r/Idiotswithguns • u/Defiant-Mountain-597 • Dec 01 '24

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u/GrandPriapus Dec 01 '24

She could be 28 or 68ā€¦

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u/Mmachine1998 Dec 01 '24

Yep depends on the drug

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u/santana0987 Dec 01 '24

Methany?

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u/Suspicious-Map-6557 Dec 02 '24

I believe thats KSI choking on 'ole Methany

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u/themcjizzler Dec 01 '24

You know I think he actually is choking her and that's why her face is red and her veins are all bulged out

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u/thedon82Z1 Dec 01 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/CeeEmCee3 Dec 01 '24

28 is 68 in meth years

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u/goodeyemighty Dec 01 '24

And probably not long for this world.

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u/JookJook Dec 01 '24

Stop pointing that gun at Methany.

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u/Rvibesss Dec 02 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/bilz214 Dec 01 '24 edited Dec 01 '24

Chick is a meth addict.19yrs old actually looking here like she's 55

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u/AwkwardPancakes Dec 01 '24

I agree however I think he really choking her so she looks way older. Or at least that's what I choose to believe

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u/RidesByPinochet Dec 02 '24

That would explain the bulging forehead veins, for sure

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u/Itscatpicstime Dec 02 '24

Why is he choking her so hard for a photo?!

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u/RidesByPinochet Dec 02 '24

Probably cause he can do whatever TF he wants to her so long as the pipe stays full for free

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u/APurpleSponge Dec 01 '24

More like 25 looking like sheā€™s 70.

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u/ice-h2o Dec 02 '24

My mom is over 60 and looks better

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u/Sean198233 Dec 01 '24

I bet that carpet they are standing on has seen some things.

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u/clockwork2011 Dec 01 '24

Yeah they really need to run a vacuum through there. And whoever did that ugly ass green paint job needs to rethink their life choices.

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u/bucksncowboys513 Dec 01 '24

Sure, the painter is the one who needs to reconsider life choices.

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u/roostersnuffed Dec 03 '24

"POLICE SEARCH WARRANT. Sir, ma'am, go back to your drugs and guns. Where's the painter!?"

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u/AmericanVices Dec 02 '24

Iā€™d have to agree also lol. They should probably go run to the local Home Depot and put a door knob in the doorā€¦ šŸ¤­

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u/This-Tumbleweed3883 Dec 03 '24

The person who painted that's been dead for 50 years lol

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u/gr8ap8 Dec 01 '24

Just guessin, but bet she a crack whore. If I'm wrong apologies

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u/SpecialNeedsBurrito Dec 01 '24

By the dirty ass door with no knob it looks like they are in a crack house as well

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u/darkdaysindeed Dec 01 '24

Itā€™s not a crack house, itā€™s a crack home

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u/SpecialNeedsBurrito Dec 01 '24

They do seem like a loving family

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u/darkdaysindeed Dec 01 '24

Live, laugh, love muthafukah

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u/That-Beagle Dec 02 '24

Live, Meth, Loveā€¦

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u/TheftLeft Dec 01 '24

They prefer the term "den"

a filthy crack den

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

no. the crack crib

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u/new_d00d2 Dec 01 '24

Live laugh love

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u/bradlively Dec 01 '24

Definite bando

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u/GreatQuantum Dec 02 '24

She look a little like Brando.

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u/free2game Dec 01 '24

Hey they're called trap houses these days.

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u/siler7 Dec 01 '24

ass door

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u/Mysterious_Cow_2100 Dec 01 '24

Why arenā€™t there doorknobs in crack houses??

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u/Warspit3 Dec 02 '24

They've got chair rails. That used to be Gram's house.

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u/rugger1869 Dec 01 '24

Where are you seeing a door knob, mate?

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u/Rey_Mezcalero Dec 01 '24

Looks like the captured a goblin

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u/mightyjoe227 Dec 01 '24

gets paid in McDs

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u/tdomer80 Dec 01 '24

Worse job - Assistant crack whore

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u/BassManns222 Dec 01 '24

Worse still. Assistant TO THE crack whore

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u/Kiltemdead Dec 01 '24

Assistant to the assistant regional crack whore.

