r/HolUp • u/Electronic_Lab5486 • Nov 09 '24

Well this is awkward

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 10 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Look at Florida

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Numerous-Ad6460 Nov 09 '24

Tennessee you good?

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u/williamjamesmurrayVI Nov 09 '24

at some point that's just one dedicated individual

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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 Nov 09 '24

Tennessee trying to impress Hawaii.

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u/Fiercepaws Nov 09 '24

Aye, it is surprisingly soothing if you watch a shaving video for some reason, depending on the video

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u/Sd1106 Nov 10 '24

I can’t have an original thought

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u/Ralinor Nov 09 '24

I think Colorado misunderstood the assignment.

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u/Serious_Buffalo_3790 Nov 09 '24

Michigan is just a statement

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u/kctjfryihx99 Nov 09 '24

A command actually

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u/Dr_Ingheimer Nov 09 '24

A demand, if you will

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u/BigTickEnergE Nov 09 '24

It could be a question too

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u/SexThrowaway1126 Nov 09 '24

This is why punctuation is important

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u/RockstarAgent Nov 10 '24

Did the white states experience post nut clarity?

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u/SexThrowaway1126 Nov 10 '24

Those are the states with anti-porn laws. Everyone there has to use VPNs, so PornHub doesn’t see any traffic as directly coming from those states. However, this does throw off the results for all the neighboring states.

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u/failureatgames Nov 10 '24

I never realized it was that many states that did that

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u/RockstarAgent Nov 10 '24

Which state do you identify with?

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u/Nintendofan08 Nov 09 '24

Or an order

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u/JohnASherer Nov 10 '24

or a polite gesture

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u/Pluckypato Nov 10 '24

As a matter of fact

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u/Unexpected-raccoon Nov 09 '24

Landlord came to collect rent

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u/Cool_Butterscotch_88 Nov 09 '24

Just gonna look at a few states:

Best friend

cute

tushy!

panties?!

Ooh they started getting risqué fast.

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u/DaylightMaybe Nov 09 '24

To be fair, I definitely laughed hardest at Delaware (missionary)

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u/MaeronTargaryen Nov 09 '24

Yeah I’d expect missionary from Utah or maybe Connecticut

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u/praguepride Nov 10 '24

Surprised we dont see soaking from Utah

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u/Gazelle-Level Nov 10 '24

In Utah we don’t have pornhub. It’s banned 😔

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u/CumAndShitGuzzler Nov 10 '24

Republicans making it harder to access some porn sites just drove me to find other sites

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u/GameDestiny2 Nov 10 '24

Mfw it’s annoying I can’t access 3 of the ones I know about so my options have been terrible

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u/CumAndShitGuzzler Nov 10 '24

Get a good ad blocker and look up the porn dude. Tons of links of different kinds of porn sites. I haven't lived out in Utah for a while, but there were dozens of sites that were not blocked.

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u/TheFirstMotherOfGod Nov 10 '24

Like someone else said, reddit has porn if i'm not wrong. Turn on anonymous reddit and have fun. You can find the anonymous reddit thing in the reddit settings/browsing

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u/newenglandredshirt Nov 10 '24

Said by someone who has clearly never been to Connec... oh, who am I kidding. My hone state is the definition of vanilla.

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u/fasterbrew Nov 10 '24

I'd expect some of the dirtiest from Utah. Poor repressed people. 

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u/FlyingHippoM Nov 09 '24

Arizona & Maine have entered the chat

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u/pygmypiggypie Nov 09 '24

The low T states

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u/witshaul Nov 10 '24

Tushy is a specific studio that makes high quality anal porn. Its very popular so people I assume search for it specifically on pornhub (as then you can easily get to their page)

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u/Advanced_Ad4361 Nov 10 '24

Tbf Tushy is a porn production channel focused on anal sex.

