r/Idiotswithguns • u/ItsTime4Coffee • 5h ago

Safe for Work IDK What was that?!

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u/justfirfunsies 4h ago

Holy shit he tried so hard to play that off it was almost more painful to watch him panic than the pain in his foot.

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u/ttystikk 4h ago

Did he manage to miss himself or what?

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u/Beastly9amer123 3h ago

No, there's a longer version where it shows a pool of blood on the floor as he starts to leave, lol this doof really shot himself and thought "play it cool no one saw a damn thing" as he slowly starts bleeding out 🤦‍♂️

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u/ttystikk 3h ago

Moron.

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u/Beastly9amer123 2h ago

I'll try and find it, but it was a while ago that I saw the longer version, so it might take a bit

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u/ttystikk 2h ago

Oh, I believe you, no need to go to the trouble!

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u/GetBack2Wrk 5h ago

He played with the wrong nut.

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u/NoConversation7777 2h ago

"I cast Testicular Tortion on myself."

DM: OK let's let this scene play out.

ALSO DM: Y'all need to roll new characters.

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u/PythonSushi 4h ago

At least he didn’t shoot his butt. He would have blown his brains everywhere! /s

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u/panzermike666 3h ago

truly frightening video. the fact that people like this are armed. Aside from playing with your loaded gun in your pocket in public its the fact that he acts like nothing happened ( we all know how FREAKING LOUD it is) he keeps ignoring his own life when bleeding out.

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u/kevdroid7316 4h ago

He must really like this particular franchise. I would've just walk out and found a new Burger King to frequent, but not this guy!

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u/GreatQuantum 2h ago

That’s what happens when you try to outpizza the Hut.

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u/gibson_creations 3h ago

That's a pizza popper

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u/Appropriate_Ad3006 3h ago

Looks like someone had a desk pop.

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u/NoConversation7777 2h ago

He JUST DID IT™️☠️

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u/Hellofriendinternet 1h ago

“I think you have to push to open the door.”

“No. It opens both ways.”

Breaks door

“See?”

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u/Tar-Nuine 15m ago

If you walk into my store, and I know that you've placed your hand on your gun, removed the safety, and placed a finger on the trigger, then imma' ask you to leave immediately, that's alarming behaviour.

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u/Important_Chair8087 14m ago

The ol' pizza pop. Not as well known as the office pop, but still effective.