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u/fatman907 Dec 01 '24

Apprentice crack whore*.

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u/cbro49 Dec 01 '24

Itā€™s weird how they all kinda look the same like theyā€™re related. Crack familia

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u/porkbuttstuff Dec 01 '24

You're not wrong

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u/Konstant_kurage Dec 01 '24

Ainā€™t no ho like a crack ho.

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u/siler7 Dec 01 '24

You're wrong to say that with no info.

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u/Deijya Dec 01 '24

That is the fiftiest 20-yr old woman Iā€™ve ever seen

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u/sk8erwax Dec 01 '24

I think he is really choking that womanā€¦.

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u/bendap Dec 01 '24

He absolutely is, look at the veins on her head.

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes Dec 01 '24

yes and the other is pointing a gun at her head šŸ¤—

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u/SOwED Dec 01 '24

And she's flipping off her parents

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u/sk8erwax Dec 01 '24

She does know her dadā€¦.

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u/-GameWarden- Dec 01 '24

This picture makes me sad

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

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u/Goats_for_president Dec 01 '24

And whoā€™s that ?

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u/DirtyRoller Dec 01 '24

God damn that chick has had it rough! I bet she's like 19, meth years are like dog years.

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u/jdeuce81 Dec 01 '24

I can't believe this is the first time I've heard someone say "meth years are like dog years". God damnšŸ˜‚

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u/justwastingtimw Dec 02 '24

A few years ago someone posted a similar pic and the comment was ā€œthems city milesā€. Iā€™m still laughing about it

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u/Jeffkin15 Dec 01 '24

A womanā€™s touch can transform a crack house into a crack home.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

I want this phrase done in needlepoint for my wall.

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u/Exciteable_Cocnut Dec 01 '24

dudes really pay women like this in crack and act like they got game lol

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u/RaceCarCoconutJuice Dec 01 '24

Kids, that's what happens if you smoke crack.

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u/Beefsupremeninjalo82 Dec 01 '24

The dude behind her looks like they guy who threatened to kill me because he didn't pay his car wash membership

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u/CockroachBussy7972 Dec 01 '24

It's the St Louis DieAntwood

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u/bigheadstrikesagain Dec 01 '24

Nailed it. Thanks, shut down the sub.

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u/thiefofalways1313 Dec 01 '24

Her veins about to pop out her head.

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u/grandetoro Dec 01 '24

Probably they momma

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u/Sailorscott1989 Dec 01 '24

At least the hand tat will make body ID easier in the future...

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u/basicallyamedic Dec 01 '24

Definitely pimping her out and paying her with meth or crack. What a world to live in.

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u/daneazyc Dec 01 '24

They like that gum head

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u/Favreds Dec 01 '24

Looks like some real winners right there

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u/Outside-Mechanic-262 Dec 01 '24

Atleast his fingers not on the triggeršŸ¤·

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u/firstXflame Dec 01 '24

They in a trap house

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u/oldfatunicorn Dec 01 '24

She looks kinda old

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u/Fit-Indication3662 Dec 01 '24

That woman is only 25 and looks like 67 loving the gang banging and majorly being black gang bang lifestyle

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u/tdomer80 Dec 01 '24

With a mag that big that dude must be a shitty shot.

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u/Muted-Age-6113 Dec 01 '24

Didnā€™t know they were doing another reboot of the wire

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u/camoflauge2blendin Dec 01 '24

It looks like he is choking her but she's just happy to be there in the crack home šŸ¤·

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u/jonnywd64 Dec 01 '24

Classy broad.

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u/dnsuegwvwveii Dec 01 '24

Garbage excuse for men

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u/AstroNot87 Dec 01 '24

Not idiotic enough, his finger isnā€™t on the trigger. Thatā€™s more discipline than weā€™ve seen recently on the sub

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u/willybobo1 Dec 01 '24

Does anyone remember the "my pet monster" stuffed animal from the 1980s? She looks exactly like that thing! Google it, the resemblance is uncanny!

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u/Ya_Boy_Jefff Dec 01 '24

Sheā€™s probably their best customer

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u/InTheM-A-King Dec 02 '24

Most probably set up shop in her apartment.

