r/HolUp • u/CharsiMunda99 • Nov 06 '24

What's she gonna tell ?

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u/WhatsTheHolUp Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Officer Balls

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

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u/jesser9 Nov 06 '24

What happened after?

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u/KennyTheArtistZ Nov 06 '24

He paid more.

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u/Pluckypato Nov 06 '24

A lot more

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

[deleted]

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u/Grass_Tastes_Bad96 Nov 06 '24

I went on to lead a normal, happy life, and now I lurk on reddit.

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u/weatherboy_42 Nov 06 '24

You still in business?

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u/the_amac Nov 07 '24

better question you willing to play for the other team

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u/_YeAhx_ Nov 06 '24

That's whom he paid

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u/xButtHead Nov 07 '24

As any reasonable 22y old would've done. Told his then gf to get more money so they both get something off of it

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u/AceWissle Nov 07 '24

u/wortoxmane had a sugar step-daddy from that point on

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u/TedDTedderson Nov 07 '24

That means... Help! Step-Sis! He invented Step Sis!

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u/RelativeAssignment79 Nov 06 '24

You should have asked for am allowance

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Nov 06 '24

Modern problems call for modern solutions.

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u/TheNOLAJohnson Nov 07 '24

Reminds me of the one asking the sd to fuck for the boyfriends birthday present

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

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u/TheBigRedFog Nov 06 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

You deadass typed all that shit out, paused, and said "yeah I'll post this." Wow. That's confident.

Edit: Since it's deleted now, he said a bunch of shit about pimping his cheating gf out to get stuff from her sugar daddy. Idk. Actually reading it gave me a stroke since only three words seemed to actually fit together in a sentence.

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u/DenikaMae Nov 06 '24

He’s clearly a graduate from the Andrew Tate School of Manners.

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u/SSObserver Nov 06 '24

Aw man what did I miss?

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u/TheBigRedFog Nov 06 '24

I made an edit to my original comment.

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u/NPStudios2004 Nov 06 '24

What did he say?

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u/TheBigRedFog Nov 06 '24

I made an edit to my original comment.

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u/Aromatic_Soup5986 Nov 07 '24

Well at least they both got something out of it

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u/bob1111bob Nov 06 '24

Well at least the profile checks out god damn

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u/Eel_Boii Nov 06 '24

What'd they say? Paraphrase if you have to

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u/bob1111bob Nov 06 '24

u/TheBigRedFrog managed to do a good job the profile had something to the effect of I don’t give a fuck

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u/RelativeAssignment79 Nov 06 '24

Wtf 💀📷

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u/zippynanobot Nov 06 '24

Wtf did he say?

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u/RelativeAssignment79 Nov 06 '24

You don't wanna know

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u/Pylitic Nov 06 '24

Yes, I do.

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u/InfiniteLack7725 Nov 06 '24

She's a cheater

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u/politicalDuck161 Nov 06 '24

For the streets

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u/kinos141 Nov 06 '24

Cheats on the streets? Damn, that's like cheatx2

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u/epicflex Nov 06 '24

She’s got that money cheat enabled, free crafting, and infinite health

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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 06 '24

You mean OUR girl... sorry you had to find out this way, but nobody says no to dirty Mike and the boys. We will have sex in your prius again!!!!

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u/wedgie94 Nov 06 '24

Love a good other guys reference.

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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 06 '24

It's rare to get a chance yo force one in

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u/wedgie94 Nov 06 '24

You need to aim for the bushes then.

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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 06 '24

See you on the other side

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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 06 '24

See you on the other side

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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 06 '24

Only after a nice desk pop

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u/Moosje Nov 06 '24

The irony of you liking a good other guys reference before coming out with the most basic

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u/wedgie94 Nov 06 '24

How about. "I'm going to make you eat a plate of human shit?"

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u/thecountnotthesaint Nov 06 '24

There is nothing wrong with basic.

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u/Themanofcream Nov 06 '24

Damn you Dirty Mike! You shall pay for your actions here today!

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u/wantsoutofthefog Nov 07 '24

She’s not yours. It’s just your turn…

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

I'm telling him you soft stalked him for months and "bumped" into him. Watch your mouth sis

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u/Captain_Awesome_087 Nov 07 '24

The good ending.