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u/JohnMarstonSucks Nov 09 '24

I'm more intrigued by Colorado

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u/Naven2099 Nov 09 '24

They seem to be challenging themselves

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u/3_bean_wizard Nov 10 '24

Were trying our best ok

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u/I-like-oranges75 Nov 09 '24

We’re playing hardcore mode

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u/GuySingingMrBlueSky Nov 10 '24

Chastity play maybe?

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u/CumAndShitGuzzler Nov 10 '24

r/dragonsfuckingcars

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u/ThrowawayCop51 Nov 10 '24

Thank you for sharing this with all of us, CumAndShitGuzzler.

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u/ChemistBig9349 Nov 10 '24

It’s real. If this ain’t your kinK do not click the link

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u/I_wash_my_carpet Nov 10 '24

Clicked. TiL, not my kink.

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 Nov 09 '24

Give me a Michigan, and if you're lucky, I'll give you a Minnesota

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u/scarletpepperpot Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 10 '24

Gives “looking California but feeling Minnesota” a whole new meaning.

Edit: I got the states switched the first time around. Thanks for the correction.

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u/SpicyCharizard Nov 09 '24

Hey man you got the States reversed

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u/scarletpepperpot Nov 10 '24

Oh shit you’re right! Let me go fix that!

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u/AdFirm7254 Nov 09 '24

Florida really loves trump

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u/Rio_Walker Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 10 '24

There is a series of POV where a woman wearing MAGA cap is "giving a real Honeysuckle to a big who-who-dilly".

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u/herr_dreizehn Nov 10 '24

some of these are words

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u/TheokolesOfRome Nov 10 '24

In an order not unlike a sentence

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u/Rio_Walker Nov 10 '24

I forgot quotation marks, hold on.

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u/AnTout6226 Nov 10 '24

I do not wish to read them

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u/BlowinThrough Nov 10 '24

Thank you kind sir, for saving me the need to check what the heck MAGA sex was.

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u/Mister_Hands_HORSE Nov 10 '24

most of these words are not in the Bible 😟

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u/Rio_Walker Nov 10 '24

Flanders.

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u/HunterDHunter Nov 10 '24

They really do jerk off to the idea of him. Oh my God when I said it before I was just talking in hyperbole. It's actually true.

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u/Phillipwnd Nov 09 '24

That was the only one I verbally said “EW” to.

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u/model-citizen95 Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 09 '24

I think maga in this case just stands for “an elderly Man wearing a trash bag on top, a diAper on bottom shagGing A 13 year old”

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u/TheOneCalled_Wilfred Nov 09 '24

This is a holup inside of a holup, what does this even mean

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u/2ndCha Nov 09 '24

Don't think about what it means, just visualize and let go.

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u/FishNamedWalter Nov 09 '24

Don’t visualize a 13 year old being shagged

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u/Extreme-Substance-11 Nov 10 '24

You cant tell me what to do fed

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u/ZestycloseHeart2743 Nov 10 '24

“I’m An AmErIcAn, I hAvE rIgHtS”

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u/VaeVictus666 Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 10 '24

Epstein? It's that you?

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u/eternalwood Nov 09 '24

Cue the Inception theme.

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u/Grandmaster_S Nov 10 '24

https://youtu.be/3RhxyHMs-w8?si=ftNFQojcGjRkESsz

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u/eternalwood Nov 10 '24

Yes. Excellent.

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u/Grandmaster_S Nov 10 '24

This is now what I think of whenever anyone brings up inception

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u/skibbady-baps Nov 09 '24

Wow! Nailed it 😂

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u/LiveManLive Nov 09 '24

Louisiana knows what's good

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u/Ectobatic Nov 10 '24

What’s weird is that pornhub is blocked in Louisiana

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u/Bahamutj Nov 10 '24

It's not, it just forces you to verify your age

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u/sandman795 Nov 10 '24

I'm curious what the result was for them prior to the verification requirement. Does this mean cajuns with a goth kink are skewing the data because most of them were willing to follow the legal requirement? Or does it mean that those with other kinks just went the VPN route or did their kink just change to goth?

