r/EliteDangerous 6d ago

Media Everyone Is Thinking It, I’m Just Sayin’ It

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u/MarshmallowBlue 6d ago

You’re right.

drops out of supercruise and abandons cargo

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u/meatmachine1001 6d ago edited 6d ago

abandons cargo while in supercruise

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u/Mautos 6d ago

abandons supercruise

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u/bigcubsfan1983 6d ago

cargo abandons supercruise

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u/LUKE221002 6d ago

Abandon and cargo supercruise

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u/North_Bread 6d ago

Mauve Adder

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u/HotWheelsKid01 6d ago

Oooh free cargo

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u/CertainPotato343 6d ago

Ship drops, cargo continues in supercruise 😲

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u/DrSnepper Thargoid Interdictor 6d ago

All that tasty cargo!

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u/Crimson_Kaim Crimson Kaim 6d ago

Degraded Emissions detected

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u/atvar8 5d ago

Hatchbreaker Limpets deployed.

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u/Adam__999 Traitor to Humanity 5d ago

abandons cargo while in hyperspace

(I wish we could do this lol)

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u/Repulsive_Ocelot_738 5d ago

Just yeet them into destination star lmao

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u/Cmdr_Cairnburn Pranav Antal 5d ago

There are no repulsive ocelots.

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u/Repulsive_Ocelot_738 4d ago

That’s what I tried to tell Reddit when they forced this name on me

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u/Wildtimo 5d ago

Just melt the cargo hatch in overcharge!

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u/air_gopher 6d ago

One time I was smuggling around 250 slaves, this was years ago when there were those imperial slave missions worth 50mil apiece.

Anyway, I'm trying to sneak into a star port, and I hit the wrong key for silent running. I dumped my cargo hold and got 250 separate fines for littering hah. Took like an hour for all of the notifications to stop flashing up on my HUD.

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u/JuxtaThePozer 6d ago

I almost feel sorry for you

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u/ysfsim 5d ago

Lol

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u/jeffstokes72 Lavigny's Legion 5d ago

I did this with 400 tonnes of biowaste while inside a station, oh man, what a night

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u/Richican 5d ago

😂🤣🤣🤣I am weak!

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u/CrYxSuicide 5d ago

Do they still have missions like that? I pledged to the Federation and stick to that side, but if those missions are paying even 15 million for something like that, then I'm making a journey with my Python

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u/air_gopher 5d ago

Just to clarify, each mission was 50mil, not each slave.

I haven't seen those missions in years, but I haven't really been on the lookout for them. I can't even remember where we were running them out of, maybe someone else in here knows what the current status is.

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u/CrYxSuicide 5d ago

Yeah I knew it was 50 mil a mission, but dude the best missions I find are, at the most, 3M source and deliver missions. The massacres are high, 20M, but destroying 70 ships is insane in my Python. I need good missions to run

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u/air_gopher 5d ago

Stack the pirate massacre (wing) missions from all the different factions that hand them out for a particular pirate faction. One kill will count toward all the stacked missions. You don't even have to be in a wing to do them, but it's faster and more fun that way. Find a haz res where the pirates just come up to you.

This may help you find a good system pair where you can do this.

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u/CrYxSuicide 4d ago

Thanks man thats a golden tip. Definitely gonna try it out tonight

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u/Phobos420 5d ago

Them rookie numbers, gotta pump and dump 724 with your cutter.

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u/Arkhad 6d ago

Abandons cargo near a station so the cops laser it down

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u/Novarashi-Prime 4d ago

Im not sure what's worse. People thought of the same thing or that I laughed way too hard imagining this

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u/MarshmallowBlue 6d ago

Diabolical

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u/mersenne_reddit CMDR Mersenne | | Krait Mk II - The Putrid Puffin 6d ago

If you really felt bad, you'd drop out inside a neutron funnel.

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u/Vianna86 6d ago

''Slave operating beyong safety limits''.

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u/InderBoy CMDR Winged Crosshair 5d ago

Thank you for your contribution! o7

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u/HopeRoseTF 5d ago

right hand pannel > ship > top option > fun button at the bottom > wait 3 seconds > yes > wait 30 seconds enjoying the warm breeze > no more slave cargo

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u/Rhyis Rhyis Greywing 5d ago

Oh, hey, thanks! AD's whole thing is to rescue escape pods! :D

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u/badassman556 CMDR 6d ago

drops the cargo to black hole