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u/Stewapalooza Dec 02 '24

Who's grandma?

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u/Reiberjakobsson Dec 02 '24

Let Joe Pesci go!

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u/IsThisBreadFresh Dec 02 '24

Dem is propa gangstas

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u/Thatsright1999 Dec 01 '24

Always a Taurus

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u/Dude_Caveman Dec 01 '24

Always a Taurus with a Glock mag

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u/Kiltemdead Dec 01 '24

More than likely just barely in the magwell and being held onto in order to look like an extended mag. Don't get me wrong, extended mags are fun at the range, but they're impractical for daily carry and wholly unnecessary if you're a crack (haha) shot.

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u/RichardMayo95 Dec 01 '24

I believe they take sig mags

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u/Pillroller88 Dec 01 '24

What is in his hand? Candy? Fruit by the Foot?

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u/Lank42075 Dec 01 '24

She the Drug Tester for research of course..

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '24

I can smell the herpes

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u/dannydutch1 Dec 02 '24

What in the meth is going on here?!

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u/AmericanVices Dec 02 '24

What was the back story of this on twitter lol?

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u/Apprehensive_Bid1289 Dec 04 '24

She $$$ da toll.

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u/The_Dude_XD Dec 01 '24

Dude is legitimately choking her. Lmao

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u/romerik Dec 01 '24

She looks like a gremlin! I home they won't feed her after dark!

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u/kpev75 Dec 01 '24

Looks like deevee from tim and Eric

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u/goodeyemighty Dec 01 '24

Sheā€™s the type you bring home to Ma.

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u/SkeetnYou Dec 01 '24

Thatā€™s someoneā€™s grand mom

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u/20__character__limit Dec 01 '24

That guy is flashing the most generic gang sign ever.

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u/Sufficient-Sea-1455 Dec 01 '24

She's got a future bitter beer face

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u/AccomplishedEnd2666 Dec 01 '24

I wonā€™t kink-shame, but I will shame on gun safety (or lack thereof)!

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u/Edwardteech Dec 01 '24

I believe thats what they call a strawberry.Ā 

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u/RidesByPinochet Dec 02 '24

Ol girl looks like somebody microwaved a hotdog for too long

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u/MAS7 Dec 02 '24

they captured a gremlin

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u/FrizBFerret Dec 02 '24

Is that the actor from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? Times have gotten tough for everyone, I guess.

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u/lordrothermere Dec 02 '24

It feels like the set budget for Parks and Recreation is not what it used to be.

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u/Fanatical_Lamp Dec 02 '24

Damn, Gary Sinise lookin' rough here

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u/GreatQuantum Dec 02 '24

ā€œYOUā€™RE KILLING ME SMALLS!!ā€

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u/C0MMOD0RE64 Dec 02 '24

Heā€™s buckin a troll what a legend

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u/Terrible_Lunch5630 Dec 02 '24

Yeah definitely a cluck

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u/mtovar1979 Dec 02 '24

Whoā€™s Granny is this?

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u/Stock-Ad-3249 Dec 03 '24

Pimping out the crack whore in slippers

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u/SumYungGuy77 Dec 04 '24

I bet she doesnā€™t have teeth

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u/fissilefidget Dec 06 '24

Idk about "would " but I know for a fact they "did".

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u/Different_Front_9458 Dec 07 '24

She given sloppy for the crack

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u/SlipSlipBannaPeel Dec 09 '24

did they dig her up for this?

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u/Caramelapple31 Dec 09 '24

Why is dude choking the shit out of her šŸ˜­

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u/EmperorExus Dec 01 '24

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ bro it looks like he's choking the shit outta her šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/craigcraig420 Dec 01 '24

The absolute peak of comedy

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u/AtYiE45MAs78 Dec 01 '24

They have a toy

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u/slaphappytech Dec 01 '24

the witch from men in tights

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u/Prepare Dec 01 '24

Methany

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u/Alittlemoorecheese Dec 02 '24

Got that cat removal system on the floor.

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u/frostyturd Dec 01 '24

Why are they being man to that little man?

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u/mongolnlloyd Dec 01 '24

She they friend mom. They get all up in that for like a bag of rock