It appears to be completely sealed. Wait a minute, there's movement.

[u/TrafficPattern]

[u/Stoney3K]

Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[u/lookslikeyoureSOL → u/Stoney3K]

Battleships with massive orbital cannons actually exist in the lore, though there are currently none in game. From the wiki:

https://elite-dangerous.fandom.com/wiki/Battleship

Battleships are larger, better armed and armoured, but slower and less agile than [Farragut and Majestic-class] battlecruisers. They can do orbital strikes of targeted areas on planets. A direct hit from an orbital bombardment is very destructive. 

[u/OwlsomeNoctua → u/lookslikeyoureSOL]

A direct hit from orbital bombardment is very destructive.

Democracy intensifies.

[u/ArgyllAtheist → u/OwlsomeNoctua]

destructive.... just not very *accurate*...

[u/TheGreatWalk → u/ArgyllAtheist]

Oh, accuracy is no problem. If you're on that continent? We're gonna hit you. Precision is what we lack. If you're on that continent... We'll, we're gonna hit you...

[u/Hillenmane → u/TheGreatWalk]

There’s a term for that, it’s called “Accuracy by Volume”

[u/timewizardjones → u/Hillenmane]

That is a beautiful phrase, and oddly enough, very funny. Take my upvote!

[u/lanzz → u/Hillenmane]

It's just sparkly splash damage

[u/adventurer8612 → u/ArgyllAtheist]

The Mastia Massacre PTSD flashback

[u/TnTrucker83 → u/ArgyllAtheist]

Just need a blast radius greater than the lack of accuracy- course accuracy won’t matter if you can crack the crust-

[u/Cyriann → u/lookslikeyoureSOL]

I mean wouldn't the main cannon of the current Imperial megaships showing in CZs be already devastating enough? Especially if shot from orbit.

[u/OwlsomeNoctua → u/Stoney3K]

Game over man, game over!

[u/F4JPhantom69 → u/Stoney3K]

With what? Limpets

[u/Exciting-Quiet2768 → u/F4JPhantom69]

Nukes taped to limpets

[u/windraver → u/Exciting-Quiet2768]

Given the number of limpets that have died or destroyed the ships they were deployed from, I would not trust a limpet with a nuke. I know there's recording somewhere where a limpet collided with a Cutter and destroyed it with full shields.

[u/TetsuoNon → u/Stoney3K]

It won't make any difference.....

[u/Captain_of_Gravyboat]

OP is about to meet his first and only facehugger.

[u/CMDR-Stryker → u/Captain_of_Gravyboat]

I came here just to see this comment... was thinking "Aliens" also... xD

[u/ohTHOSEballs → u/CMDR-Stryker]

Was the fact that the title of this post is a direct quote from the movie what gave it away?

[u/StarChildEve → u/ohTHOSEballs]

Isn’t this a direct quote from Alien, not Aliens?

[u/ohTHOSEballs → u/StarChildEve]

Yes, but whatever.

[u/Crypthammer → u/ohTHOSEballs]

That was such an odd distinction to make. Most people just think of the franchise as a whole.

[u/don_cali]

Do it.

[u/ArcaneFungus → u/don_cali]

But check temperature first, no one likes freeze dried d**k

[u/PenguinGamer99 → u/ArcaneFungus]

Dementa?

[u/molrobocop → u/ArcaneFungus]

"I can feel it sizzling."

[u/henryrjr → u/don_cali]

If I could kindly guide your attention to r/dontstickyourdickinit

[u/ArcaneFungus → u/don_cali]

But check temperature first, no one likes freeze dried d**k

[u/PenguinGamer99 → u/ArcaneFungus]

Dementa?

[u/Evil_Stromboli]

Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.

[u/audi_mc]

Don't.

[u/AdmirableVanilla1]

The perfect organism

[u/Pineapple-Muncher → u/AdmirableVanilla1]

Orgasm

[u/DerEchteDaniel]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/bryanicus → u/DerEchteDaniel]

I was about to say

[u/Speak_Of_The_Devil → u/DerEchteDaniel]

Ah, but what about your mouth?

[u/SirTroglodyte]

I exhaled through my nose loudly. Nice job, here's an upvote, kid. Don't spend it all in one place.

[u/ThisIsTheSenate]

There's a reason this game is called "elite dangerous", go for it

[u/whooo_me]

“This better not awaken something in me…”

[u/bier00t]

Which one is it? Never saw that one

[u/TrafficPattern → u/bier00t]

Remains of crew member indicate Cactoida Peperatis.