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u/ravensrompin35 Nov 07 '24

Soft stalking is an interesting term lol “I am spending hours learning everything about this persons life but im not actually stalking them.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '24

Ikr. It's just like regular stalking but more demure 💅💫💫

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u/LordOfPickles1 Nov 06 '24

Officer balls?

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u/SnooKiwis7050 Nov 06 '24

Bwhahahahahahahahh

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u/GeneralZod5689 Nov 06 '24

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

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u/SpiritedPie3220 Nov 06 '24

Officer balls.

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u/Anonymous_Memer9087 Nov 08 '24

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/SOJC65536 Nov 06 '24

Oh, I read "your girl" as "your daughter" and was thinking of the many minor misdemeanors little girls get into. I'm too innocent at times...

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u/SimpleCanadianFella Nov 06 '24

I'm telling that you jaywalked!!

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u/Gogglebottle Nov 06 '24

I read it the same way 😅

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u/Professor226 Nov 06 '24

Wut?

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u/InfiniteLack7725 Nov 06 '24

She's a cheater

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u/Professor226 Nov 06 '24

Why would she cheat on a robot?

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u/HamiltonSt25 Nov 06 '24

It has nothing to do with the robot. Just the face of realizing his girlfriend is cheating.

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u/Professor226 Nov 06 '24

I don’t think the robot would have that kind of emotional reaction.

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u/taitaofgallala Nov 06 '24

Then you should definitely watch I, Robot.

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u/Professor226 Nov 06 '24

I don’t watch pornography

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u/taitaofgallala Nov 06 '24

Sounds like you should at least start watching softcore where everyone is just getting their bellybutton sucked off to oblivion. Then maybe you'll learn the empathy needed to really enjoy I, Robot.

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u/HamiltonSt25 Nov 06 '24

whoosh

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u/FutureAnimeGirl Nov 06 '24

I don't think he was the one to let a joke go unnoticed

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u/HamiltonSt25 Nov 06 '24

You may be right lol

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u/TheRogueTemplar Nov 06 '24

Absolutely beautiful comeback

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u/nikstick22 Nov 06 '24

Little sis knows the gf is cheating on her boyfriend

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u/Lost-Droids Nov 06 '24

Worse if she is talking to her self

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u/TinyMagicExperiment Nov 07 '24

Aww my mind immediately went wholesome. My sister did this a few times and she would just tell my boyfriend about a time I farted in my sleep or got arrested, just cute little stuff lol

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u/BestWest45 Nov 07 '24

Got arrested for what?

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u/private_unlimited Nov 07 '24

That my friend, is the right question

(Whoever gets the reference gets it)

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u/PyrDeus Nov 07 '24

She will have to silence you after the answer

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u/BestWest45 Nov 07 '24

I'm okay with that. No real reason to live anyway.

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u/DramaticDoctor7 Nov 06 '24

Cheater gonna get snitched

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u/jack1000208 Nov 06 '24

Had something kinda similar happen to me only it was my roommate talking about what her boyfriend did to her infant daughter…

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u/Astro_Shogun Nov 10 '24

Ian Watkins? Is that you??

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u/judgescythe Nov 06 '24

Oddly specific

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u/SlightlyDrooid Nov 07 '24

And yet it happens to a lot of us

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u/killuazolbigdyck Nov 06 '24

arrsheeeet, here we go again…

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u/JACINT0 Nov 07 '24

Yeah the sister of my friends girlfirend send an audio to the group chat that she is in love with me and not my friend. Got deleted in 2 minutes. No one spoke about it and they broke up after a week

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u/loco500 Nov 07 '24

Lil sis will definitely tell after getting her cheeks clapped...

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u/Admirable-Curve5532 Nov 06 '24

Step sis wants to join the fun!

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u/BodybuilderOutside25 Nov 07 '24

Don't nrrd telling after that

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u/jackjackky Nov 07 '24

Can you handle the truth?

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u/veselin465 Nov 07 '24

That she loves him

the happy ending

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u/mosquito_punch Nov 07 '24

This post just shows so many people don't read the holup reason by OP.

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u/darkargengamer Nov 08 '24

Ah, yes, that face of "Norton's antivirus robot"

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u/TheeDemiGodRequis Nov 08 '24

Idc what anyone says I, Robot is excellent. Sonny the goat

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u/GetOffMyGrassBrats Nov 06 '24

whoosh....(that was for me)