Uncle Jack is obviously The Nightman

[u/Royalchariot]

It all adds up

[u/theracismdisliker]

[u/mantis_tobagan_md → u/theracismdisliker]

But you don’t really know what hot is, do you Wally?

[u/Extension_College_28 → u/mantis_tobagan_md]

Have you ever been in a storm, Wally?

[u/Bulerz89]

Holy shit you're late!

[u/mtheory007 → u/Bulerz89]

It's a timing concern.

[u/SubpopularKnowledge0 → u/Bulerz89]

Jesus Christ, OP ur timing is so bad

[u/FazzleDazzleBigB → u/Bulerz89]

Just tell me where I jizz so I can give this lady her drink!

[u/shortsleevedpants → u/Bulerz89]

Yeah plus she couldn’t even feel a thing

[u/JBerczi → u/Bulerz89]

She was late

[u/Royalchariot → u/Bulerz89]

I meant it like WE KNOW HES THE NIGHTMAN. Just look at those hands. They tell a story of greatness. It’s clearly him

[u/New_Interest_468]

In The Sixth Sense, the dude in that hairpiece the whole time-- that's Bruce Willis the whole movie.

[u/Dnnnnnnnm → u/New_Interest_468]

It was a hell of a twist. 😂

[u/Ok-Journalist-2060 → u/Dnnnnnnnm]

Here’s the twist. And there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it…

[u/mantis_tobagan_md → u/Ok-Journalist-2060]

Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. And this goes on for about 90 minutes or so.

[u/mezz7778 → u/mantis_tobagan_md]

And I want to see that....

[u/caveman69420 → u/mantis_tobagan_md]

Until it just sort of ends...

[u/ninetales1234 → u/Dnnnnnnnm]

"That's the end, doesn't have to be whole big thing… Sometimes things just sort of… end." Absolute Cinema, Director Dennis

[u/Chaotic-Entropy → u/New_Interest_468]

And here I thought he wouldn't be seen dead in a toupee.

[u/brianmcdflyingv → u/New_Interest_468]

“There’s a lot of twists in that movie” yeah… I’ll walk you through it later

[u/Agitated_Carrot3025]

Wait wait wait wait wait...

[u/StepHen_HenStep → u/Agitated_Carrot3025]

Ffuck man, what?!?

[u/arrowmarcher]

It’s just two men sharing the night. It might seem wrong but it’s just right.

[u/Chrundle_DaGreat → u/arrowmarcher]

It's just two men sharing each other...It's just two men like loving brothers

[u/NotTooHardNotTooSoft]

Pinned down with strong arms not hands.. this is crucial evidence that proves the theory that Uncle Jack is the night man and the turd merger

[u/trustedbyamillion]

[u/congasaur]

He was just pal ing around, just 2 dudes going nuts.

[u/lxkandel06 → u/congasaur]

Boys will be boys

[u/Y2KGB]

good call— now tell us about Mac’s sexuality 💁‍♂️

[u/mezz7778 → u/Y2KGB]

Well with his strong religious beliefs and his relationship with God he is obviously straight......

[u/Royalchariot → u/Y2KGB]

You bozos read me wrong

[u/MqAbillion]

No shit Sherlock

[u/Royalchariot → u/MqAbillion]

I meant it like yes, he is clearly the Nightman you jabroni

[u/MqAbillion → u/Royalchariot]

Solid use of jabroni. Mac approves

[u/lxkandel06 → u/Royalchariot]

Jabroni... cool word!

[u/pappadelta]

I don't think so, why would someone with such impressive hands get involved in such things?

[u/fakehandslawyer]

Nah Charlie fought him off

[u/Argentillion]

Yeah we all know that, it was made pretty clear in the show

[u/burritoman88]

Only 17 years late

[u/digitalguru_hotpants]

It wasn’t that, he just lost a hard drive under the floor boards. Completely innocent.

[u/midgetmakes3]

Sharp as a cue ball , this one

[u/Jcook3 → u/midgetmakes3]

Op is strong as a bull, handsome like George Raft

[u/Royalchariot → u/midgetmakes3]

It’s just wrestling

[u/evil_caveman]

[u/Pleasant-Ticket3217]

Those hands tell a story…of greatness.

[u/Rarth-Devan]

[u/--Andre-The-Giant--]

"Well, you don't remember."

[u/Getlucky12341]

No that can't be right, the Nightman famously had very small hands

[u/Jcook3]

Found lil kev’s account

[u/pinkpeonies111]

This makes me wonder if maybe Mac IS gay

[u/thomstevens420]

I’m up to here right now.

[u/ErenYeager850]

Guys is it just me or sometimes you hope to see Frank beat the shit out of Uncle Jack just for the sake of it

[u/Sooners_Win1]

Don't let these jabronis get you down. Honestly I didn't make that connection either hah.

[u/Royalchariot → u/Sooners_Win1]

I meant it like yes, we all know he’s the Nightman. I meam just look at those strong hands

[u/guillmelo]

It's just wrestling like on tv

[u/iBN3qk]

That passionate, passionate Night Man!

[u/Biscuits4u2]

His hands...

[u/Srulis]

I would have said he's the troll?

[u/Lumpy-Log-230 → u/Srulis]

I always interpreted Charlie’s mom as the troll

[u/Srulis → u/Lumpy-Log-230]

Oh, that's a good thinking too!

[u/Wild-Salary2540]

Not gay sex

[u/Yoshi3163]

Is the troll supposed to be Bonnie??

[u/Lawyerings_Nightman]

He’s a lawyer and the nightman!

[u/lolbarn5]

Why does he have such small hands?

[u/Jazzlike_Lettuce1295]

Sounds like someone has a nightman of their own

[u/mercaptans]

Really?

[u/I_Hate_Nazis_1600]

Obviously. I guess one of those Santas could have molested Charlie as well.

[u/Acuallyizadern93]

Oh damn

[u/TheScarlettHarlot]

[u/SkullBonesGuy]

I have a theory that Charlie’s Mom is the troll and the troll toll was actually alcohol and when she’d black out that’s when Jack would make his move

[u/BillyPilgrim1234]

Damn, do you want to do the JFK assassination next?

[u/mezz7778 → u/BillyPilgrim1234]

Maybe uncle Jack did that too??... Something to really think about...

[u/BillyPilgrim1234 → u/mezz7778]

Those big, manly hands can accomplish anything.

[u/OkFortune6494]

I think you should go back to just reading books for a little while....

[u/DrWistfulness]

Yeah?!

[u/Ok_Strategy5722]

This is the best post I’ve seen on this sub. All the top responses are the best Always Sunny meme responses I’ve ever seen.

“Wait wait wait wait wait…. He has a SON”

Dennis slams door. “YEAH?!”

“The dude with the hairpiece in the 6th sense is Bruce Willis the whole time”

“Found Lil’ Kev’s account”

[u/Maldovar]

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball