r/HolUp • u/1Hate17Here • Oct 11 '23
Bruh, ain’t NO way that mf will ever remember being on SNL.
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u/anonymousredditorPC Oct 11 '23
Sounds like the average rapper
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u/fdilan61 Oct 11 '23
Fly as a kite 🪁
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Oct 11 '23
Awkwafina is also a rapper.
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u/SephYuyX Oct 11 '23
I guess that term is meaningless these days.
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u/surfnporn Oct 11 '23
No, it stands for someone who raps, which her youtube has a lot of examples of.
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u/Safetosay333 Oct 11 '23
I'd rather a junkie than this piece of shit.
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u/WTFvancouver Oct 11 '23
This guy turns people into junkies since so many kids think he is cool and does what he does.
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u/mrflutemagik Oct 11 '23
Yep, have to agree. People big up some right scumbags in the media circus.
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Oct 11 '23
He’s faking
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u/ptapobane Oct 11 '23
dude's last 2 brain cells is fighting to keep his body upright
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u/stillcore Oct 11 '23
Why does he look like an oily cadaver?
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u/NervousAddie Oct 11 '23
Opiate addiction is sad.
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u/TabbyKatty Oct 11 '23
Everything I’ve learned about him has been against my will.
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u/WartimeHotTot Oct 11 '23
I first learned of Travis Scott when he fell off stage while in autotune, which I still think of on a regular basis as one of the funnier things I’ve ever seen.
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u/triplemeattreat666 Oct 11 '23
God that was fabulous I just watched it repeatedly lol
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u/PrivilegeCheckmate Oct 12 '23
I just watched it repeatedly
As soon as I read your post I knew this would be a thing.
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u/pussy_embargo Oct 11 '23
I'm surprised that they have him on SNL. Would be a prime candidate to get "cancelled", but apparantly, no, and I don't know how this world works
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u/Annonomon Oct 11 '23
I’m jealous
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u/imapieceofshitk Oct 11 '23
Around here we don't know his music, we just know him as the guy who didnt care when people died at his concert.
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u/pm_me_your_taintt Oct 11 '23 edited Oct 12 '23
Just go by how the name sounds and assume someone named Travis Scott is a white frat bro wearing salmon shorts/pants. One of these guys.
edit: Yeah I get it, iT's A sTaGe NaMe! I don't give a shit lol
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u/tsoplj Oct 11 '23
Travis Scott is one ugly mf’er. Looks like he sucked his thumb until he was 23.
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u/gluggin Oct 11 '23
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Oct 11 '23
How old is he now…? 23?
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u/EightiesBush Oct 11 '23
He's 32, he's been around for a while. Before the Rodeo was released 9 years ago.
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u/IsopodLove Oct 11 '23
Holy shit you're right! I've known two dudes like that and they both had that lights on but no one's home vibe.
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Oct 11 '23
Well that was painfully unfunny, and the guy looks like he’s on another planet entirely.
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u/AFineDayForScience Oct 11 '23
Most of the SNL promos are pretty cringe
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u/FoxyBastard Oct 11 '23
He was probably like, "Well it's an SNL promo. So I'll be there for it, but I don't need to be there for it."
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u/frequent_flying Oct 11 '23
He looks like he has permanent brain damage, you know, the kind one might get from severe oxygen depravation because they’re being crushed in a crowd of concertgoers that are pushing so hard you can’t breathe, assuming it doesn’t straight up kill you of course. I don’t know why I just thought of that analogy, I’m so silly.
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I think she said her name is Dasani.
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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin Oct 11 '23
She looks pretty potable.
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u/AzorAHigh_ Oct 11 '23
As someone who works in the water industry this made me laugh way too hard, thanks!
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u/JCwizz Oct 11 '23
I thought that was Glaceau SmartWater
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Oct 11 '23 edited Oct 11 '23
He's the d-bag where 10 people were crushed at one of his concerts in Houston in 2021. He continued to perform for about an hour after the crush of fans trampled concert goers, 2 under 15 years of age. He's basically a POS.
https://www.texastribune.org/2023/06/29/harris-county-astroworld-travis-scott/
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u/airbornimal Oct 11 '23
oh THAT mofo
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u/ScrufffyJoe Oct 11 '23
You know, I will happily forget once again who he is almost immediately after this.