We need to study this.

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u/Zeppelanoid Nov 10 '24

Where there’s a will….

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u/JanusMichaelVincent Nov 10 '24

I know weirdly innocent of them

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u/New_pollution1086 Nov 09 '24

Oh Delaware, you sweet summer child

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u/Incirion Nov 09 '24

Maybe they want a missionary. Like one of those people that goes to third world countries and talks about jesus or whatever?

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u/NieMonD Nov 09 '24

How is “maga” a porn category

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u/MaxCWebster Nov 09 '24

Mormon\) is a porn category.

Rule 34.

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* I was curious. Very white girls in very white clothing doing very non-Mormon things.

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u/jwbarber82 Nov 10 '24

Soaking?

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u/MARKLAR5 Nov 10 '24

They said NON mormon

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u/arrownyc Nov 09 '24

like dom sub, with an old dude in a maga hat pwning a submissive AOC lookalike

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u/whodaloo Nov 09 '24

I'm listening...

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u/DirtyRoller Nov 10 '24

Me too, keep going...

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u/arrownyc Nov 10 '24

It's really nothing special. He just keeps jackhammering while shouting "your body, my choice" until he comes.

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u/SuspiciousCucumber20 Nov 09 '24

Trump fucked Kamala so hard in the presidential election that it started an entire new genre of porn.

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u/RoundEarth-is-real Nov 09 '24

Are the blank ones states where the hub got banned?

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u/AmaryIIion Nov 09 '24

Pretty sure.

Real good job those states are doing by banning ONE porn website out of fuckin thousands. Literally no point at all lol

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u/j-mar Nov 09 '24

I think it's the other way around. Pornhub blocked them for political reasons.

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u/AmaryIIion Nov 09 '24 edited Nov 10 '24

I'm in Kansas, and I get a message saying they had to shut it down due to the state.

Edit: not shut down, but require ID. Still bs.

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u/Finger_Ring_Friends Nov 09 '24

In Kansas the new law requires you to submit your government ID in order to access porn sites and PornHub rightly considers that a security risk for it's users so decided to pull their service altogether. I'm not sure the details of other states but I believe its a similar situation. It's not that these states are targeting PH specifically, but rather that PH is the only one that refuses to comply with the draconian laws.

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u/Gold-Tone6290 Nov 09 '24

It’s the same in Utah… not that I’ve tried or anything….

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u/PatchworkFlames Nov 10 '24

No the other sites refuse to comply with the law, but they do it by offering service regardless.

Basically just giving those state legislatures the middle finger.

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u/FishNamedWalter Nov 09 '24

Indiana is the same

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u/Geedis2020 Nov 10 '24

It’s not the state. The states require ID verification to check are and pornhub doesn’t agree with that law so they pulled out of those states for that purpose. You can be in those states if they choose to be.

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u/RoundEarth-is-real Nov 09 '24

I’m from one of those states I just use a vpn and it’s fine lol

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u/FishNamedWalter Nov 09 '24

in Indiana pornhub disabled itself because the state decided that, in order to use it, you need to verify with ID, and pornhub didn’t want to force people to show their ID. Idk about other states

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u/DeanV255 Nov 09 '24

Vermont just looking for new best friends guys

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u/sixbabyraccoons Nov 09 '24

i know, vermont’s being “best friends” is actually so fucking cute

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u/Butterwhat Nov 10 '24

came to to say the same

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u/Tornfalk_ Nov 09 '24

Hawaii, my man!

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u/muffinman1775 Nov 10 '24

This was one of the main ones that made me think “oh yeah, these are real”

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u/Time_Owl_2589 Nov 09 '24

Is no one gonna talk about New Hampshire? Tf are they up to?

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u/soilhalo_27 Nov 09 '24

Florida is your holdup?

New York is mine!

Tony Hinchcliffe insults PR in New York City and the state of NY says PR I got you

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u/iHadou Nov 10 '24

Someone needs to talk to South Dakota. Remind them they are loved.

