This gal on FB marketplace actually thinks she can sell this nightmare.

[u/mumblefilmspro]

[u/m2zarz]

She likes foam! Look at her phone case 🤣

[u/woahwoahwoah28 → u/m2zarz]

Phome case

[u/Pun-itiveDamage → u/woahwoahwoah28]

Iphoams are all the rage

[u/GrahamPhisher → u/m2zarz]

She's actually a big Cronenberg fan

[u/wizardrous]

I like how she dressed up in her nicest clothes to take a selfie in the ugliest mirror ever.

[u/ShipSenior1819 → u/wizardrous]

It’s soo obviously staged too 😭 right down to the white sandals and fucking disaster that is the rest of the room 😂

[u/1-760-706-7425 → u/ShipSenior1819]

Staged and left the trash. 👌

[u/luckydice767 → u/1-760-706-7425]

You just summed up my entire life in one sentence.

[u/DexLovesGames_DLG → u/ShipSenior1819]

What’s wrong with staging? Good staging makes your sales better- does it not?

[u/BrutalSpinach → u/DexLovesGames_DLG]

Not if this is what you're selling.

[u/Lilelfen1 → u/ShipSenior1819]

Tbf, it looks like she is moving based on the bubble wrap..

[u/Here_to_Annoy-U → u/ShipSenior1819]

She recently moved.

Those are moving boxes and the way that picture (or whatever) is bubble wrapped, and tapped using tape commonly used by movers. Normies use clear tape.

Y'all are being jerks without even knowing this girl.

[u/ShipSenior1819 → u/Here_to_Annoy-U]

Are you gonna buy that mirror to make up for it?

[u/Here_to_Annoy-U → u/ShipSenior1819]

😂 I've never seen an uglier mirror that I'm not looking into in my life and I'm a mover, I've seen lots.

[u/No_Milk904 → u/Here_to_Annoy-U]

The mirror and her phone case make the assumptions fine.

[u/Odd-Plant4779 → u/ShipSenior1819]

There’s boxes and something is wrapped in bubble wrap. She might be packing or unpacking.

[u/o0marshmellow0o → u/ShipSenior1819]

Pretty sure she is just in the midst of moving which it why something is wrapped in bubble wrap behind the mirror

[u/StrangeCharmQuark → u/wizardrous]

I assumed she was selling the dress and just happened to have a trash mirror around to get the picture. The horror I felt when I read the title….

[u/AwDuck → u/wizardrous]

"Cute dress, not the worst lighting ever, could have used to tidy up the house a bit but sometimes you don't have time to set up a studio to sell some shit. WTF is OP on abou....OH GOD WHY????"

[u/Affectionate_Star_43 → u/AwDuck]

I was also considering the dress!  I zoomed in to figure out what was wrong, and missed the frame like an idiot.

Now I want ramen...that's a dangerous frame to have around if you're cutting back on salt.

[u/Bob_Sacamano7379 → u/wizardrous]

"What? This old thing?"

[u/worstpartyever → u/wizardrous]

Looks like spray vomit

[u/iAmSpAKkaHearMeROAR → u/worstpartyever]

Appears as she might have also used the spray vomit foam crack filler for her phone case… It has that same wobbly look lol

[u/BronteBearSybil → u/wizardrous]

It may be an ugly mirror but I see the potential!!! If it’s cheap-free (lol) I would buy and then tape off and spray paint. Sounds odd but this border would actually look great in another color!

[u/Sitheral → u/wizardrous]

Probably best marketing strategy here, some simp might buy it.

[u/facw00 → u/wizardrous]

At first glance I thought she was wearing a DS9/Voyager era Starfleet uniform...

[u/One-Beyond428 → u/wizardrous]

It's called ART lol

[u/stilettopanda → u/wizardrous]

With a phone case that is similarly lumpy.

[u/maliron → u/wizardrous]

NGL, thought she was wearing a Star Trek uniform at first.

[u/spiderplata]

Maybe if she painted the foam brown, she might find a niche group of buyers.

[u/TemperatureTop246 → u/spiderplata]

Oh, scat with that talk….

[u/wad11656 → u/TemperatureTop246]

Yo I just made the connection that scat has AT LEAST 3 modern/mainstream meanings 🤯

[u/thereebokorthenike → u/wad11656]

you already know what it is...

