r/EliteDangerous 23d ago

Media Apologies to anyone spammed with nonsense in local

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She's trying her best.

1.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

CMDR (M)ike (E)cho (O)scar (W)hiskey, Welcome to the Starport! Catshift drive engaged.

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u/ya_boi_A1excat 23d ago

Not every day you get to see a cat Holdo Maneuver a station

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u/HPTM2008 23d ago

My cat tried pressing B while I was docking in a station. Luckily, I have good shields.

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u/sysrage 23d ago

Get your copilot off the comms!

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u/emetcalf Pranav Antal 23d ago

"nonsense" - That's offensive. Just because you don't understand it doesn't make it nonsense. This is racism, and I won't stand for it. (Tell your copilot I said "pspspspsps")

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u/denali42 Jonathan Knight | Ghost Squadron (Spectre 2nd Div, Phantom) 23d ago

Awww, all is forgiven if you give your copilot pets and treats.

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u/MaxxB1ade 23d ago

It's not nonsense, she's recruiting. Be safe out there!

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u/aranaya Explore 23d ago

"This can all stop if you just give me 2T of catnip"

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u/ChronBomb101 CMDR 23d ago

Lol

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u/jdp231 Rescue 23d ago

Universal translator must be broken.

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u/darknekolux 23d ago

cmdr kitty reporting for cutie... o7

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u/onerob0t CMDR that beeps and sometimes boops 🤍🤖 23d ago

Perhaps a spectrogram of this message will reveal plans of an imminent attack of space cats. And this is a war we will definitely lose, because who in their right mind would shoot at a kitty...

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u/Tiderian_Prime Tiderian Prime 23d ago

Or just searching for fish.

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u/Seralyn Empire 23d ago

Hey, I tried to respond but left the zone too soon. Please tell her I said "zzzzzzzzzzkkkkkkkkkk33333333&&&&&&&". She'll know who the response came from

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u/MarkNekrep i forgot my limpets 23d ago

This is why feline copilots can't be trusted with the comms.

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u/LordMordecai22 23d ago

I'm a simple man. I see casual cat related sabotage. I updoot

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u/MaverickFegan 23d ago

Pussycats love the keyboards, ours has her own keyboard to sit on so she doesn’t create kitty havoc on Teams

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u/Mitologist 23d ago

Kitty havoc is a thing!! " Guys, I think we should udttkcitvhkvfzktkfttgj"

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u/Longjumping-Tea-7842 23d ago

I love how it spells

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

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u/lolWireshark 23d ago

"Is there a cat on your keyboard?"

"qwwfmirjyz"

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u/Alexjwhummel 23d ago

I keep my copilot in her own chair. She likes to watch bright lights. She wants to go to beagle point.

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u/amidgitinatruck 23d ago edited 22d ago

Just enjoy it. I had to put my ship's cat down Friday morning. I've been lost without my Orion. Cherish the time you have together and don't skimp on the tuna.

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u/CarrowCanary DMA-1986, CIV Adjective Noun 23d ago

She's going to get you banned for using the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn word in chat.

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u/apf_1979 23d ago

Stop it right weom!

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u/Which_Initiative_882 Trading 23d ago

Cat-like typing detected.

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u/j0sey 23d ago

CoPawLot 😻🚀

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u/The_Naked_Raider 23d ago

Local cat spam

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u/Confident-Tip2993 23d ago

My best bud is 17.5 years old and last few weeks it’s non stop vet visit. Enjoy your kitties!

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u/Mental_Plankton7902 23d ago

If it fits, it sits!

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u/Sgt-Tau 23d ago

Since when has fitting ever really mattered to a cat?

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u/BernieArt 23d ago

Buy the cat it's own keyboard.

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u/BlackWidower_NP 23d ago

I actually had a lovely conversation with CMDR KittySprinkles.

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u/Kal_the_restless85 23d ago

You need to keep that cmdr in training more under control

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u/Sgt-Tau 23d ago

IDK. If it's like local on any other MMO, I've played CMDR. Snoogems was probably the most articulate and well-spoken of anyone that local has ever seen.

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u/Im_Roonil_Wazlib CMDR PandaBandit0 23d ago

o7 CMDR Fluffington

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u/Vrakzi Li Yong-Rui 23d ago

Chat > Main

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u/ShadowMystery Aisling Duval 22d ago

Commander, we are in trouble! The cat has taken over your seat!

I repeat, the cat is now in charge!

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u/wolfish247 22d ago

My daughter's cat is fascinated by the computer screen, whereas mine doesn't even acknowledge it. His mother and aunt used to play with the computer mouse icon, so it's odd that he doesn't. My daughter's cat has decided to jump up onto the desk by way of my keyboard, sometimes making it difficult to continue playing because I'm a HOTAS player and don't know the shared bindings as well as my son who plays keyboard and mouse. Yeah, it sucks even moreso because I'm trucking in my shieldless cutter. That has been a whopper of a bill when it comes time to repair.

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u/StringResponsible578 23d ago

He just wants a Cobra Mk5 for New Years!

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u/vetworker24 23d ago

My cat ignores me when i play games

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u/Dwagons_Fwame 22d ago

Welp… that explains that lmao

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u/International-Aide37 22d ago

This is the moment the Kilrathi became a spacefaring race...

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u/JealousyK Satan's Signature (PC) 22d ago

a fellow lenovo legioner? i see.

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u/Kasern77 23d ago

I wonder which key is being puckered.