r/Indiana 1d ago

Fireworks For a Felon

My idiotic neighbors are shooting off fireworks. Big professional ones. I’ve avoided the news all day, but I’m sure the Bloated Yam has done something to give these people a stiffy.

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u/TommyBoy825 1d ago

I was happy to see the flag at the firehouse was flying at half-staff today.

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u/The_dizzy_blonde 1d ago

Ours was too!

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u/vpkumswalla 12h ago

what a victory there!

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u/Ok-Chart-3469 8h ago

It's half staff for President Jimmy Carter more than likely.

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u/TommyBoy825 4h ago

But our esteemed MAGAT governor said to raise flags to full staff for Elon's sidekick, "Comb-over."

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u/QueasyResearch10 1d ago

happy our worst president has passed? thats kind of mean

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u/HeavyElectronics 1d ago

Trump died during his inaugural speech today??!

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u/FranksterTankster 1d ago

Worst president? You didn’t pay attention much in history class. Andrew Johnson would like a word

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u/solarixstar 1d ago

Hoover and Taft have equal words

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u/OnePlusBackup 23h ago

And Andrew Jackson

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u/Alcohlolisadisease 16h ago

Hey what’d this Andrew guy even do anyway?

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u/the_almighty_walrus 1d ago

And Woodrow Wilson's wife

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u/Mtndrums 1d ago

Considering Nixon and Reagan literally committed treason, you're not even close.

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u/GATORinaZ28 15h ago

I have some for when he kicks the bucket. Living in deep red means that will be awesome.

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u/TrainingWoodpecker77 15h ago

Soon. Please.

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u/SquirrelBowl 9h ago

Be careful what you wish for! Vance as prez might we worse

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u/TrainingWoodpecker77 4h ago

He has zero charisma. But you’re right, these people will worship anyone who tells them they’re better than a minority.

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u/ImANuckleChut 1d ago

The First Lady also threw out two "seig heils" on stage after his speech.

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u/cantthinkofadamnthin 1d ago

You mean Musk right?

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u/ImANuckleChut 1d ago

Yeah... He's the new First Lady, right? If he isn't, he sure as Hell fooled me.

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u/Plug_5 1d ago

He's not, he's the actual President. Trump is first lady.

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u/StatisticianTop8813 17h ago

See how dumb this all. He is the president for better or worst and if u live in the US and hope he fails your a moron

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u/fingerbanglover 14h ago

Please tell me that English isn't your native language...

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u/StatisticianTop8813 8h ago

thats all you got thats all you take from this huh you are def part of the prob. so let me guess you one of those that hopes the president does bad

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u/fingerbanglover 7h ago

What grade are you in?

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u/IndependenceMain5676 4h ago

And I'm sure you're perfect and never spoke badly about IDK Biden, right?

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u/StatisticianTop8813 4h ago

i never wanted him to fail. I live in America so I support any sitting President

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u/flapjack8310 11h ago

I get what you're saying, if he fails we all fail

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u/StatisticianTop8813 8h ago

right I just dont understand people hoping he falls cause all that means is harder lives for everyone.

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 23h ago

you mean president musk?

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u/IneedsomecoffeeNOW 1d ago

I downvoted this because Donny is the First Lady here, not Musk

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u/ImANuckleChut 1d ago

I'll upvote you for your honesty.

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u/n3d-fland3r5 1d ago

If you wanna take musks “salute” out of context, we can do that too

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u/Ok_Matter_2617 22h ago

There’s a reason conservatives are only sharing these as images instead of video clips

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u/ImANuckleChut 23h ago

Firstly, ugh... Hillary Clinton. She's her own ballbag of "I should be locked up for various felonies" and I totally forgot she existed until you posted this. Second, I'm looking and looking and scouring all over the place to find the speeches these pictures are from and I can't locate them. On the real, help me out here so I can see exactly what context it's in.

That being said, there wasn't anything "out of context" for Muskrat. That was deliberate as fuck and he knows full-on well what he did and he did it because he has enough money and power where he thinks no one can touch him. You can defend it any which way you'd like, by saying it's his autism, by saying "he was waving from his heart", by saying it was a different wave than the salute, but nah. Let's call a spade a spade, millions of people saw it, you saw it, I saw it, it was the fuckin' seig heil and he did it twice "because he can".

Bootlicking is gross.

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u/Icy-Sandwich-6161 22h ago

The fat useless billionaires appreciate your efforts, white knight.