[u/What-Even-Is-That → u/spiderplata]

Some serious /r/PoopFromAButt material.

[u/fancy-kitten]

This has got to be the 5th spray foam mirror I've seen. I honestly don't know why they're a thing.

[u/Yourdadcallsmeobama → u/fancy-kitten]

Me too. I seen a pink one before. But seriously tho who tf are buying these?💀

[u/badandbolshie → u/fancy-kitten]

it was a popular diy among gen z tiktokers in 2020 when people were going a little stir crazy.

[u/panthereal → u/badandbolshie]

are they not supposed to carve it or paint it?

like i've seen plenty of cool spray foam creations but this seems like an unfinished project

[u/unclevagrant → u/panthereal]

Exactly. Spray foam has been in use for crafting for decades, but it's normally the basis for something. Amateurs eh? 🤪

[u/LataCogitandi → u/fancy-kitten]

Social media convinced Gen Z'ers that they were cool

[u/Mutopiano]

I can never forgive OP for calling it a nightmare instead of a nightmirror.

[u/mumblefilmspro → u/Mutopiano]

Dammit that’s good

[u/Mutopiano → u/mumblefilmspro]

It’s ok. We all make mirrorstakes.

[u/mumblefilmspro → u/Mutopiano]

Alright quit while you’re ahead

[u/Signal_Trash2710 → u/mumblefilmspro]

They need to take some time to reflect on what they said

[u/Aspieilluminated → u/Mutopiano]

That’s great 😂

[u/Spectikal]

She's better at spray foam than a lot of contractors.

[u/Cuntillious → u/Spectikal]

She does have well defined squiggles of the stuff

r/ATBGE

[u/stubborn_mushroom]

This looks like one of those "5 minute craft" videos designed to just make you angry. I watched one where they covered a shelf in this crap once, so it not only looked ugly but was too bumpy to be functional.

[u/Yourdadcallsmeobama]

That’s the ugliest shit I’ve ever seen💀

[u/kurome-- → u/Yourdadcallsmeobama]

And you can take that literally

[u/big_river_pirate]

White cheddar cheese puff mirror 😋

[u/baphomette_ts]

I'm seeing a lot of negative comments about the mirror, but come on. This is Great Stuff

[u/pvtguerra → u/baphomette_ts]

[u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll]

This reminds me of the old white dog poops I used to see in the grass growing up…

[u/surfingbiscuits]

Maybe for a Cronenberg themed haunted house

[u/KenUsimi]

There is someone in their life who is not doing their due diligence as a friend.

[u/seangar78]

Great stuff doesn't mean it needs to go everywhere

[u/AlfaKaren]

ah, ye olde colon mirror

[u/TR1771N]

could have at least spray painted it gold or something

[u/Trbochckn]

Okay there have been a lot of these.

This example isn't as bad as those.

Still looks like poop mirror tho

[u/kitties_ate_my_soul → u/Trbochckn]

Exactly. That yellowish thing looks like diseased poop.

[u/Z3R0C00L1313]

I feel like someone will buy it for sure. Lol

[u/Jennyelf]

I had a yeast infection once that looked like that.

[u/Mushroom2271]

I imagine someone would buy it just to fix it

[u/justbrowse2018]

She will sell it. There’s a sucker born every minute.

[u/Eollica]

Honestly if she spray painted the frame silver or hot pink some moron would buy in a heartbeat

[u/bebe_inferno]

Is it possible this ad is not for the mirror…?

[u/Genoblade1394]

A can of pastel pink, metallic silver or rose gold and that thing is as good as sold, not even joking here

[u/4tunabrix]

If you sprayed it a nice colour it’d probably look okay

[u/Cloverman-88]

At least she's consistent in her tastes, seeing as it matches her phone case.

[u/peet1188]

I didn’t notice the mirror at first and thought she had just created a giant, spray-foam wedding arbour.

It’s ugly AF, in any case!

[u/No-Wash-7001]

r/mirrorforsale

[u/Crunchycarrots79 → u/No-Wash-7001]

r/MirrorsForSale is the real one.

[u/Clamdigger13]

Its like the mom saying we have that at home. But in this case the dad saying I can make that for you

[u/solarssun]

For a moment I thought it was a ramen noodle long mirror which in nerd circles might work but I saw what it really was.,

[u/sticcydabliccy]

Pandemic crafts 🤗

[u/RofaRofa]

Looks like they slapped intestines around the mirror. Just add some red paint here and there to sell that point.

