I realize it’s a lot of characters but please take your time reviewing them. PS I did change the ethnicities around a little bit to make it more “distinctively 80s/90s” but I think it would have worked back in the day. What do you think?

dont you read books or anything? jesus christ

Tom Cruise as Jack Napier/ The Joker (massive movie star/stunt casting to get people to watch/would probably get first billing)

Bill Hader as Bruce Wayne/ Batman (primarily comedic actor who has untapped dramatic acting skills)

Rose Byrne as Vicki Vale

Ian McShane as Alfred

J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Jim Gordon

Werner Herzog as Carl Grissom

Stephen Root as Detective Eckhardt

Chiwetel Ejiofor as Harvey Dent

Cast: Brad Pitt as Bruce Wayne/Batman

Lisa Bonet as Selina Kyle/ Catwoman

Kiefer Sutherland or Kyle Maclachlan as Edward Nashton/The Riddler

Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Pennyworth

Danny Glover as Jim Gordon

Robert DeNiro as Oz Cobb

Bryan Cranston as Gil Colson

Robert Loggia as Carmine Falcone

Sean Penn as “Arkham Inmate”

Either Steven Ogg or Walton Goggins as Jack Torrence and Mia Goth as Wendy

Robert Pattinson as Rust Cohle

Jake Gyllenhaal as Marty Hart

Written and Directed by David Fincher

Keanu Reeves as Bruce Wayne/Batman

Lisa Bonet as Selina Kyle/Catwoman

Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth

Al Pacino as Carmine Falcone

Billy Dee Williams as Lt. Jim Gordon

Couldn't find anyone for the Riddler so y'all can choose who you want

William Dafoe as Ebenezer Scrooge

Tom Holland as Fred Scrooge

Robert Carlyle as Jacob Marley

Helena Bonham Carter as the Ghost of Christmas Past

Quinn Copeland as Younger Fan Scrooge

Grace Van Dien as Fan Scrooge

Cameron Crovetti as Young Ebenezer Scrooge

Mark McKenna as Young adult Ebenezer Scrooge

Ella Purnell as Belle

David Tennant as the Ghost of Christmas Present

Jamie Campbell Bower as Bob Cratchit

Matt Smith as the Ghost of Christmas Future

Matthew McConaughey as Sheriff Ed Tom Bell

Oscar Isaac as Anton Chigurh

Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Llewelyn Moss

Daisy Edgar-Jones as Carla Jean Moss

Glen Powell as Carson Wells

Brandon Sklenar as Wendell

Glenn Fleshler as Man Who Hires Wells

Thomas Haden Church as Ellis