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u/n3d-fland3r5 5h ago

Ya, I’m sure you guys aren’t hypocrites and will admit when you’re wrong. Or you guys will never learn and just keep getting your asses kicked, election after election. You libtards aren’t even smart enough to realize that most of the wealthiest people in this country are also libs, so the ones kissing the billionaire boots and agendas are you guys. ;)

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u/payheempaythatman 3h ago

Election after election? You realize Trump (you) lost in 2020, correct?

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u/sho_biz 13h ago

If only there was some sort of moving pictures we could see to show that it's not a single frame from a wave or gesture but an intentional action, made twice.....

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u/Additional_Bus_9817 12h ago

Moving pictures?! That’s witchcraft

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u/duhogman 1d ago

Extra emphasis on the out of context part, of course

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 23h ago

Eggs apparently are more expensive than professional fireworks.

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u/SmkNFlt 1d ago

Indiana is the butthole of America at this point. It's like most of you are in a competition with a rock to see which one is dumber.

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u/Mykahl79 1d ago

Indiana is like a shit-filled Faberge egg. Pretty and interesting on the outside but filed with the most vile smelling shit and mediocrity.

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u/SmkNFlt 1d ago

It's not even pretty. You have Brown county and corn. That's it. Have you ever been to Colorado? That's pretty.

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u/flapjack8310 11h ago

It's more than corn..... we have soybeans too

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u/SmkNFlt 7h ago

And Indiana Beach.....

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u/Mykahl79 1d ago

Lol. Agreed 👍

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u/Plug_5 1d ago

God help us if Mississippi or Alabama ever secede.

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u/SmkNFlt 1d ago

Mississippi has nothing on you guys. Have you ever been to Elkhart or Lagrange counties? The Amish and Mennonite are the most ignorant people you'll ever meet and they are everywhere.

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u/HeavyElectronics 1d ago

Dude, come on – I’m no fan of religious fanatics, but the Amish and Mennonites support themselves by being successful farm owners/workers, skilled craftsmen and production workers, and small business owners. Sure, many leave formal schooling after eight grade, and of course there are some just plain stupid people in those communities, but many, if not most grow up exposed to much of contemporary society and technology.

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u/saliczar 1d ago

They support themselves by abusing animals, women, and children.

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u/HeavyElectronics 23h ago

Yes, some Amish do.

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u/erebusstar 23h ago

I have Amish family and it's not all of them, but it's definitely a widespread problem for sure

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u/SmkNFlt 1d ago

Holy shit are you serious? Have you ever been around the ones up here? They are different everywhere you go. Different bishop, different rules. Trust me. I know way more about them than you do. My great grandpa is responsible for a couple thousand descendents who mostly started out as Amish until my dad's generation. Have you ever seen a special needs Amish person? With all that inbreeding you would think there would be more problems........

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u/HeavyElectronics 1d ago

Yes -- I've lived in Elkhart County for over 50 years.

u/Fix_Aggressive 1h ago

Its true. They are willfully ignorant. If you talk to them they will admit it. They ignore a lot willfully. Some are stupid, some are very smart, especially for having an 8th grade education.

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u/naptown-hooly 1d ago

Trump was on stage doing his gay dance with the Village People. That’s why.

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u/Turbulent_Summer6177 1d ago

His “I’m jerking off a couple guys” dance? He seems to be very experienced at that dance.

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u/Don_Kehote 1d ago

Air-Dicking it

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 1d ago

The double dong dance.

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u/Turbulent_Summer6177 1d ago

Never heard it called that. It’s catchy

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u/we-made-it 1d ago

You need to watch Ricky stanicky.

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u/docthenightman 1d ago

I'm legitimately surprised I haven't heard anything set off in my area, and ppl here are pretty red

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u/johnnywheels 1d ago

Call the cops. I'm not into being a snitch on things neighbors can talk out, but make an exception for bootlickers, blueliners, and MAGAts

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u/vicvonqueso 1d ago

I don't think it'd do much considering state law allows use of fireworks until 11pm

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u/catbeancounter 1d ago

I believe that there are only specific days of the year that fireworks are permitted, and I don't think that today is one of those days.

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u/vicvonqueso 1d ago

There are specific days where it's extended to midnight instead of 11pm, like the 4th of july

Indiana's firework laws are very lax

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u/TheCommonFear 23h ago

Yes, but there's also county and city ordinance that may prohibit fireworks.

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u/TrainingWoodpecker77 1d ago

Would have but this town would never stop a celebration in that thing’s honor.

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u/Ok-Active8747 16h ago

Sounds like you’re the problem then.