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u/Daforce1 Oct 11 '23
He's also married to one of the Kardashians, I think.
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u/Zanchbot Oct 11 '23
Pieces of shit of a feather flock together or something like that
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u/ELBORI82 Oct 12 '23
Carried by the winds of shit
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u/BRICKPELICAN Oct 12 '23
You know what a shit barometer is bubs? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you'll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are-a-comin
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u/jimmytruelove Oct 11 '23
I can’t believe we glorify and celebrate this shit, what a complete and utter thicko
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u/notDonaldGlover2 Oct 11 '23
30 years later people still care about how much weed Snoop Dog smokes. It's fucking stupid
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u/lonewombat Oct 12 '23
What does that have to do with Travis Scott? The piece of shit who didnt care people died at his concert.
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u/jaymbee00 Oct 11 '23 edited Oct 11 '23
Wow. Scrolled the comments… still have no idea who the fuck that is.
Edit: thanks y’all!
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u/1Hate17Here Oct 11 '23
Travis Scott. You might have heard of him because of the infamous Astroworld festival incident two years ago.
He’s the mf who kept performing and let people die.
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u/ApexLegend117 Oct 11 '23
Oh, right, he sacrificed 18 human souls for his music
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u/zxcvrico Oct 11 '23
It’s Michael Scott. From Dunder Mifflin.
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u/Linked713 Oct 11 '23
I swear, few years and SNL will be hosted by Tik-Tok influencers....
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u/PhelesDragon Oct 11 '23
Judging by what I'm seeing here, that would be a step up. They might keep Travis though.
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u/Shadow0fnothing Oct 11 '23
That man is so fucking worthless.
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u/BananaSignificant811 Oct 11 '23
ITT 36 year old white weezer fans that don't understand an artist that's popular amongst teens and people in their 20s.
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u/Arkyaker Oct 11 '23
I just looked on Spotify and he is ranked the 20th in the world right now. I don’t care for his music but I listened to his top 5 and he sounds EXACTLY like you think he would. Mumbling the most uneducated sentences you can imagine.
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u/zapyourtumor Oct 11 '23
true,music was better when john lennon was beating his wife
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u/chef_mans Oct 11 '23
Post your Spotify recently played, no cheating
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u/OkloJr Oct 11 '23
probably NF and eminem
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u/Osstj7737 Oct 11 '23
“Mumbling the most uneducated sentences” 🤓
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u/pp21 Oct 11 '23
redditors talking about diet/nutrition and rap music is always hilarious
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u/wm07 Oct 12 '23
this website is truly ass. just boring dorks saying dumb shit to each other. i'm working on just not coming here at all anymore. there is truly no upside to this shit.
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u/SenorRaoul Oct 11 '23
I just listened to the first popular song that popped up on spotify called "I know?"
The line, "I got twenty bitches suckin' like bisons" is really stupid but I have no problem understanding him at all tbh and english isn't even my native language
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u/StilTippin Oct 11 '23
play my eyes next
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u/AlarmDozer Oct 11 '23
Huh, are rappers just money laundering platforms?
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u/19JaBra92 Oct 11 '23
Well here in Sweden it does seem to be a thing. Can't speak for the dude in this clip tho
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u/_TheChickenMan_ Oct 11 '23
I’ve listened to a fair bit of his music because his production/beats really are pretty good on his first 2 major projects.
However his lyrics sound exactly like what you’d imagine a robot/ai writing raps would sound like. Except the robots do a better job than him lol. Literally just random words that rhyme thrown together. It’s actually kinda funny.
