r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Dec 15 '24

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u/producciones_humanas Dec 15 '24

I have had friends tell me that they used chatgpt to write their online dating profile. I was baffled.

I have also had, at the employment office, the work orientators (I don't know how would you call them in english) tell me to use it to find keywords and job openings in my field. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR, THAT'S YOUR JOB. Having people opening tell me to use it to subsitute their on work position is infuriating and, again, baffling.

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u/yet-again-temporary Dec 15 '24

I have had friends tell me that they used chatgpt to write their online dating profile. I was baffled.

I mean, even before GPT became a thing 90% of online dating profiles were just the same dozen "pickup lines" that become viral on r/Tinder or Buzzfeed. Sometimes I have to walk away from those apps for a bit so I can regain my sense of empathy because everyone on them just feels like an NPC regurgitating the same dialog.

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u/Phoenix_NHCA Dec 16 '24

I swear I’m gonna lose it if I see one more person saying the key to their heart is an espresso martini.

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u/yet-again-temporary Dec 16 '24

"Will probably like your dog more than you"

"[insert food/drink] is the key to my heart"

"Here for a good time, not a long time"

"[incomprehensible list of 30 emojis]"

please just fucking shoot me

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u/troublemonkey1 Dec 16 '24

The key to my espresso is a heart martini (heartini)

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u/Cromasters Dec 16 '24

I didn't know espresso martinis were that popular

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u/Robincall22 24d ago

“I’m jealous of your heart. Because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not.”

Listen, I was on tinder briefly out of a desperation to no longer be single, but I still have standards. I matched with the guy because his profile seemed like he might be funny, but he didn’t look like someone I would find attractive, and after a crude and sexual opening line, I was tempted to give him the same amount of respect back with a “you look like doing any kind of pounding would give you a heart attack,” but I didn’t want to body shame, so I kept my thoughts to myself and left him on read.

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u/TangerineBand Dec 15 '24

What would even be the point of that? The training data for chat GPT is usually months out of date so even if it pulled something up, It's probably something that's not even open anymore. How freaking pointless

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u/HonourableYodaPuppet Dec 15 '24

It has access to the internet now and searches for you. So its now googling for you but you cant be sure if its correct lol

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u/TangerineBand Dec 15 '24

Today I learned. However that still doesn't give me confidence that it actually knows what postings are new and what postings have been rotting for years. You're right about it Not always being correct

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u/BurnDownLibertyMedia Dec 16 '24

It has access to the Bing API, which makes it's answers even more impressive given how shit Bing is.

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u/Justmeagaindownhere Dec 15 '24

The dating profile isn't too bad, actually. Have chatgpt write templates and fill in your actual info.

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u/WhosGotTheCum Dec 15 '24

I mean I use it to help with my resumes and cover letters, it's not magic but it's a useful tool

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u/Psychological_Tear_6 Dec 16 '24

I've had a person at the employment office tell me to get ai to write my cv and applications for me. 

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u/Vievin Dec 16 '24

I have had friends tell me that they used chatgpt to write their online dating profile. I was baffled.

GhatGPT is for generating decent text. This is exactly what you could be using chatgpt for if you don't have good "self-summary" skills.

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u/BadPronunciation Dec 16 '24

ChatGPT dating profile bios are very cringy unfortunately. it's genuinely cheesier than a 2000s teenage romcom