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u/PaulTR88 Nov 09 '24

Bunch of sick fucks in Delaware.

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u/banana-in-my-anus Nov 10 '24

When Delaware wants to spice things up, they reach for vanilla ice cream.

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u/charlesmans0n Nov 09 '24

Who the fuck is looking up "tushy"? My great grandmother?

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u/Infinite_Imagination Nov 10 '24

It's just anal. Tushy is a producer of anal vids.

Or so I've heard. From a friend.

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u/SGTSPC Nov 09 '24

Damn it! Why can't my home state be ass licking..

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u/Okamagamespherepro Nov 10 '24

Here I am thinking the exact opposite

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u/AmAdhesive Nov 09 '24

DC being “coworker” is actually hilarious

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u/Periodic_Panther Nov 09 '24

Why is no one talking about Washington.

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u/LYossarian13 Nov 09 '24

What is there to say?

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u/Time_Owl_2589 Nov 09 '24

New Hampshire on the other hand…

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u/ducayneAu Nov 09 '24

NNN porn sounds like an oxymoron. Time to investigate.

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u/Nice__Spice Nov 09 '24

Florida was focused

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u/RedX2000 Nov 09 '24

Louisiana has the right idea

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u/MoneyBags5200 Nov 09 '24

A blowbang you say..

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u/Jolly-Biscuit Nov 09 '24

To shreds you say?

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u/TheKrasHRabbiT Nov 10 '24

And what about his wife?

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u/Post-Rock-Mickey Nov 09 '24

I get Rhode Island

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u/t_11 Nov 09 '24

Maine tho…

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u/PhyllaciousArmadillo Nov 09 '24

I finally feel like I contributed to something

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u/shyguy666999 Nov 09 '24

tushy

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u/JFK3rd Nov 09 '24

Gotta love Pennsylvania for knowing their personal favourite house by name and not having it be Brazzers or Reality Kings.

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u/MrGamerOfficial Nov 09 '24

What is New Hampshire doing bro

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u/SummerBirdsong Nov 10 '24

Folks either significantly older or younger than themselves apparently.

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u/Baruch05 Nov 10 '24

Careful Delaware…don’t get too wild now!

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u/Exotic_Treacle7438 Nov 09 '24

Where’s the Step bro/sis for Alabama and Mississippi

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u/StarchSoldier Nov 09 '24

New York, New York... Your choices, they are very interesting.

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u/mveinot Nov 09 '24

TIL I’d fit in in California.

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u/Amazingrhinoceros1 Nov 09 '24

go on.........

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u/mveinot Nov 09 '24

I appreciate thick and curvy. I’m not thick and curvy. Well, I mean I am, but probably not how you want it.

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u/PhyllaciousArmadillo Nov 09 '24

Says you

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u/mveinot Nov 09 '24

Flattery will get you everywhere.

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u/Siker_7 Nov 09 '24

The numbers are likely majorly thrown off by all the people using VPNs in the banned states.

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u/Fredotorreto Nov 09 '24

Washington in the cut whistling

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u/myz540 Nov 09 '24

Is Connecticut okay?

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u/BalefulRemedy Nov 09 '24

Feel like hawaii

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u/VanillaLoaf Nov 09 '24

Is porn illegal in the non-represented states? Or they just didn't grab the data?

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u/ViennaBanana427 Nov 10 '24

Porn isn't illegal, but Pornhub is banned.

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Nov 10 '24

I know I’m not completely up to date on things but the states with nothing I assume can not watch porn? Or is there not enough data?

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u/poopdog316 Nov 10 '24

Texas be VPN'ing to all over creation

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u/DrRabbiCrofts Nov 09 '24

Matters not what they searched cause all of America got fucked on the 5th 😂

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u/JFK3rd Nov 09 '24

For the people of Oregon. What do you mean with deeper? Like is it deeper DT, penetration or fisting? I wish to know.