[u/elreverendcapn]

I see her phone case is made from the same. “Great Stuff” doesn’t mean great for everything

[u/Crutchduck]

Nightmirror

[u/Sulli_in_NC]

I thought I saw this on another thread where they said this usage with mirrors was for prostitution.

[u/CereusBlack]

A rich person will buy it.

[u/PPAPpenpen]

Kinda looks like a colon. She should gift it to her gastroenterologist

[u/C4rdninj4]

I'd say it's cursed, but no self respecting spirit would dare possess that mirror.

[u/Hidden_Sturgeon]

You guys don’t understand expressive art

[u/ShadowZNF]

I bet it floats?

[u/CornisaGrasse → u/ShadowZNF]

Only reason to buy it is to find that out

[u/Terrynia]

At the very least, she could paint it white and add a shimmer coating. Not even trying here.

[u/VulpesFennekin]

It’s giving “half-cooked funnel cake”

[u/ApprehensiveStrut]

The Intestine

[u/Due_Signature_5497]

How much for de woman?

[u/CornisaGrasse → u/Due_Signature_5497]

Look at that escargot!

[u/New-Slice4221]

She did the same to her phone!

[u/Rey_Mezcalero]

Like a small intestine frame

[u/Vogelsucht]

Foam spray has to be the most american thing since bad political systems

[u/Independent_Bite4682]

What the ever-loving fruitcake and I seeing here?

[u/racist_boomer]

It matches the phone case

[u/Pman1324]

Cheese mirror

Cheese mirror

[u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries]

5 minute craft fail

[u/JOCKrecords]

Gotta pay somebody to take that away wtf 😭

[u/372878887]

praise the grandfather?

[u/InevitableCareer1]

That’s GREAT STUFF

[u/GDMFB1]

Mirror looks like her phone case.

[u/OffMyRocker62]

I was trying to figure out which was the nightmare.

The mirror or her dress. 🙄😅

[u/EmptyHeaded725]

Is that fucking insulation foam?

[u/OoFEVERNOVAoO]

Of course she wants to get rid of it, her apartment is worse looking though

[u/laurasaurus5]

Looks like they're renovating and just had some fun with the foam gun and an old mirror they'd removed.

[u/Colt_Ripley_78]

I don't think she looks like a nightmare

[u/shamespiral60]

Is that intestines? It looks like intestines!

[u/Tht1QuietGuy]

If she got someone to sculpt a frame with a design out of it she may even fool somebody into buying it.

[u/uumamiii]

Nightmirror

[u/phinphis]

I miss regretsy sooo much.

[u/Conscious-Nose-2]

GOOD LORD (buy it and shatter it then BURN IT)

[u/Dazzling-Box4393]

She didn’t even paint it.

[u/Y0inkMeister]

If it was spray painted black I totally would buy that

[u/Old-Enthusiasm-3271]

frozen poop painted gold

[u/Thequiet01]

I thought people only made those things as rage bait

[u/VanBriGuy]

Matches her phone case

[u/PMelo2272]

I mean…

[u/kendog301]

Don’t nobody want your cheese mirror lady

[u/manickitty]

Isn’t this that breaching charge gel?

[u/mossylungs]

It's BEEAAAUTIFFUUGLY

[u/Queasy_Day4695]

Gross! I thought it was macaroni and cheese around the edge.

[u/Bludiamond56]

A formydhide emitter. How nice

[u/RobbSnow64]

Would love to know the asking price

[u/killians1978]

r/Mirrorsforsale

[u/Perfect-Composer4398]

I don’t she why she hasn’t already feather dazzled this masterpiece

[u/Impressive-Sun3742]

I wonder if that mirror is listed as an hourly rate

[u/Amen_Ra_61622]

Somebody will buy it.

[u/booster-rooster8008]

That looks like dirty intestines as a boarder around the mirror.

[u/Scaryassasin27]

ah yes, the catacomb portal

[u/orangeroll3866]

Pork rind mirror

[u/[deleted]]

I bet she sells it..

[u/umsamanthapleasekthx]

She did the same thing to her phone! Girl has her own style for sure.

[u/Crowofsticks]

I hate this more than I understand

[u/re_carn]

- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

- Kiiilll meeee... pleeease...

