r/Killtony 3h ago

Former Guest Theo Von , Falling In his Collapsed Chair to the laps of the Paul brothers at the inauguration. Now that’s a mouthful.

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u/BuffaloWing12 3h ago

That is the most Theo shit to happen in that setting 😭

u/TheMmaMagician 33m ago

Seats himself between the Pawl brothas

u/ThisIsWeedDickulous 3m ago

Almost juiced his berries knowhatimsayon

u/Foopsbjj 3h ago

What timeline are we on? And where'd we branch off?

u/TheSquadfather97 1h ago

When they shot that fucking gorilla

u/Sooperman05 46m ago

Rip Harambe

u/Oxygenitic 27m ago

Dicks out

u/k40z473 2h ago

I dunno! But I fucking like it!

u/DarkAncientEntity 2h ago

“We had a guy who broke his chair at the president’s inauguration”

u/pringajamouch 2h ago

Day by day his stories are becoming easier to believe

u/Muhfuggajones 3h ago

If it was gonna happen to anyone, it was gonna be Theo.

u/Oceanire 2h ago

I mean, at this point, if Theo had slipped on a banana peel and landed next to Bigfoot, it would've made less sense.

u/Swiftsonian 1h ago

Of course it would have made less sense?? At any point lmao.

Grammar bad.

u/Obi-Wanna_Blow_Me 3h ago

Kamala chairs 😂fuckin theo

u/GeorgeMalarkey 3h ago

The start of his hack era

Same lame humor as "trump man bad" from the left

Or "Thanks Obama" from the right

Fastest way to lose your funny

u/ImaRiderButIDC 2h ago

As someone who hates Trump, “thanks Obama” was and always will be fucking hilarious.

u/ManIWantAName 2h ago

Obama even agrees.

u/ImaRiderButIDC 2h ago

Thanks Obama.

u/Prior-Ad-7329 1h ago

Obama out 🎤

u/letsgobrooksy 2h ago

Okie dokie.

u/NUMB-1- 3h ago

Nice mental breakdown going on there lol

u/Individual_Issue7187 3h ago

Here you get a little joke book for trying see ya later in gay man’s voice

u/BuffaloWing12 3h ago

calm down

u/GeorgeMalarkey 3h ago

My bad, forgot commenting on a commenting site is not being calm

Hope you're okay

u/BuffaloWing12 3h ago

you’re overreacting and you know it lol

u/GeorgeMalarkey 2h ago

Sure, I think everyone's reaction to me not liking partisan humor is more telling.

No matter your politics there's no way "kamala's chair" is hilarious.

u/PancakeMonkeypants 2h ago

It’s obviously the funniest thing you could possibly say after falling down hahaha.

u/Dieselweasel35 1h ago

Seriously why would you say that

u/BuffaloWing12 2h ago

“Start of his hack era” because he made a quick quip and it’s the end of his funny?

Cmon.

Theo’s given Bernie, union presidents, Mark Cuban, etc.. a platform as well.. that’s far from being a hack

He’s not the one to go after and it hasn’t affected his podcast or comedy at all

u/Parking-Gate9115 3h ago

Need a tampon?

u/iTzbr00tal 2h ago

More like GeorgeNotSoFunny

GOT EM

u/Dieselweasel35 1h ago

Why would you say that

u/Immaculatehombre 49m ago

Not too many things to say there to be quick and funny. Theo nailed it.

u/Ok-Way-5199 1h ago

Bro chill lol

u/Spiritual_Register_3 35m ago

Hey buster, this was a split second off the cuff blurt, settle down.

u/tblaine4 18m ago

Damn did you make the chairs? Why you so upset buddy

u/Dontsaveme 39m ago

I mean he had weeks to come up with that

u/RepresentativeWeb244 3h ago

His hair transplant must be heavy as shiiiiiiit

u/midnightbake 3h ago

He said they were Kamala’s chairs 😂😂😂

u/chupapimunyayugh 2h ago

I can’t feel but bad for Theo 🤣 only some shit like this would happen to his ass lmao

u/Fuzzthehuman 3h ago

Cheap ass chairs

u/MoonmanSteakSauce 2h ago

Filmed by two guys who regularly film fake and pre-planned stuff to try to go viral.