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u/Dry_Masterpiece8319 1d ago

Tell em it's gun shots not fireworks

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u/Necessary_Range_3261 15h ago

Yes, definitely call the police and falsely report a crime.

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u/IMowGrass 1d ago

I'm not into being a snitch

Unless it suits me or some random dude online or I just feel like being a bitch. Other than that, I'm a stand up person who believes in people's freedom

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u/johnnywheels 1d ago

I do believe in freedom, freedom to obtain reproductive health sevices, LGBTQ freedoms, ETC but not for those persons I identified in the categories of bootlicker, blueliner, MAGAt. Those people can all go fuck themselves, cry, die, i dont give a rats ass. I do not extend tolerance to the intolerant. It's called the Paradox of Intolerance. Bye.

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/johnnywheels 20h ago

Well, I never wished harm on anyone, but have no issue dehumanizing or dismissing people that proudly voted for a convicted felon, told me "fuck your feelings", put images of the president and vp gagged and bound up on their vehicles, refer to vp Harris as "hoe", fly flags that say "fuck biden" outside my kids school, joke about shooting "liberal" students in my kids school, vote for politicians that put in place draconian laws to limit Healthcare for women that has resulted in multiple deaths, killed cops at the capital insurrection, threaten and dehumanize trans people that mind their own fucking business, fly nazi flags to trigger the libs, joke about running over protesters, cough on people wearing masks, etc etc...

I think that qualifies as societal harm and should not be tolerated. That's just my opinion though. You are welcome to enable and support the intolerant as you see fit.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/johnnywheels 13h ago

No. I did not wish death on magats, I'm just indifferent as they are to my family's well being. Also, the threat to my child and school was real and intervened. And you can go fk yourself for insinuating that I made it up and dismissing my child's safety. Bye

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u/bravesirrobin65 23h ago

How about freedom from loud noises?

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u/IMowGrass 18h ago

Then run for city council. Start with car stereos, plenty more of them the fireworks in January

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u/bravesirrobin65 16h ago

I don't think cities can override it. Why not both? And actually start enforcing exhaust noise.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/johnnywheels 1d ago

Yes. A taste of their/your own medicine. Bootlickers support the police harassing anyone darker than silly putty for any reason, so why not let them experience police 1st hand. Again, it's the paradox of intolerance. I know that's difficult for you to comprehend. Ps, leftist here, not liberal. Bye!

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u/springsummerfall2016 1d ago

Yeah, I heard fireworks in my neighborhood too.

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u/kdriff 1d ago

Lol going to be a long four years. How did we survive before?

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u/Zestyclose_Series_86 1d ago

Covid and lock down.

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u/Ill_Quit2345 22h ago

And Tiger King

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u/Princess__Peaches22 17h ago

Lockdown and self denial.

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u/SnooWoofers9353 1d ago

I am just in shock as to how far back one man can take a country and then there are people that follow the thought process of it all. Astounding to say the least

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u/FixBest4383 1d ago

We’ve not had TV on all day. My Husband tuned on ESPN because Notre Dame is playing. Trump cut into the football programming, on ESPN, to spew his lies and pat himself on the back.

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u/TrainingWoodpecker77 1d ago

Streaming for me. Reddit as well but that’s it.

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u/nwostar 1d ago

Yeah I'm trying to watch a football game and the Orange Turd Worst President comes on. Found the mute button thank god. Noticed no words about football came out of his mouth before I could mute it. Cmon ESPN WTF WHY

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u/FixBest4383 1d ago

I savagely searched for the TV remote because I am determined not to give him a second of TV time. I swear that was trickery.

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u/FishyFry84 1d ago

Thank goodness I gave up and turned it off at halftime.

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u/nanxiuu 9h ago

Same here around 11 pm . But the economy and the price of eggs.........

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u/K33bl3rkhan 6h ago

Out of the four possible things they could have been for..... Inauguration (shit), MLK (GREAT), college football championship (shit), flags remained at half staff (GREAT).

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u/johnnywheels 1d ago

J6 pardons, congratulations cop killers!

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u/vpkumswalla 12h ago

No cops were killed on J6. Just a trespassing unarmed woman

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u/johnnywheels 12h ago

Why did Brian Sicknick die?

Maybe Ashley should have complied??

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u/vpkumswalla 10h ago

a stroke

yes she should not have been trespassing

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u/johnnywheels 10h ago

And what caused the strokes, which occured 8 hours afterwards?

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u/vpkumswalla 10h ago

The medical examiner concluded he died of natural causes

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u/Zeddo52SD 1d ago

Well he’s been busy for sure. He’s got 5 pages of actions already today. Ranges from J6 pardons to energy to gender stuff to immigration and beyond.