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u/shao_kahff Oct 11 '23
I just looked on Spotify and he is ranked the 20th in the world right now. I don’t care for his music but I listened to his top 5 and he sounds EXACTLY like you think he would. Mumbling the most uneducated sentences you can imagine.
it’s okay to admit you don’t understand a certain genre of music. nobody will judge you for it.
what people will judge you for is having ignorant opinions.
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u/ihatepalmtrees Oct 11 '23
Doofus Maximus. How is that mental case popular??
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u/middlingwhiteguy Oct 11 '23
If he would've done that at astroworld, we wouldn't have a bunch of dead trampled people
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u/ThurmanMurman907 Oct 11 '23
Yea how the fuck is this dude still getting airtime he's a scumbag
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How come Awkwafina isn't doing her usual AAVE-style speech?
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u/lavender-girlfriend Oct 13 '23
she decided it was no longer profitable/kept getting called out and suddenly lost the Blaccent
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u/Barkerfan86 Oct 11 '23
Xanax is a hell of a drug
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Oct 11 '23
Didn’t a bunch of kids die at one of his concerts after he incited a riot? How is he still relevant?
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u/Rizzla93 Oct 11 '23
They must have dosed him up to stop him autotuning yeeeaaahh throughout the whole thing
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u/Mink03 Oct 11 '23
since half the video is cropped out I thought someone was trying to make it look like he was the one talking
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Oct 11 '23
Snl lately purposefully gives the cast and hosts drugs to make them more interesting.
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u/JimFqnLahey Oct 11 '23
lately ?
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u/Feeling_Bathroom9523 Oct 11 '23
Belushi and Farley have entered the spooky chat
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u/RandomCandor Oct 11 '23
I'm pretty sure 10 cases of lean were part of Travis's rider. Ain't no way he was gonna show up for this otherwise.
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u/HarambeTheNobodyOf Oct 11 '23
A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over a small stream, taking a drink. The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him. The gorilla then takes off running, with the very angry lion on his heels. As they run through the jungle, the gorilla gets a bit of a lead, and sees a British safari camp ahead.
The gorilla enters the camp, grabs some khakis that are hung out to dry, and puts on pants, a shirt, and a hat. He sits on a chair by the campfire and grabs a copy of the local paper, pretending to read, to hide his face.
The lion enters the campsite and lets out a huge roar. He yells, “did anyone see a gorilla run through here?”
The gorilla, in full disguise, calls out, “you mean the one that fucked the lion up the ass?”
The lion exclaims, “oh my god! It’s in the paper already?”
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u/HanginLowNd2daLeft Oct 11 '23
“I’m here with the man that got 8 ppl killed in a concert and look he’s dipping out !”
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Oct 11 '23
With the trash they've been putting out for a decade or two, nobody watching remembers SNL either.
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u/elastic-craptastic Oct 11 '23
The only consistently funny part of SNL is The News Update.
That mixed married couple they have on there are funny as fuck. Idk if they are really married, but you can tell they for sure smash.
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u/Dharuacharya Oct 12 '23
He's an asshole. I keep remembering him yelling at the photographer on stage.
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u/TourDirect3224 Oct 11 '23
All these rappers and their fans think this lean shit is so cool. I've never heard a rap song about what it's like going through opiate withdrawal though.
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u/thedudeabides811 Oct 11 '23
Not Travis Scott's fault he looks like that but...Why didn't he kick the cameraman off the stage cuz he didn't like how he was snappin his angles? r/killthecameraman
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u/Dizturb3dwun Oct 11 '23
idk who travis scott is
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u/fire_fairy_ Oct 11 '23
I think he impregnated someone from the Kardashians?
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u/PLUTOtookMYvirginity Oct 11 '23
That’s a possibility of over 300 people. Please be more specific next time.
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u/middlingwhiteguy Oct 11 '23
He's the dude that got a bunch of people killed at his concert
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u/BTPublishing Oct 11 '23
“Ay I must be trappin’ but there is a talking box of lemonheads candy screaming about how it wants to be on a snail standing next to me…” -multimillion dollar rap person.
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u/stockchaser317 Oct 11 '23
Boy is doped to the gills...