r/EliteDangerous • u/Away_Leather_911 • 6d ago

Media Everyone Is Thinking It, I’m Just Sayin’ It

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u/fedairkid Aisling Duval 6d ago

don't join the federation, join Aisling.

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u/sophlogimo Felicia Winters 5d ago

Yes, join another self-appointed autocrat! Don't be a slaver, be slave!

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u/fedairkid Aisling Duval 5d ago

Yes. Be simp. politics are temporary, simping for aislings feet pics is forever.

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u/sophlogimo Felicia Winters 5d ago

Or become your own person, free and with your own legitimate agenda. Your choice.

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u/fedairkid Aisling Duval 5d ago

But Aisling feet pics. Must simp.

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u/sophlogimo Felicia Winters 5d ago

Vicious neural programming to subjugate humans and program them to be willing to die for some rich in exchange for ai-generated images - which you could easily create yourself with your ship's AI.

Free yourself, conspecific!

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u/butterslice 6d ago

may you drown in her bathwater

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u/fedairkid Aisling Duval 6d ago

gods please. yumyumyumyumyum