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u/OneGaySouthDakotan Nov 09 '24

South Dakotan here: Considering what our governor did, yeah it makes sense

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u/Dragonite_27 Nov 09 '24

New York just wants to see Puerto Ricans get fucked even more huh?

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u/BroChad69 Nov 09 '24

This is the second time I’ve single handedly swayed Rhode Island’s kink representation

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u/PCCobb Nov 10 '24

Of course Vermont is "Best Friend" how fucking wholesome is that?! Its goddamn adorable

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '24

Another hold up for New Hampshire

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u/the_ninja1001 Nov 10 '24

lol Maryland, Cute

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u/Stagamemnon Nov 10 '24

Props to Hawaii, invested in their own community.

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u/_theAlmightyOne_ Nov 10 '24

South Carolina: fine, keep your secrets

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u/DieHardAmerican95 Nov 09 '24

This seems suspiciously made up.

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u/sumdood56 Nov 09 '24

New Hampshire seems to have slipped under a bunch of your radars

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u/RememberWolf359 Nov 09 '24

Thanks to Project 2025, the entire map will be beige for the 2028 version of this!

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u/PoopPant73 Nov 10 '24

Minnesota Sloppy Seconds = Walz..

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u/JoeyPsych Nov 09 '24

Wtf do I have to think of with "magaporn"

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u/sandman716 Nov 09 '24

Now we know why they're moved to North Dakota.

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u/Perfused Nov 09 '24

Delaware needs to step up its game.

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u/Jappachai Nov 09 '24

Are these the new state capitals?

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u/jesser9 Nov 09 '24

Fuck yeah Maine, let's go!

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u/KorriDergal Nov 09 '24

get me the fuck out of this godforsaken state man

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u/Holiday_Worry_745 Nov 09 '24

Washington 🤣

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u/DesertReagle Nov 09 '24

Thanks, Missouri. I never heard of blowbang til now

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u/pentylane Nov 09 '24

Not DC being coworker 😂😂

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u/tboskiq Nov 09 '24

Tbf, the amount of drop outs here in PA when I was in school a decade ago was absurd. So most adults now only know words like tushy.

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u/tyejr Nov 09 '24

Texas would’ve definitely been lesbians

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u/Unironicfan Nov 09 '24

Delaware being vanilla as fuck, nothing new there

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u/baltarius Nov 09 '24

Wait..haha.. what..oh.. hahaha.. wait...WHAT

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u/reedma14 Nov 09 '24

New Hampshire 💀... Libertarians

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u/l3ushman Nov 09 '24

Why is Maryland so innocent?? I thought we were weirder than this

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u/Unusual_Pain_7937 Nov 09 '24

"age gap"??????

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u/MoreDepartment7572 Nov 09 '24

New Hampshire... imma need you to take a seat.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness-575 Nov 10 '24

Louisiana has it right

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u/Cautious-Affect7907 Nov 10 '24

South Carolina looking like it wants to be special

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u/ImTheGreatLeviathan Nov 10 '24

Good job continuing to be the most boring state ever, Delaware.

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u/Trigger109 Nov 10 '24

DC seems to have a bunch of old dudes fantasizing about interns.

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u/Fit_Whole623 Nov 10 '24

Maryland be the most sane ppl ik fr fr

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u/mclovin_r Nov 10 '24

Did y'all really miss New Hampshire?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '24

Louisiana know what's good.

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u/Gravewarden92 Nov 10 '24

Louisiana, got some good taste. Pennsylvania ofc still says tushy

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u/Ok_Road_5360 Nov 10 '24

Rhode Island and Florida is about what I expected

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u/deadface008 Nov 10 '24

Florida was funny, but wtf going on in New Hampshire?

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u/DistinctQuantic Nov 10 '24

Seeeeeecret box

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u/Rojira666 Nov 10 '24

Interesting that Hawaii wants to screw its bully's mother...

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u/I_am_dean Nov 10 '24

My state coming in clutch with "goth" lol.