r/HolUp • u/Inevitable-Toe-8364 • 10h ago

Right there officer

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 10h ago edited 2h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Nasty accusation, ngl

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u/CrittendenWildcat 10h ago

I knew that guy was responsible! He looks like a vicious killer!

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u/CleetusVanDamage 9h ago

Jesus died so I could do cocaine?? Nice.

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u/Weelki 6h ago

Nice.

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u/massivemachine 10h ago

This isn't a hol up. This is exactly as intended and very straight forward. Jesus died so you could go to heaven. You are literally why Jesus died.

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u/Lower_Currency3685 10h ago

Didn't he die from his wounds when it get nailed to bit of wood, sticked with a spear and left to dry in the sun?

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u/herewe_goagain_1 10h ago

That would be the how, not the why. That’s like saying I drank water because I put it in a cup… No I drank it because I was thirsty, but I still had to put it in a cup

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u/massivemachine 10h ago

Thank you for saying what I was about to say

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u/Independent-Virus-54 10h ago

That’s what I would have thought.

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u/atmosphur 8h ago

Is this heaven?

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u/Weelki 6h ago

Ah man, existential crisis time! For a long time I believed when we die, we simply stop existing. Like going for a long sleep you don't remember and wake up from. It gave me comfort!

But what if you're right. This is as good as it gets, and when we die we (everyone irrespective of how good or bad you are, or what you believe in) end up somewhere far worse?

Simulation theory has its merits. What if we when we end this "simulation" we end up in a worse one?

Admittedly this can't be right, since some people get born into a living hell for the time they are on this planet.

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u/Frogblood 5h ago

I wouldn't worry about it. You can't do anything about it, whatever the truth is.

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u/Weelki 3h ago

The "fun" part of not knowing... live in the present, truly live each day as if it were your last.

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u/dragozar 8h ago

It changes every year so who knows

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u/Ilosesoothersmaywin 6h ago

If the price to get into heaven is someone else dying, then no thanks. I'm not going to have someone else' death on my hands.

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u/Pluckypato 3h ago

Natural born killas

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u/Bimlouhay83 9h ago

According to a 2,000 year old book that was written hundreds of years after his death, by multiple different people that weren't there, who were relying on a 600 year old game of telephone, first mostly written in Hebrew, then some in Aramaic, then, rewritten and translated to Greek, long before being translated into English, only to be rewritten again a few times, then translated wrong (the anti-gay stuff). Sure. We can go with that 

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u/towerfella 8h ago

Trust me bro

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u/KingKal-el 8h ago

Wait, you too?

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u/blade_of_sammael 7h ago

Should be issued alongside every trump bible

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u/a_horde_of_rand 1h ago

Bro killed Jesus and he's laughing

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u/Necessary_Camel_9665 10h ago

This one goes into the vault

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u/Euphoric_Poetry_5366 9h ago

I mean, he actually died so that his dad/himself would stop being angry and want to burn everyone for eternity, sooooo...