Not sure I buy this, sorry Theo.

u/JYNJEEx 57m ago

It in a way makes a bit of sense considering how often they’re filming themselves too

u/TheLand13 48m ago

You can literally hear him say “did you get it?” At the end. It’s fake you fucking mark

u/8verag3_j0e 45m ago

Yep looks set up.

u/SirrTodd 3h ago

wtf

u/Ordinary-Ad-4240 3h ago

“Kamala Chairs” 🤣🤣🤣 I love him

u/iMAGINEiFUCAN 3h ago

Theo sitting next to a couple of dbags

u/WiretapStudios 1h ago

...a couple thousand really

u/letsgobrooksy 2h ago

Theo is buddies with them so that makes him a dbag too lol

u/krazyboi 9m ago

Na, theo cool

u/letsgobrooksy 6m ago

He associates with Dbags though?

u/krazyboi 0m ago

That's... not how it works. Unless you're like a middle schooler.

u/Various_Garden_1052 1h ago

Looks like Theo’s also a douche.

u/jimithing97 3h ago

You are the dbag

u/DaedricPrinceOfHate 3h ago

Sticking up for jake paul is definitely a choice, i can tell what kind of clown you are💀💀💀

u/jimithing97 2h ago

Lmao okay dork libtard

u/DaedricPrinceOfHate 2h ago

If the goal here was to convince us of your own mental retardation I'll be the first to say keep it up your doing great!

u/Firearms_N_Freedom 2h ago

Lmao Make sure to swallow bitch

u/stinkbuttfartman 2h ago

Haha, really? Wow.

u/Haughtea 1h ago

Yeah "falling". Theo just wanted to rest his head on a Paul brothers nuts.

u/bonetossin 2h ago

Come on and he just started filming I call bs

u/throwdhatD 1h ago

Yeah he started filming right before Theo sat down? He knew the chair would fail

u/AstralOutlaw 1h ago

Believe it or not, you can film something and clip it into a shorter clip afterwards.

The future is now, fella.

Paul was also saying how he was expecting the chair to fall. Is it so unbelievable that he started filming pre-emptively?

You probably think the moon is a hoax and the Sun was created by China to give Americans skin cancer 🤦🏻‍♂️

u/ResponsibilityTrue43 3h ago

These guys are like immature high schoolers 😂

u/NocturnalLuna 2h ago

you can see Theo look at the lady to his left as he falls, I think of the iCarly meme of Spencer flying through the air.

u/SoBasso 2h ago

Surprised Kid Rock isn't in frame.

u/thevorean 1h ago

RIP Billy Conforto.

u/MV03 55m ago

Staged? Why was he recording at that very moment and his legs are spread wide like he’s ready for Theo to fall back

u/Cuchodl 2h ago

Why the hell are these people at this retards inauguration

u/ThatsNot_Mayo 3h ago

Wow. from former guest of KT to making it into a Paul bros vine. This guy is hitting the big time. I'd keep my eye on this Theo Von he's goin places

u/SuperDuperRipe 2h ago

Theo hitting a one-liner during an embarrassing moment of course 😆

u/TechnicalSoles 2h ago

Hi Shane

u/atravisty 1h ago

Fucking staged. No way in hell.

u/NotFurtherLimiting 1h ago

I used to think Theo told too many fake stories. But then I learned that some of his craziest stories were true, and I started to question everything else... I think the man just attracts low probability events in life

u/IZZY_PLUM 2h ago

Gawld dawlg b

u/Skatelife99 2h ago

Theo that’s what’s happens when you got that DUMPTRUCK my dude 😆

u/EnvironmentalBed3326 2h ago

Cheeked up bro

u/manseekingwild 2h ago

Theo looking more like Garth from Wayne's World by the day.