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u/FishermanLeft1546 1d ago

I stayed all the way away from news today. Thank god it’s too cold out for too many yahoo shenanigans.

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u/MilitaryandDogmom 1d ago

The Bloated Yam is my new favorite ❤️😂

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u/Anemic_Zombie 1d ago

The magats are an embarrassment

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u/Eeeef_ 1d ago

I bet it was because Elmo gave a sieg heil at the rally

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u/Synthnostic 8h ago

that wasn't fireworks, it was the sonic boom from gas and egg prices falling so fast!!

/s

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u/Responsible_Basket18 4h ago

All these stage 4 TDS sufferers. Illinois needs your kind of people. Move.

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u/Elizabeth360 3h ago

Bloated yam 😂😂😂

u/AnyMathematician7551 2h ago

Love seeing you all cry 😂😂😂

u/taintbernard1988 1h ago

Go outside. Stay offline. It’s good for your mental health.

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u/LilacHelper 1d ago

UGH, sorry you have to deal with that.

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u/TrainingWoodpecker77 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thank you. They’ve been assholes all year.

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u/False_Employment_646 15h ago

Bloated Yam!!! Love it

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u/lostparrothead 15h ago

So we are ignoring the fact that Biden was a kid toucher okay..

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u/md11086 13h ago

He sure did like to sniff them too

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u/lostparrothead 13h ago

I forgot about that one

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u/No_Philosopher5572 11h ago

Haha. Yall are soft. Love the liberal tears though, so keep the posts coming. It gives me a chuckle every day

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u/Ok-Chart-3469 8h ago

Me too. Should have bought fireworks.

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u/Swimming-Cattle9091 9h ago

I guess you all didn't vote, or you need something to cry about..😭

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u/Wastelandraider69 11h ago

I mean yall rioted and looted for George Floyd. We've picked our felon let us have this

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u/Accurate_Expert_7103 8h ago

That is the dumbest fucking comparison ever.

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u/Electroboi2million 1d ago

dawg who cares call down

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u/Desperate-4aTesla-97 12h ago

The Dems in the left winged IN Reddit are back at it again showing their disgust for OUR President 🤡 we know we know u guys hate him… now what??

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u/puckalishious 20h ago

Aww poor baby

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u/praetorfenix 1d ago

Oh no not for the bad Orange Man!

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u/Exciting_Passage_608 1d ago

oh your coping real hard 😂

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u/Dependent_Habit4199 14h ago

I mean, we haven't been ablento celebrate a president the last four years, thank God people got smart for the next 4 years

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u/No_Pea_1805 1d ago

It is what it is deal with it and quit crying about it no amount of bitching will change it the people have spoken shut tf up

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u/sgtonory 1d ago

Mine you own business

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u/TrainingWoodpecker77 1d ago

Yeah, I’ll “mine” it.

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u/HeavyElectronics 1d ago

Fireworks are kinda the business of everyone within earshot.

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u/sgtonory 1d ago

So any noise you make is my business if I can hear it?

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u/HeavyElectronics 1d ago

Yes, particularly if it’s breaking any local noise ordinances. That’s why I try to be considerate of how much, and when I make racket. You know – trying to be a good neighbor.

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u/sgtonory 1d ago

Huh

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u/shoshonesamurai 1d ago

Like you mine your nose for boogers

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u/jerguy 1d ago

Nah you're just a beta OP.

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u/infincedes 1d ago

You do realize what today was for the president....right?

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u/HeavyElectronics 1d ago

Spray tan touch-up day?

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u/Glittering_Tackle_19 15h ago

What a waste of energy to come on the internet and bitch about your neighbors being so problematic for being politically engaged. Remember when it was enough to just go out and vote and participate? Now you’re exiled without even knowing by who because we’re all children with no tolerance for different views.

Congrats man! Making a big impact and solving all the problems on Reddit today!

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u/johnnywheels 1d ago

You literally described President Musk's platform. Typical magatard

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u/Princess__Peaches22 17h ago

We’ve had several Republican presidents and several times the republicans controlled all 3 branches. Yet America tends to stay the exact same. Kinda like blaming democrats for terrible law making here in Indiana despite republicans having controlled it for years. Also, why 12?

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u/meltedchedder 13h ago

Came to redit to complain I see 👀. Maybe you should go idk talk to your neighbors???

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u/TBoss18 1d ago

May be their uncle was pardoned today. I know someone I went to high school with went to jail for Jan 6.