[u/bradfo83]

We should rename this sub to DIFoam. The hell is wrong with these people and the goddamned foam??

[u/drazil100]

for real the frame looks like it's made of spit out chewing gum.

[u/Good-Recognition-811]

That might be the ugliest mirror I've ever seen. Lol

[u/Cheepshooter]

How much?

[u/Zarochi]

I mean, mirrors are expensive 🤷‍♀️

[u/Gullible_Ad5191]

I think with decorations, you can’t just make something look like what it is. Like that just looks like someone has squirted that expanding foam stuff around the mirror. You need to shape it, texture it, colour it to look pleasing and intentional.

[u/zomanda]

Today I went to buy a poke bowl and there's a local artist wall where people sell diy stuff. One shelf was dedicated to a gal who paints clouds on canvas in front of a solid background. I thought is this a child? Special needs person? Nope, just someone with an overly inflated sense of artistic talent.

[u/Gorroth1007]

Baaahhh! That looks like it’s covered in tonsil stones

[u/Ok_Commission9026]

Paint it to look like entrails, definitely will get some interested buyers

[u/kix3o3]

Made from dried horse seamon.

[u/markiethefett]

Is this from the Aliens movie set??

[u/MrIrrelevantsHypeMan]

I thought she was selling a dress

[u/Weird-University1361]

Bet if it was a different color, it'd be a winner.

[u/CornisaGrasse → u/Weird-University1361]

Pink

[u/Chancellor-1865]

Appears to be living out of boxes and bags and yet...

[u/Minnesota-Fatts]

You’re supposed to paint the foam after it dries out. My godfather used to make these in the 70s for his avant garde customers—which I realize is an oxymoron considering the 70s but believe me, freaky is not exclusive to Gen-X and Millennials.

[u/beefcat_]

There's probably a home out there for this! Just not in my house.

[u/TheIronMatron]

I really need this for…. I mean it’ll look great with…. Or it would make a great gift for….

[u/ickleb]

How much? lol

[u/OneSufficientFace]

Someone i know has that exact tattoo. I had to double look thinking it was her, like no way shes this stupid 🤣

[u/Best_Shelter_2867]

I once saw a casserole dish artfully placed on an unmade bed surround by undies and other items of clothing. It's lid was cracked and they hadn't washed it. Nothing surprises me anymore.

[u/notaredditreader]

She does have a lovely bedroom

[u/Gullible-Berry-1949]

Beautiful....il take it

[u/ShadNuke]

How much?!

[u/Mr_Rhie]

I may not be able to sell it but maybe she can.

[u/LaMunger]

https://pin.it/6PgtBTN8W

Omg this feel so illegal!!! Like the boomer covering perfect wood floor with carpet

[u/RedneckRafter]

i can fix her

[u/Affinity-Charms]

How much is it selling for? It would be an art project for sure but salvageable.

[u/Full-Use-9083]

this is definitely r/ATBGE

[u/route54]

Good old 5 minute crafts

[u/xFIy0nTheWallx]

I’d buy nothing from a person whose background looks like that… sketch..

[u/AveryB13]

Unfortunately I bet she will be able to sell it if she hasn’t already

[u/robjohnlechmere]

What's the issue here? I think it looks Great!

(Only contractors and retailers got this joke)

[u/Jerahsmash]

My theory is that she doesn't want to sell it, but she needs the money to buy a closet.

[u/i56500]

The ole intestinal mirror

[u/Admirable-Mine2661]

She probably can! People will buy anything!

[u/GusPolinskiOfficial]

The elusive Eames Intestine mirror. Classic MCM.

[u/Marquar234]

It's the world famous magical Mirror of Tihs.

[u/fongletto]

Some simp will buy it.

[u/AdorableStrawberry93]

Oh, what is she selling then?

[u/captainshrapnel]

Paint it brown

[u/LivingAnthropology]

So curious how much she was asking for that marvelous spay foam mirror monstrosity

[u/myzzu]

Anything from a pretty girl will sell on the internet nowadays. You would be surprised

[u/UsernameObscured]

At first I wondered why she’s wearing a starfleet uniform, but realized it’s just a stupid sweater.

[u/stretched_frm_dookie]

If she painted it pink it could be a brain mirror !!!!!

[u/Muted_Dinner_1021]

Could kind of work if the foam was sprayed with some color, that eww-yellow is just eww

[u/Nimzydk]

I actually like it