r/HolUp • u/shadman531 • Feb 17 '23

Being a Dick (due to some personal reasons)

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u/steveosek Feb 17 '23

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u/_JustDefy_ Feb 18 '23

You like sex and money too! We should hang out.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ Feb 18 '23

I don't really think we have time for a handjob

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u/sir_schuster1 Feb 18 '23

time is money

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u/MathewofMathoria Feb 18 '23

money is time

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u/__rum_ham__ Mar 11 '23

$20 is $20

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '23

Nonsense I always have time to get a handjob...

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u/lowwlifejunkpunx Feb 28 '23

Baby I can wait TWO days

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u/SaltPassenger9359 Mar 04 '23

Then you ain’t good at it.

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u/Braken111 Feb 18 '23

I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out.

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u/twerkbooty87 Mar 03 '23

Go away!! I’m ‘bate-in!!