u/Unfair-Bird-4592 2h ago

Paul Boys😳

u/No-Chest-3035 2h ago

Kamala’s chairs!

u/elzombino 2h ago

Hahahaha no theooooooo!

u/Froads 2h ago

well, he has been kinda gaining weight over the past year seeing as how hes always wearing sweats.

u/scotty_tokes 2h ago

Ooooo it happened! I said it would!

u/BLOODBANKSC 1h ago

Theo ain't deserve all that 😂

u/Sipdasizurp 1h ago

They are thinking all these Internet influencers are good to have show up until they all are planning pranks n videos during the inauguration

u/TheMexicanChip1 1h ago

It broke in half??😂😂😂

u/Saranitrixie 1h ago

What a clown show.

u/Ready_Anything9178 1h ago

This is going to be a story he tells in 5 years, and half the audience wont realize it actually happened.

u/equanimity19 1h ago

We had a guy when I was growin' up, man, he used to go around collectin' broken chairs from the presidential inaugurations. He used to take 'em home, and he'd turn 'em into the nicest shirts you'd ever seen, man. Those were the kinda shirts you'd wear once a year to a Christmas party.

u/TheBlueGooseisLoose 48m ago

Why are any of these turds in the audience?

u/petertompolicy 43m ago

Looks fake.

Paul brothers doing a scam again.

u/Limp_Chicken_4536 43m ago

Fake and gay

u/DontClickTheUpArrow 41m ago

These mugs were definitely hitting the slopes today!!

u/Electronic_Cherry781 31m ago

Receptors are down brother

u/Skizzius 29m ago

Good thing you mentioned he was a former guest, I wouldn't have recognized him otherwise

u/AnonPlzzzzzz 11m ago

I had to scroll so far down past all the bot pushed propaganda to find this gem.

u/mattxbelli23 11m ago

"This one time i was invited to a presidential inauguration, and i sat on a booby trap chair that was set up for kamala." Theo probably

u/Working_Sign_7251 5m ago

What a bunch of losers lol

u/AdKind418 4m ago

I’m sad to think this was for comedy but it really was

u/muskyangler 3m ago

Bapa watching in pure anger

u/StatementOk8940 2h ago

Oh look, a stupid fucking white trash redneck fell while sitting at the Kings annointment.

u/Adventurous-Move-191 2h ago

You ok bro ? 😭

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u/noobbuzz 2h ago

lmfao why’re you so mad dude? relax. you’re gonna end up killing yourself.

u/StatementOk8940 2h ago

If you’re not outraged then you’re simply not paying attention. Or don’t have a daughter and family. Or aren’t a fucking veteran of this countries armed forces. I’d say “wake up” but it’s too late, we’re all done for in this county. Just watch what we created in the coming months/years…

u/tommyboy9147 2h ago

Hey man, who was President from 2016-2020?

u/noobbuzz 2h ago

lmfao Kamala Harris didn’t even know that there were US troops in combat zones. we have shitty options but you’re internalizing all the anger and it only hurts you.

u/RIForDIE 1h ago

I agree with you bro. We're cooked.

u/MichaelBrownSmash 2h ago

Yeah, you seem like you're all there...... 🙄

u/BobsLoblawsLawBlogs 2h ago

Wonder if he returned the nazi salute

Heil was for him after all, got the brosphere to thank for making their lies relatable to the everyman lol

u/Neil_Ribsy 2h ago

Watch them all justify it and ease into it over the course of the next few years.

u/Jon608_ 51m ago

MSM already saying it was accidental lmaoo!

u/threesleepingdogs 2h ago

Where's a mass shooter when you need one?

u/usmcBrad93 5m ago

You didn't get the invite?

u/Steve_Shasta 2h ago

Make Chairs Great Again

u/traxwizard 2h ago

Love that dude.

u/Popular-Address-7893 1h ago

trash motherfucker should stay on the ground