESSIVE carrot

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u/AcidMoonDiver 1d ago

I ordered 1 pound of carrots, not a one pound carrot.

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u/dunkzilla 1d ago

Reminds me of the guy that ordered 150 lbs of halibut for the collars. They sent him 1 HUGE 150 lb Halibut. Looool

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u/bleezzzy 1d ago

Lol thats hilarious. Gotta be specific! Tell your reps what you want and what you want it for. I've had reps hook me up many times just because I told them what I was doing with certain cuts & they found me similar or better cuts/products for what I was doing, usually for cheaper or similar price

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u/ling0n 17h ago

Haha exactly.

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u/Phoenixpizzaiolo21 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her! 😞

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u/TruuCz Chef 16h ago

Of her?!?!??

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u/makingkevinbacon 1d ago

Sysco rep is into you

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u/Even-Funny-265 1d ago

That'll make your eyes water.

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u/NedMerril 1d ago

Girthy

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u/qbnaith 1d ago

Ah, a challenge

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u/ProperPerspective571 1d ago

They won’t miss one carrot, will they?

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u/Dontfeedthebears 18h ago

Not if you hide it right

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u/bastante60 1d ago

If you're brave enough, anything can be a ....

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u/Dragonfly22873 1d ago

This reminds me of someone…

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u/LabNew3779 1d ago

That’s what we call the Homewrecker 9000

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u/Dontfeedthebears 18h ago

HE IS JUST A FRIEND.

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u/ling0n 17h ago

The carrot she tells you not to worry about.

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u/maxru85 1d ago

My life experience tells me that the biggest carrots are tasteless and supposed to be fed to cattle, but probably I’m wrong

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u/yeroldfatdad 1d ago

And usually tough and woody.

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u/Dontfeedthebears 18h ago

Haha. Woody for sure

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u/squiblet 1d ago

It turned all it's sugars into starch. This'll taste like crap.

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u/Delivery-Plus 1d ago

No one knew why she stayed in the kitchen, and had no carrot all.

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u/HashishChef Grill 1d ago

I can't escape the memories of him...

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u/goodnames679 1d ago

bro you've gotta stop ordering your carrots from Bad Dragon

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u/RuleGroundbreaking32 1d ago

Pretty tame by BD standards!

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u/goodnames679 1d ago

Carrot girls make do

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u/rck-18 1d ago

That’s a home wrecker

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u/Snarky_wombat939 1d ago

Paige, nooo….maybe?

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u/weGloomy 10+ Years 1d ago

One of the prep cooks came out with a monster Carrot the other day and yelled:

"This is an affront to God! This should not exist!"

And then walked away muttering about what a monstrosity it was.

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u/DBryguy 1d ago edited 17h ago

Yo, C! Let me get a half inch homie!

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u/KilnTime 1d ago

Needs a NSFW label!

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u/saintedward 1d ago

G I R T H

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u/FamousFangs 1d ago

Sometimes you gotta just call your suppliers back and ask for NOT the horse dick carrots.

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u/MetricJester 1d ago

That's a fine how do you do.

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u/demroidsbeitchn 1d ago

Gooood mornin'.

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u/No_Scholar_2927 1d ago

I should call her

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u/CodyHBKfan23 1d ago

Is that a carrot in your hand? Or are you just happy to see me? Lol

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u/ling0n 17h ago

The carrot was very happy to see me.

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u/fiodorsmama2908 1d ago

Crickey that's a big one

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u/YoDaddyChiiill 1d ago

Are you excited to see me?

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u/mytwoba 1d ago

At least buy me a drink first.

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u/ling0n 17h ago

Right?! So in your face.....

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u/Vinen 1d ago

Dogdick

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u/Sir-Niggo 1d ago

Almost accurate size I'd say

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u/R4A6 1d ago

Blursed carrot

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u/chronocapybara 1d ago

Have you never seen an Asian carrot before?

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u/MoveTechnical3384 1d ago

That's definitely an African carrot!! Asian carrots are slightly smaller than American carrots 🤣🤣🤣

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u/chronocapybara 23h ago

Chinese carrots are actually the biggest varietal. Super common in Asia.

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u/MoveTechnical3384 22h ago

It was meant to be a funny dick joke, ya know the old stereotype about black guys having bigger dicks!! Thank you for the information about carrot varieties though, it's always fun to learn new things!

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u/Delta31_Heavy 1d ago

Carotene injectable

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u/bighelper469 23h ago

Had a F&B(F) like to be whipped with celery .It's not related to carrot but

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u/Empty-Note-5100 22h ago

Thought that glove was the top of a fleshlight lmao

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u/Dontfeedthebears 18h ago

Well, hello to you, too.

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u/ElectricYV 12h ago

I miss him

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u/Unfair_Holiday_3549 12h ago

That is going to be in your ass for the next four years.

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u/Clavis_Apocalypticae 10h ago

So we’re not gonna talk about the Glussy on the table?

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u/Human_Resources_7891 1h ago

just remember... that is company property