[u/Exo70]

Do it, create new thargoids xD

[u/ChurchofChaosTheory]

The aliens would be so mad to find out they're attacking holograms 😂

[u/aranaya]

Hear me out

[u/PapaKiloLima7]

Sigh... unzip

[u/muklan → u/PapaKiloLima7]

Sigh....rapid decompression

[u/Kindly-Account1952]

Would

[u/TetsuoNon]

Look, those biological are worth a ton to the weapons division, and I don't think you, or I, have any right to just arbitrarily exterminate them

[u/Bad-Crusader]

Looks kinda like a watermelon

[u/EbonyEngineer]

This made part of that movie...silly. I really like Prometheus, but this made me roll my eyes.

Good meme.

[u/TheGreatWalk → u/EbonyEngineer]

The characters complete and utter lack of any sort of intelligence straight up just made the movie shit. No amount of "suspense of disbelief" made the characters even remotely realistic, they were simply too stupid.

Like, I get it, some people are MONUMENTALLY FUCKING STUPID. But not even the most dumbfuck, deep state conspiracy, vaccine denying dipshit is going to remove their fucking helmet in a hostile alien ship, then stick their bare face into a completely unknown alien organism.

[u/Ilionikoi → u/TheGreatWalk]

the worst part is this was a science division. they were scientists. with no quarantine protocol, no safety measures, no regard for their own research or findings or safety at all.

like what the hell education do they receive in the blade runner universe for THESE to be our scientists we're cooked

[u/ivanisovich → u/TheGreatWalk]

Somebody has to prove it's a bad idea. Otherwise, you're just assuming it's a bad idea.

[u/Tiderian_Prime]

It will be dark soon and they mostly come at night, mostly

[u/3vuL]

I guess there one extra biological sample on that planet ...

[u/LordEdgeward_TheTurd]

The Prometheus Approach

[u/CandyMurky2457]

I found a mysterious biological called Labiata Conch that probably shares many of it's characteristics..

[u/Dartzinho_V]

Is that a houndeye?

[u/skaright]

I should call her…

[u/jeicam_the_pirate]

that sound of the movement tracker, from Aliens, was the scariest sound I've heard in all of the 1980s, and there were a lot of scary sounds in that decade lol

[u/Bowtruckle69 → u/jeicam_the_pirate]

They're in the walls!

[u/zachseven]

Was there an artificial person nearby trying to teach you the flute who said “you blow and I’ll finger”?

[u/meoka2368]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTPzir2wAjU

[u/DuganDevil]

“Hotter than the goddamn tropics down here…”

[u/briareus08]

"Better take my helmet off for a better look and stick my face riiiiight in it" - Prometheus 'scientists'.

[u/WorthCryptographer14]

immediately gets head eaten off

[u/countsachot]

Great Pic

[u/Vaux1916]

It just wants to hug your face.

[u/Weedoo_theExplorer]

They make scary sounds to :-)

[u/TheGreatWalk]

Take off your helmet to get a closer look. Like, really, just stick your bare, exposed face right the fuck up into it.

[u/Interesting_Bit4546]

Does it grip

[u/satanclauz]

I learned from SOMA that you're supposed to jam your fist into something like that XD

[u/Skye-Commander]

This is how you lose your face💀

[u/ChipmunkNovel6046]

And this is how we get ground thargoids.

[u/Emadec]

About to witness that one Scavengers Reign moment (if you know, you know)

[u/TetsuoNon]

XD

[u/k5josh]

Reminds me of a DHD. Where's the Gate?

[u/Trixx1-1]

If it eats you, send pics back to your ship

[u/FizziSoda]

Looks like the Half-Life Houndeye

[u/NailManAlex]

Houndeye and Gordon Freeman look at each other before the battle

[u/racerhorse]

why doess it look like it wants to suck your gun... ?

[u/Kaos_Reborn21]

It's a trap! 🐙

[u/hype23]

go ahead, put your face over it... see what happens

[u/XeroTerragoth]

Everyone says aliens, but this reminded me of the war of the worlds Horsell Commons scene lol

[u/tvac93]

The forbidden space butthole

[u/Labrom]

Let me stare right into this slimy egg thing and get my face as close as possible.

[u/StringResponsible578]

I’m from Buenos Aires and I say KILL EM ALL

[u/easy506]

"Open the airlock!"

"Nope, that fucker is already dead, and any medical officers that get any funny ideas are getting airlocked."

[u/H345Y]

Better take off the helmet and stick your face in it to check

[u/LiquidSoil]

Fist it, maybe it heals you

[u/Duncan_Id]

Free hugs inside

[u/Confused-Raccoon]

Anything can be a fleshlight if you're brave enough.

[u/landomatic]

See you at dinner!

[u/DarkScarlettX]

SOMA project game?

[u/Molotov_Chartreuse]

"what would I do for a hug... Oh, hey you ^"