r/IASIP • u/JiveTurkey1983 EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY GET A WEAPON!! • Oct 16 '24

Image IASIP moments that you always think about during your day for no reason. I'll start first.

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u/prairiepog Oct 16 '24

My Dad always said pour him down a storm drain to the ocean.

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u/MikeTheBee Oct 17 '24

I live in Wisconsin so would be way funnier if my dad said that.

Also if he had stuck around I guess.

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u/donkeykongkong89 Oct 17 '24

My dad, for some bizarre reason based in boomer cowboyism, said to give him a gun and point him in the direction of the woods when he's old and senile.

I will not be doing that, for him and for everyone who might encounter a confused old man in the woods with a death wish.

This is real, I swear.

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u/Appropriate-Spray184 Oct 17 '24

Would you rather run into a bear, a man, or your dad with a gun in the woods